Monday, November 27, 2017

Shopping At Walmart Versus Shopping At Amway

I read an article about what to buy and what to avoid at Walmart. (original link is now dead)

Putting the same theory to the test a similar article could be written about Amway except in the what to avoid column for Amway – EVERYTHING!!!!!

Walmart Winners:
1.     Walmart 3 ply toilet paper – costs $5.97 for 12 rolls.

Compared to Amway - Here’s the good news – I don’t think Amway sells their prestige premium toilet paper anymore. Their website shows its no longer available but as I recall the cost was around $60 to $80. Yeah only brainwashed Amway ambots would shell out that kind of money so all the assholes in their Amway upline can split the profits on that hugely overpriced shitty Amway toilet paper.

Here are some reviewers comments on Amway’s prestige toilet paper.

Here’s a review by “sore buns” I wish I could get my money back it is the worst toilet paper I have ever bought.

Another reviewer says : lacks softness and gentleness, must use more to get the job done

2.     Walmart paper towels – 6 rolls for $6.84.

Ooop------- prestige paper towels is another Amway product that’s gone into the shitter. Website says No longer available. Probably priced too high is my guess like all the other shitty overpriced Amway products. And probably similar to the reviews above – the worst paper towels ever and must use more to get the job done.

3.     Walmart SPF 50 Sunscreen - $9 for 16 oz bottle

If you check out Amway’s website you’ll see a bunch of Peter Island brand sunscreens that are no longer available, price unknown but I’m sure you’ll see the pattern – Amway only sells overpriced shitty products. But one thing that’s still available is a 50spf face sunscreen for – Yikes hold on to your hats!!!! – $60 for one ounce!!!! Holy fuck!!!!!! Amway = RIP OFF!!!!

4.     Lets just pass over the BBQ grill and air conditioner. I don’t know if Amway sells these items and even though Walmart does I probably wouldn’t buy them there either anyway. As for the vacuum, food processor, toaster – yeah I’d buy those from Walmart but I don’t know if Amway sells these items and if they did they’d cost an arm and a leg and I wouldn’t buy them from Scamway anyway.

5.     Walmart Laundry Soap - $8.97 for 100 oz.

Amway’s similar laundry product is just over 100 oz and costs over $40! But that’s typical of how Amway’s products are priced – 3 to 4 times more than what costs in the stores so there’s enough profit margin for all the assholes in the Amway upline to get a piece of the commission.

 So there you have it – to get good value and a better product shop Walmart instead of Amway. 

Not to mention you get your product NOW instead of waiting a week for Amway’s shit to show up on your doorstep not to mention the added cost of shipping fees. Yeah when I’m out of toilet paper NOW I am getting in my car and driving to the store to buy some not doing the Amway ambot thing and ordering online and using my hands as toilet paper for the next week. 

Amway ambots are so fucking gross that way!!!!

Walmart’s slogan: Save Money Live Better

Amway’s slogan: Lose Money Live Worse


  1. 60 to 80 dollars for some TOILET PAPER? Am I reading that right?

    Well, I guess if you're a shitty company like Amway, even taking a shit is expensive.

    1. Anonymous - yes it was a lot of money and that toilet paper was definitely on the catalogue. Our sack of shit Platinum very generously told us we didn't have to buy it. I'm wondering if that means he already tried it and was having trouble convincing himself that its high priced matched its high quality. LOL!

  2. Oh yeah,it was about $60 for the TP if I remember right. If it was 60 rolls for that price it wouldn't be so bad but it was something like only 24 rolls. I'm sure some Ambot will show up to correct me.

    I used to work for a place where part of my job was ordering supplies for the office. We were always having to order more TP, the owner of the company thought the cashiers were stealing it for some reason. The owner of the company was so cheap if I could find TP for 10 cents less somewhere I had to get it there even if it meant driving clear across town.

    My ex gave me an Amway catalog and said I should look into ordering from there. I decided to play along and looked up the prices of the stuff I needed to order. I saw the price of the TP and literally laughed out loud.

    I said, "Who in their right mind would pay $60 for TP?" Then I remembered it was the brand my ex had and the TP he had was total crap (pun intended). I paused for a second and then said, "You paid $60 for TP?" And just stared at him for a minute and snickered. He never said anything but the next time he bought TP he bought Angel Soft.

    Too bad I couldn't convince him to give up the rest of the Amway crap.

    1. Anonymous -yeah it's always too bad when we can't convince our partners to give up all the Amway crap!

      Yeah people steal TP out of any public toilets, whether its staff or customers or walk ins. Some people see extra rolls and think free stuff. I was in Wendys once and watched a manager get after a woman who was sneaking out a few rolls! LOL!

      And yeah all Amway products are cheap shit with highly overinflated prices.


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