My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, February 8, 2018
A Mistress Called Amway Scamway
Usually it is our
husbands who are approached by a friend who tells them about an amazing
business opportunity. A home based business where they work 10 to 15 hours a
week and can earn an extra $1000 a month or more by selling Amway products
and signing up other IBO’s who will also purchase Amway products and sign up
others to do the same, and so on and so on. At first the wife might be
sceptical. You know the old phrase about how if it sounds too good to be true
it probably is. The numbers look good on paper but in actuality it doesn’t seem
believable that this can this be pulled off.
When our husbands get
excited about something we want to be supportive. It doesn’t take long before
we stop being supportive and end up getting more and more pissed off. Husband
is sneaking around like he has a mistress on the side. And sure enough he does.
A mistress called Amway. He’s out of the house for endless hours attending
Amway meetings sneaking back in the house in the early morning hours after
we’ve gone to sleep. He’s spending money like crazy on his mistress. Money he
doesn’t have so he uses a line of credit, home equity loan, or credit cards.
You know when he whips out the plastic he pretends he’s not really paying for
it. After all it is a pretend business. That is until the bills roll in and
then paying back real money is not so pretend any more.
After awhile the wife
has had enough. She never sees her husband and their bank account is
diminishing while their debt is going through the roof. “Choose your mistress
or choose me.” Fortunately most men come to their senses and realize for all
their hard work, time, and effort they are not getting the money back that was
dangled in front of them when they were first looking into this exciting
business opportunity and they stop going to Amway meetings and throwing away
That’s the short version of every wife’s horror
tale about their husband’s Amway mistress.
Many of us are lucky
enough to have our ambots come to their senses. Usually because they’ve had
enough of the upline’s abuse and the realization that the promised riches ain’t
never gonna happen. All the ambots who promised to be best friends forever and
ever abandon him. Can be kind of tough on some men who actually liked these
people and thought they liked him. Wrong. They only liked his money because he
was helping make their dreams come true.
Its time to send out another big old FUCK YOU to Amway!