Monday, May 15, 2017

What Happens If You Don’t Attend Amway Meetings?



An ambot who must be on the verge of quitting posed the question “if you don’t attend Amway meetings what happens” into the old Google search engine.

Well first of all and most importantly you will feel a tremendous amount of relief that you have escaped from an Amway cult meeting! No brainwashing tonight!

The next thing that happens is that you’ll be up shit creek with your Amway upline. Remember how when you were a kid and your mother used to bitch at you everytime you brought a frog or snake into the house? Well your mama ain’t got nothing on those fucking Amway assholes who will bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch because you didn’t show up for a cult meeting!

When you’re a brainwashed Amway ambot there ain’t NOTHING in your life that comes ahead of Amway. NOTHING!

If you skip a meeting because your spouse or family has something else planned or you got called in to work, the fucking assholes in your Amway upline will phone and text and bitch and bitch and bitch at you for missing a “very important” Amway meeting. And they ain’t done giving you shit just for missing one meeting. The sack of shit Platinum will mock and ridicule you to the group of people who did show up for the Amway meeting and the next time you show up the sack of shit Platinum will mock you and embarrass you in front of the other ambots for your disobedience because you have a life and had something else to do than go to a fucking Amway cult meeting.

So that answers the question of the hell you’ll go through by the Amway upline assholes if you miss an Amway meeting.

And really why even do an Internet search to find the answer to that question because you pretty much know the answer because you’ve been to other Amway meetings when an ambot didn’t show up and listened to the Amway cult leader rant about it for an hour. You know what’s going to happen when those Amway assholes gossip about the missing ambot. You’ve heard it before and been part of the ambot group mentality who laughed at the expense of the dumb ass ambot who dared not to show up for an Amway cult meeting.

The bigger picture is once you miss an Amway meeting then its easier to miss another Amway meeting and then another and another and then skip the next Amway function. That’s what the upline Amway assholes are afraid of. Missing ambot = missing money going into their pockets. Once an ambot stops going to Amway meetings and listening to the fucked up Amway assholes on CDs and functions they begin to deprogram themselves and stop buying shitty overpriced useless Amway products. With a clearer head they realize they’re not making money in Amway and start looking around on the Internet and realize that over 99% of IBO’s lose money. That suggests that “success is not right around the corner” as the Amway upline assholes pretend it is.

Yup. Good bye! See ya!

But hey what happens if you still want to hang out with the assholes in your Amway upline? Maybe you actually like the WWDB world wide destructive bastards. You can still be friends right?

Nope. Amway assholes are only friends with people who pay them to be friends by buying Amway products and motivational tools. These greedy bastards are not friends with anyone who is not giving them money.

So besides saving time and money what happens if you don’t attend an Amway meeting?

Once you get past the shit kicking the Amway upline assholes give you and that abuse is going to make most people not want to go to any more Amway meetings then a peaceful calm descends over your life once again. You start to get your financial situation under control. Emotionally you start to get your life back on track and repair relationships you destroyed while in the Amway cult.

The best part is you no longer have to put up with Amway assholes!

It is so liberating to say to your Amway upline: FUCK YOU!

Or in the case of this blog: fuck all of you Amway assholes!




10 comments:

  1. I was once given the spiel - and rejected it, because I was making too much money in my current job - I did have a second job that paid a decent amount of money and had no time to sign up for this.

    The bullshit alarm went off when I said "look, I'm really too busy to do this, but you can do me a big favor -- give me your catalog. I can use a lot of this stuff - the soap, etc., there's a lot in there I need, because I don't have the time to go shopping..." ... the guy went ballistic and said I'm mentally dead.... and told me that I don't really want a catalog....

    I had a family member who got into it (and out of it) ...

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    1. Anonymous - the spiel you got was probably the same one your family member got! Nothing ever changes in Amway.

      Amway Ambots always go ballistic when someone doesn't want to join their cult. Throwing out insults and sneering at you because you're not a "business owner" and you'll be broke or dead by the time you're 65.

      Amway Ambots are a bunch of broke losers and nothing brings them more happiness than bringing misery to other peoples lives.

      You dodged a bullet.

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  2. What's great about not attending an Amway meeting is that it is like the Declaration of Independence. You are telling your fat-assed and arrogant up-line that you aren't taking shit from him any longer. You are also telling him that there are many more important things in the world than selling low-grade soap products and crappy cosmetics.

    This is why your non-attendance at an Amway meeting is like an earthquake for your up-line. It shows (publicly and openly) that not everyone is a mindless robot who follows orders blindly. And your non-presence at the meeting is a sign of that to other Ambots. This is why your up-line has to spend so much time abusing and berating you as a "loser" and a "traitor" when you don't show up. He has to reinforce the obedience syndrome in the other Ambots, lest they too decide to exercise their freedom.

    I suggest the following to Ambots: When your up-line calls you on the phone in a rage, demanding to know why you missed a meeting, just say "I had more important things to do," and hang up on him.

    The stupid Amway fuck will get the message.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Love it! "You are telling your fat-assed and arrogant up-line that you aren't taking shit from him any longer. You are also telling him that there are many more important things in the world than selling low-grade soap products and crappy cosmetics."

      Yup that's why Amway cult leaders spend so much time attacking and berating and mocking the Ambots who didn't show up at meetings. It's to keep the rest of the cult followers in line as a warning they better not show that kind of disobedience.

      I disagree that an Amway Ambot will get the message when you tell him you have more important things to do and hang up. Amway cult leaders are unrelentless in their vicious attacks against disobedient Ambots. There will follow a never-ending barrage of insulting text messages and phone calls.

      Way to motivate and encourage your followers! Way to bring up moral!

      Its just more reasons why people hate those fucking Amway assholes.

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  3. I couldn't resist typing in the same search criteria from this post into Google and seeing what came up. Beautifully, the top listings were for this blog. Gives me hope that maybe Ambots will read what is here and think about what they've gotten themselves into, and decide to flee Amway as all decent humans should. Those humans who are too brainwashed however might be tempted to post some canned amspeak here and then we can answer by letting them know what lying scamming assholes they are. Win win for a Google search!

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    1. LOL Anonymous! And those Amway losers are always showing up here screeching at us to do our research LOL! Oh yeah this blog rates higher on some searches than Amway's pages do which must drive Ambots bat shit crazy. Especially the post about Artistry is one of the world's top cosmetics LOL only in the minds of brainwashed Amway losers!

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    2. Amway is getting creamed by all of these anti-Amway and anti-MLM websites. They can't shut them down, and they don't have the courage to come here and try to give any answers to criticism. The occasional Ambot who shows up is just a semi-literate cretin who can only spout canned answers learned from his up-line.

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    3. Anonymous - I'm not so much sure it has anything to do with courage. It's more like sheer arrogance. Amway is dumb enough to believe victims sharing their stories online doesn't affect their bottom line. LOL! Their argument would be their business plan all along shows their plan to lose money all these past years. LOL! Besides Amway has an army of Ambots who are willing to go all over the Internet to represent their employer - for free. They don't have to pay these Amway losers for representing them online. All Ambots do is make assholes out of themselves and their Amway employer. Apparently head office is good with that.

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    1. Anonymous - it's pretty hard to win them because it's not against the law to tell the truth. That would be people talking about their true Amway experiences. It's also not against the law to have an opinion. First Amendment - meet Amway! LOL!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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