Thursday, February 16, 2017

The Amway Secret Knowledge Club – Don’t Become A Member

Amway is full of secrets. Those Amway fuckers would even claim that the secret to financial success can be found by becoming an Amway salesperson.

Our sack of shit Platinum was always lording it over us that he held the secret to becoming successful in Amway even though after 15 or 20  years he still had failed to move on to the hallowed ground of Emerald or Diamond before Amway fired him.

And here’s another time for a good old LOL. Where else can you get fired from “your own business” except in Amway.

But whatever - it was something he gloatingly held over our heads. He held the secret and wouldn’t we want to be in his good books and become a member of this secret knowledge club that he was an esteemed member of and learn from him.

Gag! Puke! Fuck you you sack of shit Platinum. The only knowledge I want from you is how we can quit and get back the money we wasted on Amway.

So what secrets do Amway and their brainwashed ambots hold? Actually that’s too broad a question. Amway the company has all kinds of secrets like how much they’re paying ambots in commission each month and breaking it down into a table so prospects can fully understand the business they’re getting into and potential profits they can expect to receive. Columns broken down into number of ambots earning less than $10 a month Between $10 and $50. Between $50 and $100. And so on though numbers would get scarce around the $50 mark. Also how many Amway products are sold to people who are not registered IBO’s. How many Diamonds there are. How much does each Amway product cost to produce and what is the mark up that ambots get dinged with. Those kind of things. And fuck you Amway for your lack of disclosure.

I’ll leave Amway the company out of this discussion. My blog is all about trashing my upline. If I have to trash Amway in the process so be it but not my primary objective.

So what secrets do our Amway upline hold. Part of the secret knowledge club means knowing how to scam and brainwash others. From what I’ve observed here are some characteristics some of the people in our upline held. Fucking assholes like our sponsor and his sponsor didn’t have these traits. The scary thing is half of these traits are not really all that bad. The difference is the people who like everyone they meet and get along well with others who have no ulterior motive in mind other than being a good friend or a good salesperson as opposed to Amway scammers who are only out to rip off others.

1.      Likeable, personable, ability to relate well with just about everyone.
2.      Have an answer for everything.
3.      Offers expensive coaching, mentoring sessions.
4.      Calmly deal with unhappy customers, downline.
5.      Able to bullshit their way out of any sticky situation.
6.      Good speaker, good rapport with an audience.
7.      Ability to put people at ease.
8.      Good at selling: Amway products, business plan, tickets to functions, etc.

Members of Amway’s secret knowledge club learn the above secrets and how to effectively put them to use so the victim does not realize they’re being scammed. Befriend the victim. Be the victim’s best friend. Convince them to buy overpriced useless Amway products and pay big bucks to attend Amway functions.

Being a member of Amway’s secret knowledge club is learning how to use your powers for evil instead of good.


  1. Anna, Thanks so much for this blog. I was in the BWW/Melillo line of sponsorship from 94-96. (unlike you I wasn't married at the time :)). I have a ton of stories to tell about my time in this cult. I'm going to go through your entries now but the ones I've read are resonating big time.

    1. Hi Jr Jr. Thank you for stopping by to read and feel free to share your stories anytime. The reason these blog posts resonate with you big time is we all have the same story. We all heard the same lies and bullshit. We all were abused and went through financial and emotional distress. The Amway cult leaders haven't changed their propaganda over the decades. Its the same old bullshit just a different decade.

  2. The biggest "secret" in Amway is that the whole thing is a fucking rip-off. This secret is known by everyone in the organization except the poor schmucks who are at the bottom of the down-lines.

    1. Anonymous - and that's the biggest Amway secret those scammers don't want to get out there. That Amway is a rip off. The only ones who get rich in Amway are the owners and if you're last name aint' VanAndel or Devos you ain't an Amway owner or heir and have no hope in hell of getting rich. The others who get rich are the Amway cult leaders who started up their own cult sect and sit at the top of the pyramid making money off those poor schmucks who are at the bottom of the pyramid.


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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