Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Stupid Amway Ambots Buy From “Their Own Business”

Here’s a comment left by a reader scratching his (her?) head at stupid Amway Ambot logic and lack of business sense:

They read out the CORE steps on the recruitment night that my ex invited me to, and this was in there. They treat CORE like Christians treat the ten commandments, and they all repeat it like you would say the Pledge of Allegiance in elementary school. Fucking scary.

Stupid to do that in real business. Of course, Ambots say some stupid logic like, "If you were a business owner, wouldn't you buy from your own store?". No. It's one thing if I'm a restauraunt owner and I use my own culinary skills at home to cook my own damn food. It's a whole 'nother thing if I walk into my own restauraunt, order a dish, cook it, and then pay myself (not really). Using your skills to your benefits is one thing, but buying from your own business is kind of stupid. And if you're having to buy from your own business to keep profits up, it probably means you're doing something wrong. If you were doing things right, enough customers would come to you, and you wouldn't have to buy from your own business to keep it from going out of business. Stupid Ambots, get some real business sense.


  1. But Amwayers aren't buying from their own business. They are buying from Amway. Amway makes the profit from the transaction, not the "IBO". Some groups use twisted logic like pay full retail for the product and put the "profit" in your checking account, which is BS because the profit still came out of the IBO's pocket anyway.

    It's all different ways of putting lipstick on a pig.

    1. Joecool - that's right. Unless your last name is Devos or Vanandel you do not own an Amway business. A simple fact that brainwashed ambots can't grasp.


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