Monday, September 18, 2017

ANOTHER (???!!!) Life Changing Event Or More Amway Bullshit

Seeing as how Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED is coming up in October, Amway Ambots are out in full force trying to trick prospects into coming to this function. Or maybe put the screws to IBO’s who haven’t decided whether or not to go.

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions:

Once in a lifetime opportunity

Life changing event

Biggest function of the year

Not to be missed

Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the pyramids in Egypt.

The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.

Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!

There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are major WWDB events where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to the function so the Diamonds can get richer.

The Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls around in 3 months.

This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you until you come up with the money and buy the ticket.

The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.

The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.

There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the  bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. Family Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline. Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever. Let’s skip past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars around.

A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next one rolls around in 3 months.

No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.


  1. My shitdick amway upline would litterally say the same thing word for word. Almost like these amway assholes have a script they read off... "BIGGEST FUNCTION OF THE YEAR" ambot would say. "I've been going to functions for 12 years now and I can't be more excited for this one coming up. IT'S LIFE CHANGING" ....manipulation at it's finest. I remember litterally 2 weeks after a major function our upline was encouraging us to buy tickets to the next major function coming up. It's not like that last major function just set me back nearly 2 grand and now I'm struggling to eat and buy groceries. But noooo that doesn't fucking matter to them, they would tell us that it shows that were serious about our business if we purchase tickets extra early. More manipulation to keep you bound to the cult. Those assholes will do anything to keep in amway. Bunch of brainwashed douchebag who can't even think for themselves and their only vocabulary is Amspeak.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Yup those shitdick Amway uplines all say the same thing. That is why our stories are all so similar or we feel like we could have been in the same room when someone is telling their Amway horror story.

      These Amway functions are also glorified by the Amway cult leaders to put you 6 months ahead of those who didn't attend.

      Yeah 6 months closer to declaring bankruptcy. 6 months closer to financial ruin.

      You were lucky your upline waited 2 weeks after a function ended to force you to buy tickets to the next one. Our sack of shit Platinum had his hand out for the money while still attending the current Amway brainwashing function.

  2. It's absurd that anyone would go to one of these stupid Amway "functions" expecting to learn anything about operating a business. Nothing happens there -- nothing that is in any way connected with making a profit or recruiting new down-line.

    All an Amway function does is give you hoopla and hype. It's just a bunch of asshole losers screaming and shouting. You spend an entire weekend (and maybe 1000 bucks) in a sweat-drenched suit in a crappy convention hall, listening to the same old tired speeches and dopey pep-talks from persons who look like androids on amphetamines.

    Your up-line will give you some idiotic song-and-dance about how you "need" to go, insisting that "you just might hear the one thing that makes your business take off!"

    Don't believe him. It's total bullshit. Nobody at that function is going to tell you anything of practical use. FUNCTIONS ARE MONEY-MAKERS FOR UP-LINE. That's why there is such intense pressure placed on you to attend. You are basically flushing money down the toilet when you go to one of these absurd "functions."

    1. Anonymous - at the Amway cult meeting for FED Free Enterprise Days Friday night is also a big rah rah thing where they'll have what the Ambots think is the best rock band ever performing and they'll have members of the armed forces on stage. Its really patriotic and would be a really great rally except that its got the Amway creepy factor all over it.

      Yup you just summed up every Amway meeting nicely. A bunch of hoopla and hype and bunch of Amway losers screaming and rushing the stage and a bunch of tired old Amway cult leaders whipping the crowd into a frenzy with promises of the bazillions of dollars they can make in this scam.

      And you nailed it. The only reason these functions exist is so the Amway cult leaders make money from selling tickets to fired up Ambot losers who've been brainwashed to believe they're all gonna get rich.

  3. Fact is, if they WERE seminars about how to better operate a business, they'd be boring. BoOrRiInNgG. If you're going to spend a lot of money at seminars trying to learn something, why not go to college and at least get credits for it?

    I had a 3-day short course when I was going to college, on food safety, something I'm actually quite passionate about. And you know what? It was still boring, 85-100% of it. I enjoyed it, and I actually learned from it (in good part because the teacher had us get together and form mini-food safety plans, which was a welcome mental break from watching powerpoints), but it's not something that has mass, widespread appeal.

    If the amway seminars were actually worth a damn, a lot fewer people would go.

    1. Ally - I know I was always bored to death at every Amway cult meeting I went to.

  4. The fiance was forwarded a very important voicemail from Ross about a very important meeting this Wednesday. If you recall, he quit Amway a few months ago, but his Dad seems to have forgotten this fact. Dad forwarded him the voicemail. Fiance said "we have plans". Dad said fiance must contact Ross directly and explain what plans are taking him away from the meeting. Did I mention he quit Amway a few months ago? Fiance did not call Ross. Now Dad sends five or six angry texts a day demanding he quit ignoring him and to call Ross. Could this Wednesday meeting be a gearing up for the big event? Their old meetings were always Tuesday nights.

    1. Hi Engaged to an Ambot. The fiance is being a disobedient Ambot and is being faced with the wrath from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. He was lucky if Scamway meetings were only once a week. Usually they're 3 or 4 Amway cult meetings in a week plus other cult related activities on the other days.

  5. Dear Engaged to an Ambot:

    Dad is being pushed by Ross. Dad knows very well that your fiance has quit Amway, but Ross is trying to pretend that it didn't happen, and he wants to speak with your fiance to bring him back into the fold.

    By not calling Ross, your fiance makes Dad look bad in the eyes of his up-line. Hence the rage and fury in Dad's texts.

    Tell your fiance to ignore both of them.

  6. I heard a Kate message yesterday from a WWDB enoloyee that said Portland FED will no longer be issuing 2 free guest tickets per purchased ticket.
    Message was prefaced saying it was because there has been too much growth. The more I thought about it, the more I've wondered if that's actually true. Two free guest tickets is advertised and talked about a lot when sponsoring someone for SL and FED. Were ticket sales not high enough and that's why this needs to happen? I just can't seem to understand why it would be necessary to now charge all guests if they had too many people trying to attend the function.
    I could be wrong, but just curious....

    1. Anonymous - all this bullshit about growth is just more Amway lies.

      WWDB is holding their brainwashing conferences in smaller rooms due to dwindling attendance. So its possible they have sold out tickets for the smaller room's capacity and have no extra tickets for giveaways.

      The other logical reasoning is that why give something away when you can make money selling it.

      When you're in Amway the Cult of Greed its all about making a buck.

  7. My spy in WWDB tells me that there is growing desperation in that LOS over the collapse in attendance figures for the various functions. IBOs are dropping out like flies, and even those who stay just don't have the cash to spend on a useless weekend listening to speeches by aging Diamonds.

    Yes, the huge convention centers are no longer being used. There aren't enough persons to fill them up. Refusing to pay for guest tickets is a conscious decision to save money, since it appears that most guests attend the function but never actually join Amway. In the past WWDB could afford that loss, but not now. It cuts too deeply into the revenue taken in at the function -- revenue which is now much less than it used to be.

    1. Hi Anonymous. That sounds about right to me. It's kind of like organizing gambling trips to Vegas a few times a year and booking a plane that holds 600 passengers. Every flight will have some of the same people who believe they'll make lots of money while others drop out after a few months. Some flights have empty seats so the organizer gives them away for free cause he pays one flat fee for the plane whether it's anywhere between empty and full. But he's losing money cause there's less participants so he hooks a smaller plane that holds 100 passengers and manages to sell all the available seats and doesn't have to give away any for free. Lower profits but still makes money. It's like Amway cult leaders are downsizing and not making as much money as they used to.


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