Thursday, September 14, 2017

Amway Quixtar "Selling the dream"

A little musical interlude for you today.

When we were in Scamway the cult leaders often showed this video that I think may have been called Did You Know. It was about 6 or 7 minutes long. It only seemed longer! They would show it at the beginning of the meeting I guess to build up an introduction to whatever asshole was speaking that night. The video we watched had nothing to do with Amway, it was all these facts and figures about what was going on in the world. Like did you know how many people live in Africa, did you know how many people work past retirement age, do you know how many people are dead. No, not really. Those are just my words to give you the general idea. I honestly can't remember anything specific from the did you know from the video we watched. I probably saw the video about 5 times during the Amway hell days.

However Ambot was paying attention. Almost everywhere we went he'd quote off one of the statistics from that video. Did you know this? Did you know that?

To quote the Amway leaders favorite phrase: who cares?

Like shut up already!

But Amway IBO's have to go through life with that attitude of self importance like they're better than everyone else.

This Selling the Dream video reminds me of that Did You Know video we used to watch.

Except of course this one's better!


  1. My dunbass amway cult bots would always say the most stupid shit like "When I wake up every morning I just look in the mirror and thank God I have arms and legs and eyes to see with and a roof over my head. That's all I'm ever thankful for"... Part of me believes this is a form of mind control that the top ambots teach to their little minons to have them be practice being thankful for anything that will keep their mind off the fact that they are being financially fucked in the was. Top ambot keeps ambot minions distracted this way. Because then they would feel guilty if they try and complain about the fact that they have no fucking money anymore and their marriage is falling to shreds ...BUT OH NO I'M JUST THANKFUL I HAVE ARMS AND LEGS. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. OBEY MY AMBOT LEADER. OBEY MY AMBOT LEADER. DON'T COMPLAIN THAT THE LAST MAJOR FUNCTION PUT YOU BACK $1300 BE FUCKING THANKFUK FOR YOUR EYES!!

    1. Yes. In the Amway recruiting pitch they talk about potential for being able to retire in 2 - 5 years as they draw circles with unreasonable in the real world predictions of recruiting a massive sales force. They do this to hook their fish. Once the fish is hooked the message starts to change over time to distract from the reality of losing money to the scam month after month. "You are learning valuable things from the amazing people you meet here being part of a close knit group". I see people coming here to defend Amway by deflecting with how many wonderful people they have met through it, ignoring the losses of money. Then why not just call it an expensive social/buyers club? Because that is really what it is. The majority of the products bought by Ambots are for self-consumption (products they can buy WAY cheaper elsewhere) or for their "store", i.e. garage or closet to collect dust.

    2. Hi Archer. Thanks for stopping by! LOL! That brought back memories. We can all be thankful we no longer have to put up with the fucking assholes in our Amway upline and listen to their canned Amspeak bullshit. Amway cult leaders are thankful for all the Ambot followers they can fuck up the ass. And yes I must agree that I am fucking thankful for my eyes. And also my brains to see through those fucking Amway scammers.

    3. Hey Anonymous it's getting harder for Amway Ambots to recruit a massive sales force because too many people are getting the word out how they were scammed. I believe the IRS has already labeled Amway a social club and a buyers club. It's the rest of us that put the expensive label in front of social and buyer!


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