Monday, December 12, 2016

Selling Amway Products For Christmas - Another Way To Lose Money In Amway



This is a ghost from years gone past….. A Christmas ghost!

No scratch that. Make that this is a post from years gone past but seeing as how Christmas is creeping closer and Amway is just creepy I’m bringing it out for any new readers who might not have seen this. This was just another way to waste a perfectly good Saturday doing Amway shit not to mention losing money too. But then that’s what Amway’s all about. Losing time and money.

Our upline booked a community hall and turned it into Amway Christmas shopping central and all IBO’s were told to invite friends and family to attend and purchase Amway products as Christmas presents.

Most of the products out on display were the edibles - nasty food bars, disgusting XS energy drinks, vitamins, Perfect Water. You know - the type of stuff every kid wants to find under the Christmas tree.

Each IBO had to pay $10 towards the rental of the community hall. There were about 40 IBO’s at this event. You guessed it. The IBO’s outnumbered the shoppers.

The old community hall is on a fairly quiet street about 2 blocks from a busier street. There was a sign on the door advertising to come in for Christmas shopping. Perhaps they would have got more buyers if they’d gone a couple of blocks away and put a sign on the corner of the more travelled road. Or maybe not. First Saturday in December is the biggest shopping day of the year at the malls. Let’s weigh this out. Mall with lots of shops. Lots of variety. Good selection of products. Decently priced. Compare to Amway shopping central at a small mice-infested community hall. Overpriced products. Limited selection.

Five friends of ours showed up. The IBO’s pounced on them thinking they’d get some good sales. One of our friends actually purchased a few products. The pity purchaser who only bought the items to help out Ambot. Decent sale too over $100. I don’t recall the actual amount. May have been closer to $200.

Now here’s the crazy part. Our friend was the only person who purchased anything that day. Out of all the IBO’s there Ambot had the only sale. At the meeting at the end of the day when we were packing up the Platinum berated the group on the lack of sales. Now here’s where you’d think the pompous sack of shit would have some kind words for Ambot because his friend made purchases. Nope. He tore into Ambot saying he had five friends show up and only one of them bought something. I mean really laid into him about how those weren’t real friends because they didn’t support his business and about his general lack of success even though he was the only IBO who made a sale that day. After the verbal lashing ended, like the good cult leader he is, he assured Ambot that they still loved him and they would always be his only true friends unlike the phoney friends who don’t support his business.

Despite all those proclaims of never-ending love and friendship, when Ambot stopped going to Amway meetings and buying products those phonies cut off their love and friendship. Boo hoo. I can’t tell you how much it breaks my heart that those fucking Amway liars don’t want anything to do with us anymore.


4 comments:

  1. Notice the basically absurd assumption in the Platinum's thinking. He assumes that people buy products to "support their friends," rather than based on what they actually want or need for themselves.

    Can an Amway Platinum really be that stupid? Does any real-world sales manager think that way?

    A real business isn't based on getting your friends and family to make pity purchases just to "support" you. A real business is based on offering products that an anonymous clientele wants to buy!

    But we all know that Amway is just a make-believe business. As for that fucking arrogant Platinum, your husband Ambot should have told him go shove a Christmas tree up his ass.

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    1. Hi anonymous - at this time of year when people see something going on at a community hall they expect to find Christmas crafts and baking for sale. Not a bunch of MLM scammers flogging shitty overpriced Amway products.

      Exactly. Managers and business owners need to figure out what products to sell and what group of people want to buy them. That's what real business owners do. Amway's owners figured out they can start a commercial cult, an expensive buying club and brainwash a bunch of losers to buy their shit. Over 95% of Amway's sales are to registered IBOs. Real customers don't want shitty overpriced products. Just about everything Amway sells, people can buy a better quality lower priced product at grocery stores and drug stores.

      Yeah I like that. Hey you fucking sack of shit Platinum - shove a Christmas tree up your ass!

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  2. I just had some dumb fuck network marketer leave a message in my phone.. He said through a "mutual friend" he heard that I was sharp and ambitious and looking to make money.. lol i text the piece of shit back and tell him to never call me again and that i know what he is. The SOB goes, "excuse me".. really? What makes him think he should be excused? I knew exactly what the dumb fuck was thinking... "im taking time away from my family to give this guy the opportunity of a lifetime!".. these dumb fucks think they are so fucking entitled to your respect and admiration. Dumb asses dont know how fucking stupid they look.

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    1. LOL Franklin. yup sure sign of an Amway scammer is they're always looking for sharp people. LOL! Those bastards should come up with a different con. And your response probably outraged him so good on you. It's this snotty snobby attitude that Amway ambots have that they're better than everyone else so that means the rest of the world must do as they order. But when someone throws a wrench at them and says fuck off then they get all insulted. Like excuse me. Or like that bozo in our recent post about scammers who says something like forgive my indignation. It just sounds like Amspeak.

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