Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Living The Amway Ambot Dream: Eat Drink Duplicate

Search criteria used by an Amway ambot to find his way to this blog: eat drink duplicate Amway.

That tells me the same bullshit I heard at Scamway meetings is still being taught today.

At every Amway cult meeting I attended we were told it was soooooo easy to make money in Amway. All we had to do was:

eat one Amway food bar a day

drink one Amway beverage a day

duplicate – find other people who could do what we do 
That last part meant finding at least 2 people every month who could do what we do in terms of eating one Amway food bar and drinking one Amway beverage a day.

Easy right?


Just looks easy on paper.
In reality its very hard to find people willing to spend the big bucks to buy overpriced shitty Amway food bars. You get 5 or 6 food bars of one type of another in a box that costs around $30. Do the math. That’s over $120/month invested in nasty tasting food bars. People can go to the grocery store and buy a box of granola bars 6 to 8 bars in a box for about $2. That’s less than $10/month for bars that actually taste good.

What about the Amway beverages? There’s a few to choose from. Let’s take the not Perfect Water. About $50 for a case of 24 bottles water. Compared to less than $5 for a 24 case of water at the grocery store? What about energy drinks. Amway sells them and encourages the ambots to drink them. I can’t remember how many came in a case. 8 cans of piss water? Around $30 depending on the flavor. That’s another $100/month.
Those are just the basics. Most ambots can’t find 2 people to eat one shitty food bar and drink a can of piss water so they over compensate by self consuming for the missing people who are supposed to be duplicating them which means the ambot is single handedly increasing Amway’s bottom line buying their overpriced products. All under the false impression that if they eat and drink what the missing 2 people they couldn’t find to duplicate them that they will make money by eating and drinking Amway products.

Figure it out ambots! Its an Amway marketing plan to get ambots to buy this shit! Not for an ambot to make money.

The way the business plan works is a few months down the road with the ambot bringing in 2 people each month to duplicate them  eating and drinking Amway products and the equation supposed to be that those 2 people find 2 people and so on and so forth that the ambot will be a Diamond in 2 to 5 years and making bazillions of dollars in residual income from Amway and will be able to quit their job and spend the rest of their life walking the beaches of the world with the other Amway Diamonds.

That’s how the fairy tale goes.

Most ambots can’t get over the hurdle of finding ONE person who will eat, drink, duplicate shitty overpriced products with the stinky stigma of the Amway name attached to them. 
All the ambot ends up doing is eat, drink, and duplicate their way into the poorhouse.


  1. Hi there! I'm currently in talks with someone regarding this whole Amway business. Honestly, I didn't know that this was about Amway at all, not until the e-meeting. He first told me about "subscriber base marketing" which I found really interesting because I associated it with digital marketing, which is something that resonates with me since I worked in advertising. But then on our third virtual meeting (I'm currently in Manila, he's in Seattle) he made me watch speakers doing presentations in front of a very energetic crowd; this was when Amway was brought up. To be honest, I was a bit turned off when I heard of Amway. We're about to meet up tomorrow again, but I feel like cancelling it. He's such a nice guy and I actually don't want to "hurt" his feelings or disappoint him, which is weird I know.

    Also, can you please tell me? Are they really associated with big companies like Apple and Nike?

    Lastly, why did they tell me "subscriber base marketing"? What is the significance of that?

    Mia, 27 years of age

    1. Hi Mia. The thing you have to remember about Amway is its all about lying and scamming to steal your money.

      Most Amway cult leaders avoid saying the A word at meetings so they can trick people. No one wants to sign up to Amway cause so many people already know its a scam so they trick you with something else. I've gone to many Amway cult meetings where the A word wasn't mentioned and some people have left comments here that they didn't realize it was Amway until after they'd paid their membership fee.

      Don't cancel it. Just be a no show. Instead, download a free ebook called Merchants of Deception. You'll see a link on the right side of this page under more info about Amway. It's a true horror story of being inside the Amway cult. Read it and stay away from the Amway cult. Amway will bring you nothing but financial and emotional distress.

      Apple, Nike, subscriber based marketing, etc etc. An Amway Ambot will use any lies to lure in suckers they can scam their money out of.

  2. To Mia --

    No, Amway is NOT associated with Apple or Nike or Starbucks or any other big company. This is pure bullshit put out by the Amway Corporation.

    What happens is that these corporations allow Amway to sell some of their products to IBOs (for a small discount). There is no real connection with Amway in any genuine business sense.

    Amway idiots scream that they are "partnering" with these big corporations. Nothing could be farther from the truth. If Starbucks gave you five dollars to sweep the trash off their entrance way, you could hardly claim that you were "partnering" with Starbucks. That's the kind of relationship Amway has with these big-name corporations.

    1. Anonymous- hopefully Mia got the picture. Amway = scam scam scam. There’s nothing those motherfuckers won’t lie about.


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