Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Nasty Amway Shit Rears Its Ugly Head
Just when I thought I’d seen the last of the Amway shit get out of our house I had a nasty surprise when I was cleaning out a kitchen shelf of items I don’t use too much. Downsizing and wiping down that cupboard doing my spring cleaning.
I move a couple of tins and there they were staring me in the face. Nasty Amway Nutrilite twist tubes. You know the snake oil that you’re supposed to add to Perfect Water and whatevers ailing you will be cured.
I think there’s 3 or 4 flavors and we tried them all. They have a sour kickback taste to them. I don’t mind sour things like pass me the sour patch kids dude. The Amway snake oil twist tubes started off with this sour puss taste that didn’t bother me too much but the more I drank the worse it got, nasty sour like you want to puke. I usually was never able to finish off a Perfect Water spiked with the Amway snake oil. And those twist tubes never did piss all for me but what else do you expect when you buy snake oil with all the promised medical ailments being cured.
I carefully pluck out the snake oil tubes, must have been around ten of them and after all these years of being inside a dark cupboard they looked like they’d been filled by some guy with diarrhea who was holding them up to his ass to fill them. So at least that vision gave me a good laugh. Ambot comes in to see what’s so funny going on in the kitchen and I hold them up and say I found some Amway diarrhea twist tubes. I found it way more funny than he did that their color matched what you’d see after someone’s eaten a box of prunes.
Yup they made a quick one way trip to the garbage can. A good fate for any shitty Amway product.