Monday, January 23, 2017

Review Amway XS Energy Drink



One of the more popular posts on this blog has to do with a review of Amway’s XS Energy Drinks in which a link to an outside source is given.

If anyone out there hasn’t yet tried Amway’s XS Energy Drink my advice is DON’T!!!!!

XS Energy Drink tastes like how I imagine cat piss must taste like. Depending on the flavor perhaps a combo of cat piss and the worst tasting cough syrup you can imagine.

Amway sells them in a dozen 8 oz cans to a box priced around $35 and up depending on the flavor. Not sure why some flavors cost more but Amway figured out that ambots like a certain type of flavor and jack up the price. To compare go to Walmart and buy a 12 pack of Red Bull for around $15.

People seem to like Red Bull. I don’t know I’ve never tried it. When we were in Amway the cult leaders all bragged that XS was the best tasting energy drink out there. If the best tasting energy drink “out there” tastes like cat piss then I tell you I’m scared shitless to try any other type of energy drink! I mean what if just this once those those fucking Amway assholes aren’t lying? LOL!!!

So this fellow who runs a website and one day he rates XS Energy Drinks. Amway cult followers have been brainwashed to believe that Amway’s XS Energy Drinks are made only from pure and natural products just like every other Amway product out there. All home grown on organic farms owned by Amway. LOL!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! These Amway Ambots show up at his blog and spout off their brainwashed Amspeak. At first this fellow is very nice and tells the Ambots that XS has synthetic products in it, no matter what they’ve been told by the lying bastards in their Amway upline. And I mean he’s even nice when his ethnicity is bashed by an Amway asshole telling him that “you people” eat monkey brains. But there’s only so many times a person can be nice to a brainwashed Amway asshole with their better than everyone else in the world attitude and finally he has enough of dealing with these Amjerks and starts insulting them. Now he should spend some time on this blog if he wants to know how to really insult Amway assholes. LOL!

Anyway he adds on to his original post that due to all the comments it generated (from brainwashed Amway assholes LOL!!!!) he puts a link to another article on how genetically modified food affects your health. Then he adds that if you’re a brainwashed Ambot and don’t give a shit about your health and if you like XS then the article is not for them. And that’s me paraphrasing. This guy’s a lot nicer.

I don’t know if its just my computer but it takes a few seconds for the article about Amway XS Energy Drinks to show up. http://energyfanatics.com/2008/03/02/xs-energy-drink-flavors/

Its worth reading just for the comments.

The author has a Bachelor of Science. In a brainwashed Ambot’s mind that is nothing and of course Amway Ambots are far superior because they graduated from Amway University and know EVERYTHING!!!!!.

In case anyone is wondering without going through the whole thing, the author rates an energy drink called Guru as the healthiest and XS as one of the worst. Talk about setting yourself up for a flame war from Amway assholes!


10 comments:

  1. I read the account of XS energy drink that you linked to. It seems that Amway's much-touted XS contains a synthetic pseudo-sugar that came about from research into insecticides! And its B-12 component is synthetic, along with several other vitamins in the drink.

    In short, this Amway XS drink is nothing but garbage just like Nutrilite.

    But then again, Amway is a fake business.

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    1. Yikes! That synthetic pseudo sugar sounds pretty nasty. But then what isn't nasty in Amway?

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  2. LOL! Late to the party, but your blog post made me LOL! Someone just gave us a free XS Energy Drink, and is now hounding us to drink it. Since they were hounding us, we suspected it was an MLM, which made me Google the drink to see if it was...which led me to your blog post. I'll add you to my must-read bloggers list. You're hilarious. Thanks for keeping my friend an I away from the Ambots!

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    1. Hi Unknown. Glad you found us! Yup this blog is really high on the search engines for just about everything you'd never want to know about Amway, Ambots, and how they recruit into the Cult of Greed.

      Ambots are taught to give out free samples of XS and Perfect Water mainly. The Amway cult leaders tell them they can write it off on their taxes as marketing material. LOL. Just another dirty Amway cult secret that Ambots hate that we tell the world about.

      You didn't say whether or not you drank it. Depending on the flavor there are actually some men out there who don't mind XS. You might be in that boat. If you actually liked it keep quiet about it. Whether or not you drank it if the Ambot pesters you again tell them you drank it and that was the nastiest thing you've ever drank and that it tasted like a combination of cat piss and the worst cough medicine out there. And you want to punctuate that with a few curse words because Amway Ambots are prudes. Then say you had to drink a whole bottle of whisky just to get the nasty taste of XS out of your mouth.

      Ambots are very persistent about XS. The company was owned by one of Amway's cult leaders (called a Diamond) who declared bankruptcy and Amway took over the XS company sometime after that. It's possible Amway had a partnership in XS from the beginning or fronted a loan to the cult leader and was able to retain control of the XS company but I don't have any knowledge on the backroom financial deals Amway's owners have with their cult leaders.

      Ambots are very persistent to recruit into the Amway cult. You have to be downright rude and swear at them and hope that does it.

      Glad you're enjoying the blog. Around here we aim to educate and entertain at the same time. Readers love it. Amway Ambots not so much! LOL!

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  3. It's interesting that Nutrilite vitamins (another Amway staple) are what got De Vos and Van Andel in trouble back in the 1950s with the FDA. They then started Amway (with nothing but cleansers and soap products) as way to escape FDA scrutiny.

    Later on, when Amway had grown, they bought back (or reasserted) the rights to Nutrilite, and made it one of their best-known products. Back in the 1950s, there were magazine ads for Nutrilite, with testimonials from paid-off celebrities like Alan Ladd and others. But the stuff was just another snake-oil nostrum, which is why the government put heat on De Vos and Van Andel. The result was the birth of Amway in 1959.

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    1. Anonymous - yup Nutrilite products are a bunch of snake oil the way Amway losers out to make a buck claim these vitamins will cure all terminal illnesses. I doubt Amway is making those claims because of trouble with the FDA but their army of Ambots have no problems lying about the snake oil. Maybe the governmnent should be putting the heat on Ambots as well as Amway.

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  4. I'm at a big convention type thing for Amway right now. I had no idea why I was brought here by a guy I know. I tried asking what it about before hand but would not tell me shit. I just finished the hour and 20 minute bullshit meeting they put on for people they are trying to recruit. They would kill for a salesman like myself to work for them but like I told the guy who did the speech here afterwards. It's all about the product yet your telling us it's not. That its about the people and the networking and to sell as much as you can and get the people you recruit to sell as much as they can! That's ridiculous!! No wonder if been in the sales industry my whole life and never heard of these whackos! Seriously these guys are whack! I know my shit. This is exactly that. SHIT

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    1. Hi Unknown. Thank you for stopping by with your Amway experience.

      LOL! Amway Ambots are always showing up at blogs like this and protesting that Amway "doesn't do these things anymore". And then guys like you show up and tell us nothing has changed. Amway is still doing the same things it was doing 10, 20 and 30 years ago!

      Like most cults Amway is very secretive about what goes on. Ambots avoid saying the A word and they trick people into coming to Amway cult meetings by not telling the recruits what it's about. They probably come up with some lame ass excuse that their "business partner" or "mentor" can explain it better.

      Well I tell you once I know about a topic I can probably do a damned good job of explaining it to someone else so they can at least get some understanding of what it is. I don't need someone speak for me.

      Amway is about lies and deception. As you found out - they don't tell you shit!

      It sounds like you're a good salesman and know how to close a sale. Guys like you who are any good need to be working in an industry where you can make a good commission on your sales like real estate, cars, insurance, whatever.

      You don't want to be a commissioned sales rep for Amway where you only make pennies on something you sell and all the fucking assholes in your Amway upline will also earn a commission on everything you sell.

      Pyramid scheme!

      Amway is all about recruiting suckers into their cult who will buy shitty overpriced Amway products and sucker in others to buy that shit too. Less than 5% of Amway sales are to people who are not registered buyers in their cult. That tells you the general marketplace has no interest in buying Amway shit. Amway is all about recruitment not sales. The real money to be made in Amway is through the tool scam. Selling tickets so Ambots can hear them speak and selling recordings of them speaking.

      You nailed it. Amway Ambots are whack!

      And worse!

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  5. Anna, what this man reports is true. Amway types have never been able to explain why Amway "is not about the products," but at the same time why "you have get lots of people involved in selling."

    Selling what? If the products are basically overpriced shit, how do you sell them? If the products are unimportant, how can anybody drum up business and sales?

    Here is the dirty secret of the entire Amway racket: ENDLESS RECRUITMENT! All that matters is signing people up into the Plan, and ripping them off for fees and tool purchases.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Most business owners or employees can probably explain in less than 15 seconds what they do for a living and what their business does.

      Not Amway scammers! That takes 2 or 3 hours and the A word might never even be mentioned.

      Yeah it's really hard to drum up business when you sell overpriced shit. So pyramid schemes have to rely on recruiting suckers who are open to handing over their money and being scammed.

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