Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Amway Ambot Gets Ditched By Ship
So this Amway IBO is on a cruise and is pissing off everyone on the boat prospecting them. Try to enjoy your lobster and steak and some lousy ambot is sniping prospects in the grand dining room. The ship stops at this port and the ambot is hustling the locals trying to show them the Amway board plan instead of going sightseeing or shopping. He’s so busy begging the locals to sign up for Amway that he’s not watching the time. Oops cruise ship is supposed to leave at 4pm and its now 4:10. Well he has nothing to worry about. He’s an Amway “business owner” and that means he’s better than everyone else and has a sense of entitlement. The ship will wait for him because he’s in Amway.
Or will it?
The Ambot yells “stop” and because he’s in Amway that automatically means that the rest of the world must obey his demands because he’s better than everyone else and they better bow down and do what he says because he’s in Amway.
Meanwhile up on the bridge the ship’s crew are watching this dumb ass Amway ambot running down the dock. One of them begs the captain to pick him up and says “that’s my upline Platinum cult leader. If he doesn’t get on the ship he’ll destroy my marriage.”
The captain says “that lying sack of shit sold me Double X vitamins for 80 bucks and told me they were good for sex. They didn’t do piss all good. Fuck him. I ain’t turning this old tub around. He can find another way home!”