Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Holy Fuck How Did I End Up In The Amway Room?
How many times have I sat through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same bullshit over and over everytime. It doesn’t matter which sack of shit Amway cult leader is speaking. It will either be the sack of shit Platinum or the bigger sack of shit Emerald or the biggest sack of shit of them all Diamond. Those lying bastards all say the same thing: get rich quick in Amway. Be a millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Then sit back and watch gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month while you do nothing.
Freedom! Flush that stinking job!
And look at all the cult members watching their beloved Amway leaders like they’re hearing this bullshit for the first time. And they believe it! They love the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. They love spending too much money on overpriced shitty Amway products. They love bragging about how rich they’re getting in Scamway. They love hugging each other and showering fake attention on other Ambots.
All this time I’m thinking fuck am I ever in the wrong room!
I don’t like the members of the Amway cult. I hate going into debt spending too much money on their shitty products when I can buy better quality for lower prices at the grocery store. I’m not interested in listening to some fucking lying sack of shit Amway cult leader spouting off the same old bullshit about wouldn’t you like to tell your boss to fuck off and be financially free forever after wasting a couple of years in the Amway scam. I don’t want to be love bombed by the creepy members of the creepy Amway cult.
Amway - the cult of greed.
Fuck! I am in the wrong room!
Where’s the room with normal people who are not fucking creepy Amway cult members? Where’s the room where people don’t go apeshit delirious over overpriced shitty products thinking that a high price tag means its high quality. Where’s the room where people don’t have to listen to the same old bullshit night after night from some fucking sack of shit Amway cult leader. Where the room where people don’t worship the great Amway god? Where’s the room where they’re not serving up teensy portions of XS cat piss water in Dixie cups and an Amway food bar sliced into 30 thin portions.
I need to find the room where they’re watching a football game on a big screen TV and serving up beer and nachos!