Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Let’s Bitchslap Fucking Amway Ambots!
I am the voice of the wives of all ambots. You know those nasty, horrible, despicable brainwashed robots who go around bragging that they’re “business owners” because Amway gives their commissioned salespeople the bragging rights title of “Independent Business Owners”.
Well fuck you Amway. There’s a lot more to being a real business owner and running a legitimate business than scamming people into signing a restrictive Amway IBO registration agreement that takes away their rights as American citizens and human beings, forcing them to buy overpriced products, and making them shell out big bucks to attend Amway functions.
I prefer to save my fuck you’s for my former upline but I’ll just send out a big fuck you to Amway. Mostly that’s because I’m still pissed off that a big corporation like them that sends out phony ass propaganda that they “care” about people and then has their employees come into work on Monday December 26 instead of doing the decent thing and giving them a day off and turning the Christmas weekend into a nice long 3 day weekend that most other businesses gave to their employees so they could spend more time with their families. Get a clue! Pissed off employees = low moral = low productivity. Actions speak louder than words. Have a little compassion for your employees especially at Christmas time. Don’t take advantage of Christmas Day falling on a weekend to say tough shit that’s just how it goes.
OK now that I got my Amway corporation fuck you rant out of the way back to the fucking upline assholes.
Amway is very much a good old boy’s club. There are no women in a position of power. There are the wives of the Diamonds who sit on the stage looking adoringly at their warrior while he spouts off Amspeak motivational propaganda to the audience of ambots who paid big bucks to be brainwashed. There are no women running the show. Never. Even the lousy $10 meetings the Diamond speaker who showed up was always a man. No wife in sight for these little chump change meetings.
All the living room meetings were run by either the male Platinum or Emerald. The wives never spoke. Well, they might have spoke briefly if they happened to be in the room and the husband asked them to clarify something.
All the living room meetings we attended there would only be us and another couple, a lot of single guys in their 20’s, and occasionally one or two single women also in their 20’s. For the larger meetings where a Diamond showed up the room was still predominantly male, but a lot of wives accompanied their husbands, so maybe a quarter of the room would be female.
Us women can look around and get the picture real fast, especially after the speaker opens their mouth and there is usually no doubt left. We are listening to a male chauvinist pig. Happy there living in Stepford? Assholes!
Women like me have no tolerance for these new male playmates in our husband’s lives. For the most part they are nothing but a bunch of fucking troublemakers ordering our husbands to buy shitty overpriced Amway products, shelling out money to attend Amway functions, demanding his presence at every living room meeting, ordering him to do this that and the other. These new fucking Amway playmates are destroying our lives and our relationships. Theses fucking Amway playmates demand our husband’s time and his money and plenty of both.
If the relationships can tough it out, the only thing us women have on our side is time. Most IBO’s quit within a year of registering with Amway. Unfortunately a few brainwashed idiots might stick it out a little longer but most quit eventually, except for maybe less than 5%. That would be a horror factory indeed if a woman is unlucky enough to be married to an ambot that is one of very few who stays with it, forever believing the brainwashed bullshit fairy tale about the thousands of dollars in residual income that will come rolling in every month for the rest of his life.
So on behalf of women everywhere who have been tortured by the Amway cult, a big fuck you to the asshole that sponsored our husbands into this mess. A big fuck you to our sponsor’s sponsor. A big fuck you to every person in between them and the fucked up sack of shit Platinum. The biggest fuck you goes to the Platinum who is the evil bastard who carries out most of the dirty work. There may or may not be any legs between the Platinum and the Emerald but I don’t want anyone to be neglected so a fuck you to any ambots inbetween. The Emeralds and the Diamonds can share in the fuck you’s too. Miserable lying sons of bitches that stand up on the stage and scam you out of your money and insult you and call you losers if you don’t keep plugging your cash into the Scamway system.
So there you have it. Not everyone out there believes the bullshit propaganda that you must submit to your upline and you must worship your upline. Fuck you to everyone that tries to force that down your throat! Not everyone loves and worships their Amway upline and has nice things to say about them! I am living proof of that one cursing out you nasty shithead ambots.
On behalf of ambot wives everywhere a collective fuck you to everyone in our upline. The lousy bastards who’ve cost us a lot of money, cost us to lose sleep, cost us divorces, cost us bankruptcy, cost us foreclosure, cost us happiness, cost us peace of mind. You fucking Amway troublemakers aren’t happy until you’ve found some way to destroy our lives.
Not all of us are silent. This blog tells it like it is. The way we feel about you lousy upline bastards and what you say and what goes on at Amway meetings.
The women who don’t have a voice. The women who are stuck in the Amway hell. The women who don’t like to swear even though they really want to curse out their upline, the women who have had their lives disrupted or maybe even destroyed by whatever involvement their husband dragged them into the Amway cult.
I will speak up for you voiceless women. Your upline is my upline. We are all helplessly adrift in the same lifeboat. I will say it for you. The one thing we wish on you fucking Amway ambot assholes is that you are shit kicked for the lying, scamming, evil demons that you are and that you go through the same hell that you put us through.
A virtual bitch slap to every fucking asshole Amway IBO who has ever signed up a downline. That downline is me! And its always really nice to know what people really think about you isn’t it?
Let’s send out another big old FUCK YOU to every fucking Amway Ambot out there.
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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What we need are more wives of Ambots to say the following to their husbands: "Look, honey... this Amway racket is nothing but a rip-off! You're spending close to $500 a month and getting absolutely nothing in return, except some stupid CDs and a lot of crummy cleansers. WE ARE HEMORRHAGING CASH! We can't keep up this expensive hobby of yours!"
ReplyDeleteIf the husband has half a brain, he'll stop and think. He'll begin to wonder if perhaps his wife is correct. He'll start actually to consider that he's running a so-called "business" at a net loss, month after month. And most important of all, he'll begin to be skeptical about the motives and propaganda of his up-line leeches.
Once that happens, it's only a matter of time before the husband drops Amway like a hot potato.
This is why Amway up-line is so desperate to destroy a marriage where the wife is not totally committed to Amway and its bullshit. When husband and wife begin to talk to each other honestly and really THINK CLEARLY, Amway is doomed.
Anonymous - that's what we realized years ago. There were some Ambot wives posting on various discussion boards but there was no blog like this. See a need and fill it right!
DeleteIt appears women are smarter than men about figuring out Amway is a scam. If they don't see it right from the start they figure out in a month or 2 that they're losing hundreds of dollars every month to Scamway and they can't sign up downline or find customers to buy overpriced shitty Amway products. And then they say we need to stop. And maybe the husband agrees but then he's dumb enough to talk about it with the fucking assholes in the Amway upline who tell him you can't quit now not when success is right around the corner. Or you're about to go really big I can feel it. Or whatever other bullshit.
And then the fucking Amway assholes go batshit crazy to destroy their marriage because nothing gives those sick bastards more happiness than destroying other people's happiness. The wife is labeled a negative unchristian dreamstealer. And those fucking assholes haven't come up with anything different over the decades because Amway losers still show up here and bitch that I'm a negative unchristian unsupportive dreamstealer. Like Yawn. There's nothing those fucking Amway assholes can say that I haven't already heard before and they think they're so original with their bullshit canned Amspeak. Not!
Amway and their Ambots hate people who aren't brainwashed and can think clearly and see their organization is a scam and a cult.
I'm a man, but I'll say this: Women tend to be somewhat shrewder and faster in figuring out that they're being scammed. A man will give the scammer the benefit of the doubt, sometimes for quite a while. A woman will smell a rat very quickly.
ReplyDeleteI think it's because women are used to putting up with lies and sweet talk and false promises and con-games from would-be seducers. They know "a line" when some guy hands it to them. So naturally they are more skeptical about the bullshit that Amway offers.
If men who are tempted to join Amway would pay more attention to their spouses, Amway would collapse.
Anonymous - you might be right that women are more skeptical and perhaps that has to do with being lied to. Perhaps women have more common sense. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. A woman gets that whereas a man might give the scammer the benefit of the doubt especially if it's someone he likes. When it comes to Amway we also have the old saying that goes something to the effect if it was that easy to make bazillions of dollars a month in residual income then everyone would be doing it.
DeleteYup men need to pay more attention to their spouses and Amway would collapse. However Amway is the good old boys club of male chauvinist pigs where Ambots are taught to ignore their wives.