Monday, April 24, 2017

Why Did Amway Send Me A Box Of Shit?

Who wants a good laugh? A searcher found their way to Married to An Ambot by Googling “Why did Amway send me a box of shit”.

Yeah I needed a good laugh right about then when I was reviewing how readers are finding their way here.

I don’t know if that’s a wife of an ambot or just some poor customer who got suckered into buying overpriced shitty Amway products from an IBO.

I totally sympathize with this person. I dreaded getting boxes from Amway knowing they’d be full of overpriced shitty products that we didn’t need and would probably never use. Everytime a box from Amway showed up I knew that Ambot had run up the charges on the credit card again. Every time a box of Amway shit showed up I knew that some asshole in his upline had bitched at him to buy more products. Get that PV BV up there. Some asshole further up in the Amway upline has a goal to meet and they don’t give a flying fuck that its causing financial difficulties for the cult followers. Just go buy more Amway shit!!! Never question upline!!!!

Yeah this seems like another good time to send out another big old FUCK YOU to those greedy assholes in our Amway upline.

So what shit does Amway send in a box? Does anyone see this as a good time to get in some key words?? Nutrilite vitamins come inside a box of Amway shit. So do XS energy drinks. They got to be sold with those twist tube shits. Amway food bars come inside a box of Amway shit. What about Perfect Water in a box full of Amway shit. Let’s not forget SA8 laundry soap and dish drops and other Amway cleaning products that also lurk inside Amway boxes of shit.

Its all about sell the hope not the soap.

Its all about send the Amway shit in a box.

Don’t you just hate it when the mail arrives and you find horror of horrors that Amway has sent you a box of shit? And Amway didn’t send that box of shit out of the goodness of their hearts. They sent it because someone plunked down a credit card and payed too much money for a box of Amway shit. Similar products to that Amway shit can be purchased at grocery stores or drug stores for much lower prices. And the good thing is the products purchased at normal stores are probably not shit. At least not overpriced shitty products like those Amway sends in their box of shit.

In answer to that question “why did Amway send me a box of shit” a better question might be “how do you get Amway not to send you a box of shit?”



  1. This tells me something very interesting about Amway.

    You are FORCED to buy stuff!

    Your fucking fat-assed up-line tells you to purchase crap you don't need, just to please some asshole Platinum or other pin who wants rise up higher in the ranks.

    In every sane business, you buy what you want to buy, or what you think you can profitably sell. In the Amway fraud, you buy what you are ordered to buy, just to make somebody else rich.

    I still find it hard to believe that there are persons who will do this -- that is, buy products they neither want nor need. I mean, what the hell is in it for them if some anonymous big pin gets a promotion? Why should they fucking care?

    But they do. That's the mystery of the Amway racket.

    1. Anonymous - the mystery of the Amway racket comes down to brainwashing cult followers.

      I too see no need to buy a bunch of shitty overpriced Amway products just so some fucking asshole in the Amway upline can meet their goals that month or get a little closer to eagle or platinum or whatever. Like why the fuck do I care and waste hundred of dollars in Amway shit I don't like and won't use.

      And then those Amway cult leaders say one day there'll be someone doing the same for you.

      That never happened!

      Being forced to buy overpriced shitty stuff = stockpiling. A sure sign of a pyramid scheme.

      No matter how hard those Amway losers try to deny it.

  2. Lets see if some Amway freak shows up here to try and defend the practice of stockpiling.

  3. My wife is so far brainwashed, she believes that amway energy drinks are good for 4 year olds.
    Lord help me

    1. Hi Anonymous - one would argue that energy drinks aren't good for anyone! Especially the ones Amway flogs. Check with your doctor. A real one. Your wife has already checked with Dr. Quack the guy in her upline who got his medical degree by attending Amway University. She won't believe anyone but him.


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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