Monday, January 23, 2017

Review Amway XS Energy Drink

One of the more popular posts on this blog has to do with a review of Amway’s XS Energy Drinks in which a link to an outside source is given.

If anyone out there hasn’t yet tried Amway’s XS Energy Drink my advice is DON’T!!!!!

XS Energy Drink tastes like how I imagine cat piss must taste like. Depending on the flavor perhaps a combo of cat piss and the worst tasting cough syrup you can imagine.

Amway sells them in a dozen 8 oz cans to a box priced around $35 and up depending on the flavor. Not sure why some flavors cost more but Amway figured out that ambots like a certain type of flavor and jack up the price. To compare go to Walmart and buy a 12 pack of Red Bull for around $15.

People seem to like Red Bull. I don’t know I’ve never tried it. When we were in Amway the cult leaders all bragged that XS was the best tasting energy drink out there. If the best tasting energy drink “out there” tastes like cat piss then I tell you I’m scared shitless to try any other type of energy drink! I mean what if just this once those those fucking Amway assholes aren’t lying? LOL!!!

So this fellow who runs a website and one day he rates XS Energy Drinks. Amway cult followers have been brainwashed to believe that Amway’s XS Energy Drinks are made only from pure and natural products just like every other Amway product out there. All home grown on organic farms owned by Amway. LOL!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! These Amway Ambots show up at his blog and spout off their brainwashed Amspeak. At first this fellow is very nice and tells the Ambots that XS has synthetic products in it, no matter what they’ve been told by the lying bastards in their Amway upline. And I mean he’s even nice when his ethnicity is bashed by an Amway asshole telling him that “you people” eat monkey brains. But there’s only so many times a person can be nice to a brainwashed Amway asshole with their better than everyone else in the world attitude and finally he has enough of dealing with these Amjerks and starts insulting them. Now he should spend some time on this blog if he wants to know how to really insult Amway assholes. LOL!

Anyway he adds on to his original post that due to all the comments it generated (from brainwashed Amway assholes LOL!!!!) he puts a link to another article on how genetically modified food affects your health. Then he adds that if you’re a brainwashed Ambot and don’t give a shit about your health and if you like XS then the article is not for them. And that’s me paraphrasing. This guy’s a lot nicer.

I don’t know if its just my computer but it takes a few seconds for the article about Amway XS Energy Drinks to show up.

Its worth reading just for the comments.

The author has a Bachelor of Science. In a brainwashed Ambot’s mind that is nothing and of course Amway Ambots are far superior because they graduated from Amway University and know EVERYTHING!!!!!.

In case anyone is wondering without going through the whole thing, the author rates an energy drink called Guru as the healthiest and XS as one of the worst. Talk about setting yourself up for a flame war from Amway assholes!


  1. I read the account of XS energy drink that you linked to. It seems that Amway's much-touted XS contains a synthetic pseudo-sugar that came about from research into insecticides! And its B-12 component is synthetic, along with several other vitamins in the drink.

    In short, this Amway XS drink is nothing but garbage just like Nutrilite.

    But then again, Amway is a fake business.

    1. Yikes! That synthetic pseudo sugar sounds pretty nasty. But then what isn't nasty in Amway?


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