Thursday, July 28, 2016

5 Ways To Know If You’ve Got What It Takes To Be An Amway Loser

How many people are familiar with the Manta website? If you’re not a business owner or looking for a company to do business with there’s not much reason you’d know the website. Basically its like the yellow pages and it’s a directory of businesses. Most of the listings include the name, contact info, type of business, how many employees, revenue, etc.

The website used to be a lot better to navigate and easier to find info you’re looking for. Oh well. Gone are the old days. So just for shits and giggles I put Amway into the search box to see what would happen and there’s a bunch of listings for Amway IBO. And clicked on a couple of them to see what kind of bullshit these fucking Amway losers are coming up with. For the number of employees they all put 1 to 4, which is the smallest on the drop down menu to choose. The reality is Ambots have no employees. Ambots don’t do fuck all to contribute to the local economy. Its just themselves playing make belief business owner. For income one of the lying Amway fuckers chose less than $500,000 and another fucker chose less than $100,000. Yeah WAAAAYYYYYY less. LOL!!!!

What caught my attention is an article about figuring out what the best type of business is to get into. We’ve touched on this before including some of the suggestions in this article but I thought I’d blow it up for an Amway Ambot point of view on how to figure out if you’ve got what it takes to be a lowlife lying scamming Amway IBO imaginary “business owner”. Here’s the link for anyone wanting to look at the original article.

1.     Your interests and lifestyle. I know people who’ve started up landscaping business, sandwich shops, yoga studio and so on. I also know people who’ve gone into the family business and others who’ve bought businesses that might not be something they’re overly passionate about but decided it’s a good moneymaker. Ambots have decided their interests are eating vitamins and drinking cat piss and their lifestyle choices include being liars and scammers and worshipping the Great Amway God so that’s why being a commissioned salesperson for Amway is a good fit for those losers.
2.     Skills and talents. The article says if you’ve never worked in an industry sector that might not be a good fit to buy that type of business unless you’re passionate about it, but still suggests getting some work experience in that area. What skills do Ambots have? Lying. Scamming. Being fucking assholes. Ignorance. Sneering at people who have J.O.B.s. Putting down people who aren’t in their Amway cult. What other “business opportunity” could these losers get involved in except Amway.
3.     Finances. We’ve said it a few times around here, sure you can start up a small business on a shoestring if you already own some of the things you need to get started. Say you want to start a lawn mowing business and you already own a lawnmower and a truck to transport it, so those are 2 less expenses you need to start up. Other business might cost a lot of money if you’re buying/leasing a building, stocking inventory, etc. As for Amway – only broke losers need sign up. Ambots always go around bragging where else can you get started in your own business for $200. Bullshit! Let’s go back to the person who already owns a lawnmower and truck and wants to start a lawn cutting business. In Amway you need lots of room on the credit card to buy all the shit the fucking assholes in your Amway upline force you to buy. Budget between $500 and $1000/month to be inside the Amway cult and if you come in a little under without a shit kicking from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline consider yourself lucky.
4.     Do your research. LOL! How many fucking Amway losers show up here screeching “DO YOUR RESEARCH!”. LOL! If those fuckers had taken their own advice and done their research such as reading blogs like this first then they’d have never got involved in Scamway. Part of doing research is determining if there’s a demand for your product or service. Amway sales show less than 4% of sales are made to people who are not Amway IBO’s. That tells the sane world who are not brainwashed ambots that there is no demand, no real customer base for buying overpriced shitty Amway products unless you're already on staff at Amway having paid a fee to become an IBO.
5.     The future. How does a business owner anticipate where their business will be next year or 5 or 10 years down the road. This means writing a business plan and a budget and reevaluating as needed. Here’s the Amway IBO business plan: drawing a bunch of circles and saying if you sign up 6 people and they each sign up 6 people and then all of them sign up 6 people each and so on and so on then everyone’s going to be rich and in 2 to 5 years bazillions of dollars in residual income will roll in every month from Amway. Looks good on paper but the reality is the Amway system is designed for failure.

And another thing that this article and us around here too have advised about looking at getting into a business is to consult with professionals. Show your business plan to your banker and ask about getting a small business loan. How many Amway Ambots have done that? They’d get laughed right out of the bank when they start drawing their circles. How many Ambots go to a real accountant – not some fucking assholes in their Amway upline who is a tax expert. Accountants only deal with real businesses, not pyramid schemes. What about going to established business owners, and I mean real business owners not fake ass Amway Ambots who are pretend business owners, and talking over this “great business opportunity” with them and getting their insight on the profitably of getting involved in a pyramid scheme.

Do you have what it takes to be an Amway Ambot? Only losers who want emotional and financial distress need apply and buy in to the Amway bullshit.


  1. Amway is a good opportunity for persons with no skills at all, except the ability to be a continuing pain in the ass to their friends and family.

    It also helps if you have no mathematical skills (i.e. thinking that spending $300 per month to get a refund of $10 is a good idea).

    You should also be completely naive and credulous, believing that within 2 to 5 years you'll be a millionaire.

    It also helps if you are arrogant, stupid, uncultured, and bossy.

    1. Yup sign up with Amway and lose your money and friends and learn how to be the biggest asshole around.

  2. Anna, what's going on?

    It's August 3, and we still can't put up any responses to your last two posts. Is someone asleep at the switch?

    Or are the Amway scum sabotaging your website?

    I hope you're not planning to make your site and comments unreadable, the way Joe Cool has with his new blank-white background.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Good eye. I feel your pain and sorry for the inconvenience. Its not Ambot sabotage. We’ve decided for the time being to open the comment box during afternoons mountain time. And with blogger it’s a case of you can’t have one without the other so it also hides all comments during the down time.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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