Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Not Living The Amway Nightmare
The resurrection of this post is dedicated to one of our readers who signs off as Living the Amway Nightmare.
I am one of the lucky ones who got away from the evil clutches of the Amway cult. Though these evil bastards had their clutches into Ambot and never me I suffered greatly through financial and emotional distress that those Amway assholes brought into our lives.
However I lived to tell about it and here we are at this blog. Getting the story of how I suffered at the hands of those evil Amway IBO’s helps others who are struggling within the evil grip of this cult.
One of the things I always heard at Amway meetings from one of the cult leaders was that they wake up and get out of bed when they’re done sleeping and wouldn’t the rest of us like to do that too.
Some of us already do that and have been doing that for many years. I wake up when I’m done sleeping. I’m usually done before 8am! I’ve got things to do and I need to haul my ass out of bed and get going.
I often heard Amway cult leaders talk about their last day at a regular job and how they busted their alarm clock. I bet soon enough they’ll regret that childish little move!
Just because I’m used to waking up whenever doesn’t mean I never set my alarm clock. I frequently get called upon to drive people to the airport. Oh yeah lets call Anna for a ride she doesn’t have anything better to be doing anyway. And what’s with everybody I know who seem to book flights for 7 or 8 in the morning???? That means hauling my sorry ass out of bed around 5am and I definitely have to set the old alarm clock for that one!
This weekend you can bet somewhere an Amway meeting or rally or event is being held. And there’s Amway WWDB Family Reunion coming up in July. Probably in places that are a pain in the ass to get to. Amway Ambots will be frantically searching for an alarm clock to make sure they get out of bed in time to make their flight or the drive.
The point is that those Amway cult followers going to Amway functions are likely having to set their alarm both while on the road and while in their hotel to make sure they wake up in time to get to the cult meetings.
So why all this interest in alarm clocks and waking up? Yup you guessed it. Keeping up with my usual wake up when I’m done sleeping today I slept in and I missed a couple of things I wanted to do! LOL!
Ambot’s advice? Tomorrow I should set my alarm clock!