There were many reasons I didn’t want to get involved with Amway. Some of the reasons:
1. We’d already done it before and lost money and I knew to expect the same
2. Losing more money
3. Wasting our time
4. Attending boring, lengthy meetings where the same thing was said over and over and over and over and over and over........
5. Using shitty, nasty, useless, overpriced, substandard Amway products
Of course there were other reasons, namely our sponsor is an arrogant prick and our Platinum is a pompous sack of shit. I don’t like either of them and don't want to spend any time around them. If they’re in Amway that’s the best reason not to be in Amway.
But rather than cursing out my upline I’ll go back to the shitty Amway products.
I do not use vitamins. Generally speaking people who eat healthy low fat meals and eat lots of fruits and vegetables or otherwise eat balanced meals generally do not need supplements. Sure enough the upline told us all these vitamins we needed to take just like the last time we were in Amway. The reason ambots are brainwashed into buying all those overpriced vitamins is because it gives them the best PV bang for your buck. That’s what the cult leaders at Amway meetings preached to us. So our cupboard ended up jam packed with just about every vitamin Ambot could think to buy. Or more correctly what he was ordered by the fucking assholes in his Amway upline that he needed to buy so he could take vitamins and for me too. What a fucking waste of money!!!
I never felt any difference from Amway Nutrilite vitamins other than a lighter bank account. I’ve felt no difference whenever I take vitamins from other suppliers either. Maybe I’m not old enough yet where taking vitamin supplements is going to benefit me. Amway IBO’s are running around from one meeting to another and don’t get home until early in the morning that they don't have time to stop and cook decent meals. They go through the drive thru at fast food joints and cram in the burgers and fries while driving to an Amway meeting or perhaps they don’t eat at all - I mean who can afford to go out and buy groceries when they have to use all their disposable income towards buying Amway products - so they need to use vitamin supplements to balance their poor nutrition.
I hated Amway dish soap Dish Drops. It comes in a small bottle with a pump dispenser. The thing I hate most about Dish Drops is the bubbles don't last. I’m still washing dishes and I have no soap bubbles. Its not like I have a ton of dishes I wash in the sink. I have a dishwasher but I also wash by hand dishwasher rejects or items that I don’t normally put in the dishwasher. Dish Drops come in refill sizes and like the good little Ambot my husband was he stocked up on Dish Drops and we used it long after our Amway affiliation has ended. I hate being wasteful and throwing things away. I was really happy when I could switch back to better quality dish soap at a fraction of Amway’s price.
Amway also sells dishwasher detergent, little white pucks. I hated them too. After every load I’d pull dishes or plates out that I’d call “dishwasher rejects” and then I'd have to wash them by hand with the shitty Dish Drops whose bubbles didn’t last. Nasty! If my Ambot husband washed the dishes maybe the shitty Amway products wouldn't have bothered me so much. But no like the typical ambot husband he bought shitty Amway cleaning products and expected that I would just love using them. Nopers. I prefer to use cleaning products that actually work.
I finally had enough of the shitty Amway dishwasher pucks and didn’t inform Ambot when they ran out. Instead I visited a forum and saw a discussion going on about the best dishwasher soap and the overwhelming response went to Wal-Mart’s brand Great Value so I decided to give them a try. Its a powder in plastic wrap that disolves during the wash. Wow! What a difference. It actually gets my dishes and glasses clean. What a refreshing change from using Amway’s dishwasher soap! I no longer have a huge stack of dishwasher rejects. In fact its very rare that I'll have to pull aside anything to rewash by hand. Maybe two items a month.
Ambot noticed I’d switched dishwasher machine detergents and wanted to know why I didn’t tell him so he could order more Amway shit. I told him I was fed up with all the dishwasher rejects that I had to wash by hand and told him if he wanted to continue using Amway dishwasher pucks, then he was going to be responsible for hand washing the rejects.
That settled that problem! LOL!
An ambot actually doing the dishes! Don’t make me laugh. Those ambots get brainwashed by their male chauvinist pig Amway cult leaders into thinking its the 1800s and women do all the housework.
What about XS Energy Drinks aka cat piss water. We never had energy drinks in the house before getting involved with Amway and now all of a sudden these expensive little tins are in my fridge and the empties are littered around the house. Apparently another teaching at Amway meetings by those male chauvinist Amway cult leaders is that the woman of the house will be happy to pick up all those empties and dispose of them so the man can leave them wherever they drop. Because only the man is drinking them. Women do not like drinking piss water!
Now is a good time for me to send out another fuck you to Amway and our upline for introducing that nasty XS cat piss water and your old fashioned beliefs into our house. FUCK YOU!
Perfect Water which would be better named Perfectly Useless Water and their bullshit claims about how it miraculously cures whatever ails you. This snake oil can be yours too for $50 for a case of 24 bottles. Uh lets see. How about $3 or $4 at Walmart for a case of 24 bottles of water that don’t boast the big lie it cures cancer.
Those Amway products are the main culprits why prospects should not get involved with Amway.
Amway products are truly crappy. But remember that, for an Ambot, selling this stuff to non-members is considered a waste of time. Retail sale of Amway stuff is not where the money is in the "Plan."
ReplyDeleteYou will perhaps recall that many years ago Amway tried advertising some of its products on TV, in the hope of generating some retail business. But after the pitch for Amway products, every commercial ended with the following sentence: "Talk to you local Amway dealer, and get THE WHOLE STORY!"
In other words, the entire thrust of the advertisement was to hook new recruits.
Amway really doesn't give a shit about selling products in the general marketplace. And the various subsystems like WWDB and BWW and Network21 are actively hostile to the idea of retail selling.
Hi Anonymous. You're mainly right about Ambots selling Amway shit retail to suckers but there is some rule that the IBO needs a minimum amount of sales to customers to qualify for a commission check and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline are supposed to keep track and make sure those sales are happening. But they don't cause if the downline doesn't get a check then they don't make commission off that either. Or what they do is make up fake customer accounts and "sell" to them when its really themselves buying the Amway shit.
DeleteAmway is all about sell the hope not the soap.
Yeah I remember those commercials like talk to your local Amway dealer. LOL! So they can suck in another victim to the Amway scam.
Amway got around that "minimum amount of sales to customers" by urging IBOs to list their dog as the "customer" for Amway dog food, or to list a senile next-door neighbor as the purchaser of cosmetics. It was all deception and fraud.
DeleteYou're right Anonymous. We were told to sign up the dog as a customer and let it buy its own dog food. But the dog said this Amway dog food tastes like shit and makes me shit like an elephant and refused to buy it. At every Amway cult meeting the ambots are told to make up phony accounts to beef up their pretend customers who are buying from their pretend business.
Delete