Friday, August 26, 2016

Baby Turns 6!

Couldn’t let Married To An Ambot’s birthday go by without saying a few words.

6 years baby! Happy birthday!

Its been awhile since we’ve posted statistics so here’s where we’re at after 6 years which shows there’s huge interest in a blog like this that tells it like it is and the money lost thanks to Amway and putting up with fucking Amway assholes. And the satisfying revenge – cursing out those sick bastards. Visitors fluctuate but the approximate breakdown for every 1000 visitors is about 800 from the U.S., the next 150 split between Canada and India, and the balance from the rest of the world. One day I took a look and about 11,500 visitors were from the states and 3,000 split, not all that evenly but the next 4 countries were India, Canada, the UK and Australia. The rest of the world doesn’t have all that much interest in finding out what its really like being inside the Amway cult but visitors from a few other countries show up daily.

Most visitors in one day in 2016 was 17,922. And there’s still a few months left. Will that number be broken? LOL! Speaking of fluctuation visitors go down in December. And that’s as it should be. People should have more important things going on over the holidays than sitting down at a computer reading about getting scammed by Amway but the Ambots searching for Dream Night keep the numbers up in December.

What does everybody see? Amway and their devoted Ambots must HATE those visitor numbers. A popular blog that’s high on the search engines for just about everything Amway related or not. Who remembers people searching for how to say fuck in Igbo? LOL! Pretty close to saying fuck IBO so we reel in people who only want a language translation for fuck and don’t want nothing to do with Scamway. LOL! Well who in their right mind wants anything to do with fucking Amway. Everytime someone visits this blog they help bump it up higher in the search engines. I get people who have nothing to do with Amway and if they’re smart don’t want nothing to do with Scamway who are planning to visit Denver or Fort Lauderdale and they end up at one of those posts about better things to do in town than go to an Amway function. Sorry folks. One of the joys of being a popular blog.

I read an article that says less than 1% of blog visitors leave comments. And that’s about right for this blog. Only a tiny fraction of 1% of blog visitors leave a comment.

You know what else is only a tiny fraction of 1%? The number of IBO’s who make money in Amway. Don’t believe me? Look at one of Amway’s brochures that Ambots are supposed to give out to prospects. The one that’s got a bunch of circles on it and expected income. “Expected income” LOL! If you can pull off the Amway shit of signing up 6 people who sign up 6 people and so on and so on and all of them buys hundreds of dollars in shitty overpriced Amway products every month. It looks good on paper doesn’t it. The reality is its unlikely any IBO can pull it off. Its hard to sign up ONE person to a pyramid scheme let alone 6. Look down at the small print at the bottom of the page where Amway doesn’t want you to look that shows a number something like .0000367% of participants will make money. That’s over 99% failure rate. I never looked at the small print until I’d gotten really fucking pissed off with losing money to Amway and putting up with Amway’s fucking cult leaders and all the other fucking losers in Amway that plagued my life.

What an ah ha moment when I read on the Internet about looking at the small print on Amway’s brochure and then I scouted around the house until I found where Ambot kept Amway’s bullshit propaganda and sure enough there it was in the small print – Amway like so many other companies counts on nobody ever reading the small print - only a tiny fraction of Amway IBO’s will make money. In other words we don’t have a hope in hell of making money in Amway.

Amway is a system designed for failure. As are most pyramid schemes.

Can’t say that enough around here.

This blog is all about sharing our stories of financial and emotional distress thanks to fucking Amway. And all that shit we had to take from the fucking assholes in our Amway upline. Yup this blog mainly exists to curse out those bastards. But we’re also happy cursing out shitty overpriced Amway products and anything Amway.

So let’s throw in another big old FUCK YOU to Amway and all those fucking Amway Ambots out there. FUCK YOU!!!

And rather than say fuck you Amway one more time lets say something that those Amway fuckers are really going to hate.

How about one more happy birthday…. And many more…..

Happy birthday baby!


  1. Suhweet...Happy Birthday! Love love love your blog!!!!! Keep up the great work exposing the evil ScAmway cult!

    1. :) And should have added thanks to all our wonderful readers for their support!

    2. Anna, your blog is roaring forward like an Abrams tank in full battle gear! And the Amway assholes are being crushed, or fleeing in pure panic!

      Six years of shit-kicking criticism and truth-telling about the Amway fraud -- what an achievement. I'm sure the creeps in Ada, Michigan are rueing the day that they treated you and Ambot so viciously.

      Congratulations! And keep it up.

    3. Hey thanks Anonymous. Yeah those bastards in Ada don't rally care too much about the IBOs being abused by the assholes in their upline or they'd have better measures in place to stop it instead of saying just talk it over with the abuser. LOL! and they fail to realize that people getting their stories online about what it's really like in Amway is powerful but they just discount us as a few disgruntled customers.

  2. In your years as a blogger. No ambot has answered the question on how much net profit they earn.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Sure I've had a few Ambots stop by to brag about how much money they make in Amway. Let's see. There's Theo the triple Diamond who makes $450,000/year in Amway and on that income he has bought many big name chain hotels, gas stations, and restaurants. Then there's another Ambot who fired off 2 nasty illiterate comments before suddenly remembering he's a triple executive Diamond and makes billions a year according to his 3rd comment. And a few other Ambots who claim they're 20 years old and retired with hundreds of thousands of dollars rolling in from Amway every month.

      In other words the few who've shared their Amway income can't be believed. LOL! How do you know when someone in Amway is lying? When their mouth is moving! Or in the case of the Internet - when they're typing something.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.