Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Holy Fuck How Did I End Up In The Amway Room?

How many times have I sat through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same bullshit over and over everytime. It doesn’t matter which sack of shit Amway cult leader is speaking. It will either be the sack of shit Platinum or the bigger sack of shit Emerald or the biggest sack of shit of them all Diamond. Those lying bastards all say the same thing: get rich quick in Amway. Be a millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Then sit back and watch gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month while you do nothing.

Freedom! Flush that stinking job!

And look at all the cult members watching their beloved Amway leaders like they’re hearing this bullshit for the first time. And they believe it! They love the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. They love spending too much money on overpriced shitty Amway products. They love bragging about how rich they’re getting in Scamway. They love hugging each other and showering fake attention on other Ambots.

All this time I’m thinking fuck am I ever in the wrong room!

I don’t like the members of the Amway cult. I hate going into debt spending too much money on their shitty products when I can buy better quality for lower prices at the grocery store. I’m not interested in listening to some fucking lying sack of shit Amway cult leader spouting off the same old bullshit about wouldn’t you like to tell your boss to fuck off and be financially free forever after wasting a couple of years in the Amway scam. I don’t want to be love bombed by the creepy members of the creepy Amway cult.

Amway - the cult of greed.

Fuck! I am in the wrong room!

Where’s the room with normal people who are not fucking creepy Amway cult members? Where’s the room where people don’t go apeshit delirious over overpriced shitty products thinking that a high price tag means its high quality.  Where’s the room where people don’t have to listen to the same old bullshit night after night from some fucking sack of shit Amway cult leader. Where the room where people don’t worship the great Amway god? Where’s the room where they’re not serving up teensy portions of XS cat piss water in Dixie cups and an Amway food bar sliced into 30 thin portions.

I need to find the room where they’re watching a football game on a big screen TV and serving up beer and nachos!



  1. "Freedom! Flush that stinking job!"


    Really Ambots? Do they really think that staying home all day and doing nothing but "being with the family" (watching TV all day) is freedom? Real business owners have freedom. Freedom to be as creative as we want to be designing products, creating marketing, running a shop with the products we made, etc. THAT IS FREEDOM. Meanwhile Ambots are dreaming of shooting alarm clocks and "flushing that stinking job." Simple-minded gits. All of them.

    1. Hey Amway Chuckle. And real business owners put invest a lot of money and a lot of time when setting up their business. There's been times where we didn't get home to close to midnight with our real business. You go home when the work is done. And then after a few years if things are going smoothly and you have staff who can run things while you're gone - then a real business owner has freedom. All of that without shooting out an alarm clock!


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.