Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Ambot Dick Drives To Amway WWDB Family Reunion

(Thanks Dick for sharing your story!)

I remember one year we were driving down to a major function.

It was myself, my wife, another couple in our downline, and a single guy in our downline (all friends of ours before the amway scam and still friends till this very day). We had recently replaced my wife's car with a brand new van. One of those Ford Wind-star or Something-Star. Can't remember the exact model name, but it was super luxo, comfy, cushiony, roomy... Just perfect for a road trip. So I suggested we all go down together. We were friends as I mentioned so it wouldn't be like driving for hours with a bunch of people that made us uncomfortable. Basically, we could all be ourselves and enjoy the ride, stop and eat, take in some sights etc. The wives insisted we have some fun cause they never were into the whole amway scam-- they were just being good wives and playing along.

So. It's a HOT summer day--Hotter than most. We live in Canada and are driving to the US. So like any NORMAL human being would do on a day like that-- we were all wearing shorts, tank-tops, sandals... You know-- beach attire. The a/c was blasting, the van was cold, and we were all super comfy.

We pull up to the Canada/US border and what do we see??? Ambots everywhere!!!! Hahahahaha.

Now one of the reasons I love to read your blog so much is because I can just visualize some of the stuff you describe and I'm really into the details. I remember reading your post about the clunker brigade lol. I don't think the border guards had ever seen a bigger collection of oil leaking, black smoke spewing, clikering clackering, rusted 17 year old Corollas and Civics at one time... EVER.

So we look over to one particular sub-sub-compact shitbox that looks like this -------- and we see 5, count em-- FIVE ambots, all suited up with their fine Italian suits from Walmart (lololol). Wearing their full gear, ties bound all the way to the top, strangling them. Now keep in mind it's 32 degrees Celsius (89 degrees Fahrenheit) and probably closer to 120f with the humidity factored in. And judging from the amount of sweat, (I'd say perspiration but believe me-- this was SWEAT), on their faces and on their suits, the a/c in their fine automobile was NOT working.

Because of all these serious business people all crossing the border at the same approx time-- we were at a near stand still. We didn't mind much cause it would give us a chance to stretch our legs as we slowly crept up to the border guard booth.

So.... Out of our icy cold van comes the unmarried guy in my downline (we'll call him Bill). Bill, like most of my downline and myself-- was into the biz as a biz (till we figured out it was impossible to make money) but couldn't really deal with the stuffiness of the ambots. And this particular guy was a little ruff around the edges but a good person none the less. So picture this....

Bill just woke up, he gets out, scratches his head, yawns in a real annoying way-- kinda loudly and rudely, looks over at that car which was parallel to us, realizes they're a bunch of ambots, looks at them... looks again, looks closer, and yells -- "what-da fuck is wrong wit ya ga-eeezzz?!?!?!?!.... It's fucking boilin!!!!" Imagine the sheer horror in the ambots' eyes. They looked over completely shocked, saw Bill in his shorts scratching himself, and quickly looked forward, in fear.

My married guy friend and I, under the full protection of the new van's dark, factory-tinted windows, were both laughing so hard that I had to hold my private parts for fear of peeing on myself. I didn't recognize any of the ambots in that particular car but still-- I was sure that eventually, we'd show up at some local event driving that particular van and we'd run into them, and someone would recognize that it had been us that day... but I just didn't care-- I couldn't stop laughing.

It was 150 degrees for sure with the five of them in that car, and you know how polyester goes with humidity... Hahahaha. They were baking in there for sure, but they probably attributed it to the fact that they were so-- fired up, fired up!!!! Yuk!!

I asked the girls how the hell someone could dress that way on a day like that and cram into a car and drive for hours.

My wife's opinion....
These stupid bastards are driving down there in those clothes cause they haven't brought any other clothes with them. They have no intention of paying for a hotel. Whenever there is down time (1:00am to 8:00am) they're gonna hang around a 24 hour Starbucks just waiting for the the function to begin. Hey-- why pay for lodging when you could stand around all night as to not wrinkle your suit!!

She was probably right.


  1. Hey there, I have recently started to read your blog and absolutely love it. Unfortunately I became an amway ibo last month, and after reading your posts i have decided to get out. I was planning of going to family reunion this month, but have cancelled my ticket, 175$!!! Wonder how my upline will take it? To a better future without amway! Cheers!!!

    1. Hi Anonymous! Thanks for reading the blog and stopping by to share your story.

      You have made a very smart decision to get out of Amway before you lose too much money. You've been reading the blog so you know according to the small print in Amway's brochures there's over 99% failure rate. It's very had to sign up one person or convince suckers to buy overpriced shitty Amway products.

      If you come back to read this, let us know what building they've booked and where and when for Family Reunion. WWDB used to have this up on their website but they changed their guest log on so infidels can't find out the top secret cult information.

      Call WWDB and tell them you want to cancel your ticket and ask for a refund and see how it goes. That is if you paid by credit card to them. Usually how it goes is some asshole in the Amway upline demands cash payment for these tickets and then you'll never see that money again if you ask for a refund.

      I can tell you how your upline will take it when you tell them you're quitting. They'll say

      "You can't quit now, not when success is right around the corner."


      "You're about to go really big. I can feel it."

      When they can't sway you to stay in then they'll start insulting you and telling you you're doomed to be a broke loser for the rest of your life.

      Don't listen to their bullshit. They're only angry because they'll no longer be making money off you. The real broke losers are Amway Ambots.

      Good luck in your Amwayless future!

  2. Thanks for replying. I have the info for family reunion here
    July 28–30, 2017 Event Location: Viejas Arena San Diego State University 5500 Canyon Crest Dr. San Diego, CA 92182

    I used wwdb's app for buying my ticket and i was able to cancel it from the app as well, but i will call and make sure im being refunded. My upline has been trying to get ahold of me all day today. ill talk to him after verifying my refund.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Thanks for the update! Should reel in a few ambots on the search engines looking for when and where.

      One of the reasons your upline has been trying to get ahold of you all day is because whenever you buy or refund something an alert is sent upline. That's how it was when we were in Scamway and I doubt that's changed over the years. Big Ambot is watching! The assholes in the upline get really pissed off when you return something because that means everyone upline is taking a hit on the commission. If it was already paid, it would be debited from the next month.

      But yeah wait until you verify that refund. You might be waiting forever.

    2. San Diego State University is one of the most dangerous college campuses in the nation. The school has a major-league drug problem, and sexual assaults are a huge problem there. Don't believe me? Check out Wikipedia.

      I think WWDB got the Viejas arena there because the price was dirt cheap. Nobody wants to hold a convention there.

      If ambots go there they should be very careful. San Diego State is a good place to lose your wallet, your maidenhead, or your life.

    3. Anonymous - I'm sure Amway WWDB got the arena free or cheap. Yeah that university's got problems but maybe we can all hope that the problem element takes care of those fucking Amway assholes! LOL! I keep thinking of all these terrorist attacks and why don't the masterminds take out an Amway convention but I suppose that's mostly because no one gives a shit about dead Ambots.


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