Thursday, December 15, 2016

Amway Ambots Christmas Letter To Santa

The Amway way to financial success is to self consume and buy from your own store!

Ambots are ALWAYS on the naughty list!


  1. Since in Amway thinking you are supposed to give Amway products exclusively as holiday gifts, Ambots aren't likely to write to Santa unless his elves are now doing their production in Amway sweatshops.

    There isn't a single thing Amway makes that would be appropriate for a Christmas gift.

    1. Anonymous- you got it. There's nothing that Amway makes that would be appropriate for Christmas gifts. They used to have a gift card program and there were overpriced items like jewelery and coffee makers but I don't know if they still do it. I seem to remember Amway getting into shit over breaking the law on that program so it might have been canned. Perhaps some one with more recent cult experience knows.

  2. Nope. Ribbon Gift cards still exist.

    Don't you want to spend $50 on a "Choose your own Gift" Card so that you can get a $22 Craig brand Bluetooth speaker? I'm sure Santa loves to save the space in his sack by only delivering the little envelopes.

    1. Hi Cletus. Thanks for the update. So that's the name of the gift cards, pretty forgettable. Yeah like everything else Amway the stuff on the gift card program was overpriced. You could buy it cheaper at Walmart. Amway buys it from another source and jacks up the price and Ambots go all gaga about it. Bunch of losers who love wasting time and money.


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