Wednesday, May 31, 2017

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2017



I figure brainwashed Amway cult followers are going to start looking for information on Family Reunion very soon so I thought I’d better get this blog as close to the top of Google searches as I can!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They're an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

If anyone knows the new login and password for the WWDB website let us know so we can get the dates, location, and theme out there and make fun of it. Those Amway motherfuckers changed their guest log in.

Here’s what was on topic a couple of years ago and its probably still the main theme:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. World Wide Dream Builders are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK I don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Amway Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed cult bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbies strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

What does it cost to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion. Last year tickets were $560/couple so say around the same price this year. I recorded $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Shit just last week I got an email on a Mexican cruise for $599 and that’s a week worth of hotel, food, and accommodation. And much more fun holiday for 2 people all for less than the price of wasting time, money, and brain cells at Amway Family Reunion.

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!

Fuck Amway!

Fuck World Wide Dream Builders you fucking World Wide Destructive Bastards!


 

8 comments:

  1. Its "INSPIRE" this year - sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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    1. LOL! INSPIRE! LOL!

      Sometimes its BELIEVE.

      Most times its DREAM

      Everything about Scamway makes someone throw up.

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  2. Hosted by GL Puryear and Jim and Bobbie(?) Puryear
    Same old tired speakers this year.
    175.00 to walk in the door.

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    1. $175 to walk in the door. Rip off! You can get tickets to a rock concert for cheaper than that. Hell you could fly to Reno air & hotel for cheaper!

      In the past Family Reunion included one night hotel and one of those cheap banquet dinners.

      But some WWDB bigwig must have been INSPIRED to stop playing hotel reservationist and make money just sell tickets to the brainwashing conference.

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  3. These WWDB "functions" are getting to be as old-fashioned and quaint as a model T Ford.

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    1. LOL - I wouldn't call an Amway function "quaint" LOL. On the weekend I saw a Model A Ford convertible pulled to the side of the road on the other side of the intersection where I was at a red light. A woman was standing behind it and a man was behind the wheel trying to get it started. I wondered if the woman pushed it off to the side! I'd call that car quaint but no way would I use that word to describe anything Amway!

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  4. Why is an Amway function like a visit to a brothel?

    In both cases, you pay cash to get in, and before you leave you get fucked.

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    1. LOL! And in both cases you wouldn't want anyone you know to see you coming out of that building! LOL!

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