Thursday, July 14, 2016

8 Things NOT To Do If You’re An Amway Ambot

Well there’s a whole lot more than eight things an ambot shouldn’t do but I saw this article titled 8 Things You Shouldn’t Do At Work and decided to find a way to make it apply to Amway ambots. Except that ambots will never follow these guidelines because they’re a bunch of arrogant assholes who think they’re better than everyone else because they’re in Amway. Being polite, respectful, and courteous to others does not apply when you’re in the Amway cult.

  1. Talking too loudly on the phone - Yup all those rotten lousy ambots full of self importance at being a “business owner” have a phone plastered to their ear EVERYWHERE yapping away loudly so everyone around them can tell how “important” they are doing business on their cell phone. Get a clue you fucking ambots! Nobody wants to listen to your side of the conversation! Go somewhere else and pretend to be big shot dicks!
  2. Listening to loud music or videos - AAACCCKKKK!!!!! I could just scream whenever my Ambot or another ambot insisted on sticking a CD into the car’s player or their portable unit and crank up the volume! FUCK!!!!! Turn off that fucking piece of shit! The rest of us who aren’t brainwashed Amway ambots don’t give a shit about what that fucking Diamond has to say! Where’s the fucking sledge hammer??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Messing up the (kitchen) auditorium -  Ambots are slobs! Every Scamway meeting we attended the ambots would bring overpriced snacks - XS cat piss drink, (not)Perfect Water, and shitty food bars. They’d leave their trash on the floor under the seats when they leave. Is it so difficult to pick up your fucking Amway trash and carry it outside to the nearest garbage can? Fucking ambots with a sense of entitlement - Oh the arena has hired a janitor to pick up after us. I’ll give you a little message from that janitor. “Fuck you ambot slobs!”
  4. Bringing your kids into the office too much - I had trouble with this one until I read down and article substituted kids with spouse or friends. So lets just go with:
    • Bringing your wife to Amway meetings too much - especially when your wife don’t want to be there. Nobody wants to watch their significant other being brainwashed into a cult and watch their bank account dwindle and their debt increase. Leave her at home or there will be hell to pay somewhere down the road!
  5. Crowding everyone’s inbox - Everyone in our World Wide Destructive Bastards line had to sign up for a Yahoo Group account so the cult leaders could send messages. Yeah like we don’t get enough junk and spam showing up in our inbox without Amway’s fucking cult leaders adding to it. Same thing with text messages. Never ending deluge!
  6. Being a Debbie Downer? - what the fuck I’ve never heard that term before. Bottom line it means someone negative. Ambots are the most negative people I know. Always going around predicting doom and gloom. This business and that business and the other business are all closing down, going bankrupt, whatever. Everyone will be dead or broke by the time they’re 65 - except of course for Amway ambots.
  7. Texting in the elevator - Or texting anywhere else! Those fucking Amway ambots always got their cell phones either on a car or texting trying to look big and important. Fucking morons! Those texts from the upline go on late in the evening often the wee hours of the morning and then start up again around 6am. Mostly our sack of shit Platinum. Fuck you asshole just because you drank a bunch of XS piss water and can’t sleep get off your fucking phone and give us a break!
  8. Dressing Inappropriately - what’s with this wearing a business suit to a BBQ? What’s this with wearing a business suit at night? What’s this with wearing a business suit to a cult meeting? Those fucking Amway ambots can’t figure it out that people can dress casually and comfortably and not look like slobs. Its not all about the suit! Its all about the control issue when you’re being brainwashed by a cult. Wear a fucking suit cause I said so and I’m your cult leader so you better fucking listen to me!!!!
No ambot will ever follow these guidelines. Ambots have their heads so far up their asses that they don’t see how everyone looks at them as a bunch of arrogant obnoxious assholes.

And the one thing you should do when you are no longer in the Amway cult? Apologize to everyone you treated badly because they would not support your phony business in the Amway pyramid scheme. Apologizing to everyone who you pissed off with the above 8 points is a good start.


  1. Amway is a simple-minded business for simple-minded people.

    The notion that you have to be attached to cellphone constantly, or be connected 24/7 to voicemail or e-mail, is insane. There isn't anything that important for Amway freaks to talk about.

    What could they discuss? "Did you draw more circles today? Did you eat your energy bar? Did you pay for the next function?"

    It bears repeating: Amway is a completely fake business, where you pretend that you're doing something important.

    1. Anonymous - its the old saying of how a sucker is born every minute and the living proof is they're sitting at Amway meetings. And did you know just because they showed up the Amway cult leader praises them for being winners and in 2 to 5 years they'll have bazillions of dollars in residual income flowing in from Amway every month and all just because they showed up. LOL. Amway losers! LOL!

  2. You're dead-on correct concerning the "control" issue in Amway. It becomes a question of obeying orders simply because they are orders, not because they are useful or intelligent.

    Amway up-lines want TOTAL CONTROL over their down-lines. They need it for two reasons: First, because that is the only way to prevent down-line IBOs from actually thinking for themselves, and realizing that Amway is a fucking rip-off; and second, because human beings have an evil streak in them which lusts after power and control.

    These are the real sources of the Amway command to "Never question up-line!" It keeps IBOs stupid, and it feeds the narcissism of those persons above them.

    1. Anonymous - people in Amway are the biggest losers around so that's why they become control freaks so they can bully their downline. That gives those fucking assholes something in their life they can control. And the Amway bastards use this power for evil never good. So the question is were they born with this evil streak or did they learn it as part of the Amway teachings.

  3. We all have a bad side to our personalities. We try to keep it in check by proper training of children, religious instruction, moral codes, laws, and internalized self-control. In a healthy society, most people succeed in keeping their bad side under control for the most part.

    But Amway ENCOURAGES up-line to be abusive and tyrannical over down-line. It urges Platinums to crack the whip and keep the stupid IBOs in line. It celebrates a culture of blind obedience and groupthink.

    And that's part of the sick sadistic pleasure that Amway up-line relishes: the pleasure of making other people's lives miserable, by wrecking their friendships and marriages, and bleeding them dry of money.

    Amway is a prison, where the guards have the right to brutalize the prisoners as much as they want.

    1. Anonymous - not only does Amway encourage the upline to be abusive and tyrannical and do whatever they want to the downline, but when you phone head office to report the bastards, the lazy ass fuckers working Amway's I-don't-give-a-shit department tell you they're not responsible and to talk it over with the abuser.

      What kind of dumb fuck advice is that. Fuck you Amway!

      Amway is definitely one prison where the prisoners should overthrow the guards and take control.


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