Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Amway Destroyed My Mortgage

I’ve heard from a reader who mortgaged their house to buy Amway products.

Why the fuck do people do things like this?

Its all part of Amway’s sell the hope not the soap campaign. We go to Amway functions and the Diamonds stand on stage and tell their hard luck story. They all have the same story told slightly differently. I swear these bastards got together to figure out what fables to tell to the ambots in the audience anxious to devour every bullshit word from their beloved cult leaders.

The Diamond’s hard luck stories usually go to the effect that both the husband and wife were working minimum wage jobs when a dear friend came along to show them the Amway business plan. Every one of them seems to have borrowed $20 from their aunt to put gas in the car to get to the first Amway function. And the rest is history. The stuff that Amway fairy tales are made of. Ambots are ordered by their cult leaders to do whatever it takes to get to Amway functions. They fail to say the real reason they need high attendance is because those functions are how the Diamonds make most of their money from the tool scam. They give shitty advice to skip a few meals or skip the mortgage payment or take out a 2nd mortgage on your house. That way you’ll have the money to get to Amway functions.

The brainwashing that goes into these ambots to make them do dumb things just to make their cult leaders richer is incredible.

Mortgaging your house to buy Amway products? Just how many shitty overpriced Amway products does one person need? I guess that depends on if they play to single handedly - no downline or customers - get to their 1000 pin that month. Or maybe 2500 pin or 5000. Take any of those PV pin amounts and multiply by 3 to get the approximate dollar value of what those products cost.

How did the upline brainwash the ambots to mortgage the house for no other reason than to help their upline meet some goal that month. Probably had something to do with an upline Diamond falling out of qualification and everyone downline who owned a house was ordered to mortgage it and buy Amway products. You help your upline and one day there will be someone downline who will do the same for you.

Fuck that shit!

Can we say inventory loading?

I’ve never been brainwashed by a cult so I can’t pretend to understand what is going through the minds of these people who do crazy dumb ass things like mortgaging their house to buy Amway products just so they can get a little recognition and praise from their upline.

I thought it was bad enough to drain the savings account and run up the credit card debt just to keep the Amway cult leaders happy. Risking your house, probably your biggest investment, the place where you have a roof over your head and a warm dry place for your family to live and keep their stuff just because some upline asshole needs more PV to reach their monthly goal is stupid.

I’ve seen too many stories from former IBO’s who’ve lost their house thanks to the Amway scam. A little maneuver the assholes in our Amway upline tried to do with us too to take out a 2nd mortgage so we could buy lots more Amway shit. Ambot was convinced this was the right thing to do just because some upline Amway asshole said so. Too bad for him he’s not the only name on the deed and I ain’t putting up the house because some fucking Amway asshole that I despise says to do so.

Ah yes. No wonder those fucking assholes tried so hard to destroy our marriage. Once the ambot’s money supply runs out and the wife/husband refuses to use their credit card or sign away the house or car there’s nowhere else for those bastards to go except to destroy the relationship.

As all good little cult leaders must do.

Call it revenge for the PV not being as high as they want.

Can you image what becomes of a house that goes into foreclosure due to the Amway scam. The sherrif evicts the family and goes in with a crew to remove the belongings and put them into storage. And what are they removing? Boxes and boxes of $50 bottles of Perfect Water, boxes of XS cat piss water, boxes of shitty Amway Nutrilite food bars, and enough bottles of Nutrilite vitamins to clog every toilet in the Trump Tower.

And then when the evicted don’t pay the storage fees it gets auctioned off. Can you see that one on Storage Wars? Some unlucky bidder pays a few hundred bucks for the unknown items inside the abandoned locker and ends up with boxes and boxes of worthless Amway shit.

Bring the dumpster over!


  1. Home ownership is one of the few really unmistakable signs of financial success and stability in the United States. It is a precious and deeply important achievement.

    Letting some goddamned fat-assed Amway Platinum talk you into risking that achievement by taking out a second mortgage, or selling your house to rent instead, is the height of stupidity.

    Let me say this to every Amway IBO who reads this: YOUR UP-LINE IS YOUR ENEMY. He doesn't give a flying fuck about you or your needs. He doesn't care if you starve. All he wants from you is money and an inflated PV for himself.

    Hang onto your house fiercely! If your up-line urges you to sell it or mortgage it, tell him to eat shit. And quit Amway right on the spot.

    1. Anonymous - whether or not home ownership is a sign of success and stability it's also become known as money pits and cost a lot of people financial troubles, especially towards the end of the last decade. And these all might people who have nothing to do with Amway but got themselves upside down or borrowed against their house.

      So maybe that's where those fucking Amway cult leaders got the idea. Borrow against your house to buy shitty overpriced Amway products and get sucked in by the Amway tool scam. Skip a few mortgage payments and spend that money on getting yourself to major Amway cult meetings.

      And always the sheer stupidity to sell your house and rent instead. You got to live somewhere. If you can afford to buy a house and all the assorted bills that go along with it then why sell it and rent instead. You still got to live somewhere. If home ownership is creating a hardship then sell it and rent. But don't sell it just because some fucking Amway loser tells you to.

      That's really true about the Amway upline being your enemy. They don't give a flying fuck about their downline if it doesn't have something to do with them making money.

  2. Hey Anonymous with the BWW child sex scandal. We just don't want to go there unless we can speak with the people involved and I doubt those scumbags would do that. Mentioning names we'd want to verify. We're not all about violating anyone's privacy without their permission first especially when its a hot topic with legal ramifications. There's probably other places online who wouldn't have a problem but we don't want to name names. If you have a link to a newspaper or TV that's covering this trial for the media and want to post it without anyone's names and we can read it for ourselves then that would be OK. But thanks for your enthusiasm. Amway sure does bring out the worst in people.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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