Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Amway Ambots Ordered To Snipe Prospects At Grocery Stores

I usually do one big grocery shopping trip a month and inbetween I shop as needed for perishables. Ambot had been so preoccupied with Amway meetings that we’d fallen behind on shopping and running low on everything. We had our night set aside that we were going shopping and shortly before we headed out the door his cell phone chirps that he has a text message. I tell him to ignore it because the only texts he gets are from the fucking assholes in his Amway  upline.

Sure enough the arrogant prick that sponsored Ambot and the fucking idiot that sponsored him have scheduled an immediate meeting at Taco Bell. I tell Ambot to tell them to fuck off - we have other plans. Instead Ambot declares that we must drop whatever we’re doing because these Amway cultists expect him to be available at their beck and call 24/7. Well seeing as how we hadn’t eaten dinner yet I said I’d eat some Mexican fast food and then we go grocery shopping. And I mean it. Before the store closes.

For the life of me I can’t remember what those two assholes wanted other than to harass us about “the business”. These two bastards are much younger than us and although Ambot was of the attitude that they’re our upline and we must treat them like gods and kiss their asses I wasn’t under any similar brainwashed delusions. I made it very clear to those two bastards that I had to get to the grocery store before it closed even though they kept trying to sway Ambot to stay in Taco Bell so they could go over some “very important” business strategies. I sort of won this battle because Ambot and I headed to the store but those two fucking idiots followed us in their car. What are they going grocery shopping for? They both still lived at home and had their mommys taking care of the shopping and cooking.

Those two idiots told Ambot to find prospects in the grocery store. Oh shit how embarrassing is that. There’s a security guard standing outside the store so Ambot pounces on him while I push the grocery cart into the store and abandon him to his stupid Amway games. Eventually Ambot catches up to me and tells me the security guard is a hot prospect and he got his phone number. How sick is that? Its like he’s trying to pick up a date at the grocery store.

Eventually those two upline bastards get bored of walking around the grocery store or else they weren’t having much luck sniping shoppers and they left. However they continued to phone and text Ambot while we were shopping to see how the prospecting is going. Ambot tried to strike up a conversation with a couple of other shoppers but mostly they looked at him like he was some weirdo while I pushed the grocery cart the hell away from his shenanigans.

Then we get to the line up for the cash register and Ambot starts talking to the man in line in front of us who looks rather uncomfortable. Ambot is using F.O.R.M. on him as taught at Amway meetings but bypasses F (Family) and goes right for O (Occupation). The man has something to do with developing computer games or programs. Ambot gets that much out of him before his cell phone rings. Its the arrogant prick sponsor. Ambot gets all excited and tells his upline bastard he’s not going to believe who he’s talking to - some dude who invents computer programs and games. After the call ends he turns back to the man who is probably wishing like hell that the cashier would move a little faster and tells him his friend that was on the phone is interested in a similar career (BULLSHIT!) and was wondering if he might be available sometime to talk to him. The man reluctantly gives Ambot his work phone number.

I have no idea if Ambot or the arrogant prick ever tried to contact the man. Probably lost the piece of paper the number was written down on.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. Faking interest in somebody’s career in the hopes of trying to trick him to come to an Amway or trying to snipe grocery shoppers to come to Amway meetings.

Ambots always say there's no other business out there like Amway. Yeah I’d say I can’t think of any other company that sends their employees out to forage for prospects in places where most people don’t want to be bothered by some rabid Amway cult follower.


  1. Anna, I mean no offense, but your husband (you call him "Ambot") seems very weak-willed.

    I simply cannot understand it when people are subservient and slavish towards persons who are clearly idiots (as your husband's up-line clearly was).

    These two guys above Ambot were just stupid young fucks. Why in blazes did he feel so committed to kowtowing to their every little wish? Weren't they just a couple of little punks? Why couldn't he just say: "My wife and I have something important to do right now. Call me next week."

    I can understand Anna Banana, with her in-your-face feistiness, her courage, her willingness to strike back at assholes, and her ability to tell the truth fearlessly about the Amway fraud. But I just can't understand Ambot.

    1. Hi Anonymous. People like us have no idea what its like to be brainwashed and to "submit to upline". And that's not a bullshit statement. Heard it at every Amway cult meeting.

      And I'm with you. Why could he have the guts to say "I'm busy now." And I'd add so go fuck off. But he didn't. Drove me crazy! That's why this blog came into existence. The way Ambots act when they're under control of these little Hitlers in the Amway cult.

      Putting Amway assholes ahead of your family pisses off women to no end. That's why so many of us share our stories online. And you know we all have the same story. Its so wild reading other's account. Change a couple of little details and it could have been me talking about their experiences.

  2. Anna b, ya drives me nuts when they pretend to be interested in our lives. I like to grocery shop in peace. Worst was having one years ago. Pretend he was into poker & gambling. Hung around trying to strike up conversations. It's like if you don't play ....then just fuck right off lol. What's the deal with meeting up at taco Bell? Isn't there better eateries?

    1. Hi Anonymous. The assholes in the Amway upline only pretend to be interested in others if they think they can make money off them. If that doesn't work out they'll drop you. Oh they might insult you for awhile but eventually Ambots move on to another victim.

      There might be better eateries but broke Amway losers can't afford them. We'd go to coffee shops full of Ambots all of them taking up space and not ordering anything cause they can't afford it because all their money is going to tithe the Great Amway God. Even McDonalds probably only one person buys something for themself and all the other Ambots are too broke to afford it. Maybe Taco Bell was having a 2fer special that night. Ambots never meet in any better eateries. Starbucks is about as good as it gets and then they probably all chip in to buy one coffee that they all take turns sipping. Broke Amway losers!

  3. Can you imagine taking a woman out on a first date, and bringing her to Taco Bell or Starbucks? That would let her know right off the bat that you are a broke loser.

    I wouldn't expect to get any action from this broad either. Taking her to a fast-food dive is also a real insult, and she won't be "in the mood" for anything after that.

    1. Anonymous - dating has change a lot in recent years so it would depend if it was a first date or a first meet up like a blind date or online dating. You'd just want to go somewhere to meet the other person in a safe public place that's not going to cost a lot of money and decide whether or not you want to get together again to have that first date. But yeah if its someone you already know through work or mutual friends or went to school together then you want a first date to be at a somewhat nicer eating establishment.

      So saying that a woman left a comment here that she met a man online and they met at a fast food place where he grabbed a napkin and proceeded to draw circles and she realized she was getting hit with the Amway pyramid scheme. She said he was cute and if hadn't tried to scam her into Amway he might have had a good shot at getting laid that night. LOL! But all she wanted to do was get the hell away from him. You can make a faster exit from a fast food joint.


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