Thursday, February 15, 2018

Does Amway Have Any Good Products

A searcher found their way here after googling “does Amway have any good products”.

The short answer is NO!

Then the argument can be that the definition of a good product is subjective. For example if you ask an Amway Ambot if Amway has any good products they will shower loving praise on every single Amway product and brag that Amway sells high quality products that are better than the consumer could buy anywhere else. Yup like we need any futher proof that Amway ambots are a bunch of brainwashed lying assholes!

Anything that Amway sells that you can put in your mouth and eat drink or swallow is NOT good. Unless you like drinking XS energy drinks that taste like a combination of cat piss and the worse cough syrup you can imagine. Their Perfect Water is a bunch of bullshit promoted by adoring Amway ambots with dumb ass tricks that work the same if using tap water. Amway circulated a memo saying to stop with the scheming water tricks but most Amway ambots have a huge fuck you attitude to their employer and go ahead and do them anyway. If you like eating granola or meal replacement bars that taste like cardboard that’s been coated with low quality chocolate then Amway is your go to supplier of shitty overpriced food bars! Amway Nutrilite Vitamins cost significantly more than what the drugstore sells vitamins for. Amway ambots will give you a bunch of bullshit that Amway doesn’t use fillers in their products though an Amway employee who works in the warehouse where Nutrilite manufactures this crap showed up to say they’re just average vitamins that Amway sells for significantly more than what the cost to produce them is. And who the hell knows what kind of “fillers” are used in vitamins anyway, Amway’s or other manufacturers? Has anyone purchased vitamins and looked at the pill bottle? There’s usually a bunch of other ingredients on there. Its kind of like buying potato chips. Anyone notice all the other ingredients in there besides potato, oil, and salt? For Amway assholes that get all agitated about the whole “filler” thing, ask them about the fillers in Amway’s energy drink and food bars.

What about hand soap, toilet paper, laundry soap and all the other overpriced shitty products that Amway sells, anything there that could be considered when asking the searchers question, does Amway sell any good products. No, not really. Amway sells products that when compared to what can be bought at the grocery or drug stores could be called generic at best, but are probably are better categorized as substandard.

I don’t know of any “good” product that Amway sells. The canned juices they sell, there was one flavor that tastes about the same as a flavor I can buy at the grocery store. Except that I can buy a half gallon for a lower price than what one can of Amway’s juice cost. And keep in mind that Amway doesn’t sell those cans singularly, they come in a box, so I’m figuring out the breakdown. What about Perfect Water? Ambots try to justify the high price and say it costs $2 bottle and you’d pay that if you went into 7-11. Just going off the top of my head I don’t think I’ve ever gone into 7-11 and bought a bottle of water. A slurpee sure. Or a coffee. I don’t think I’ve even bought a can of coke out of 7-11’s cooler either. It costs around $50 for a box of 24 bottles of Amway water. At Walmart a box of 24’s water costs under $4. Water is water. If I want water I’m more likely to drink it out of the tap. And no I don’t need to buy one of Amway’s expensive water filtration systems for that. But let’s pick on that seeing as how it just came up. What do they cost? $1000? And filter replacement say twice a year? What do Amway filters cost? Just checked eBay and saw one for $50 but that’s probably some ex-ambot trying to get rid of all the overpriced shitty products he had to buy when the assholes in his Amway upline bitched at him to buy more more more and he had to load up on stock. Probably cost more than that from Amway. What’s wrong with a Brita? Either a pitcher or one of those filtration systems attached to the kitchen sink? Either way under $50. Way under $50! And their filters don’t cost too much to replace. Does Amway’s filtration system work better? I doubt it probably about the same as its reasonably priced counterpart.

Back to the searcher’s question “does Amway sell any good products”? If you ask an Amway ambot or ask someone who used to be in Amway the answer swings greatly.

The correct answer is NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A brainwashed Amway ambot will violently disagree and keep you up all night defending his beloved Amway products.



  1. HUA HUA HUA The products are an afterthought--the tool sales and pyramid are the goal. The products suck because it was intended to be like that all along. The products are just placeholders so no one goes to jail for a pyramid scheme.

    1. AmwayChuckle - they products are the grey area between what makes Amway a legal pyramid scheme versus an illegal pyramid scheme.

  2. Does Amway sell sex toys? That way you can say you "got paid" for having sex. LOL

    1. Joecool - based on the high number of searchers who end up here looking for Amway sex products you'd think Amway should be selling them!

    2. Of course Amway sells sex toys.

      Every time you buy something from Amway, you get fucked.

  3. Recently I have checked ingredients of several Amway products and honestly, it is quite shocking. In Glister there is, apart from various parabens, also this: FD&C Blue No. 1, which is called brilliant blue in Europe and is artificial colour made from coal tar. Glister kids is even worse, as there are 2 artificial colours: Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Red 33 (CI 17200). Both artificial azo colours from coal tar. All of the above mentioned ingredients can cause alergies and are suspected to cause cancers. I have also checked new Amway vitamin lines, which are so called organic. Funny is that for several vitamins you have not one but two sources of vitamin mentioned. For vitamin C it is acerola, which really is organic, but then there is Ascorbic acid, which is the cheapest chemically produced vitamin C. Also in my country one independent authority made tests of sunbathing lotions and Peter Sun Island from Amway was by far the most expensive and by far the least effective actually not protecting you from UVB radiation. Not needed to mention, that for all the products there are many way way way cheaper and better alternatives on the market. I mean Glister in my country around 10 dollars, while you can buy very similar toothpaste without artificial colours for 1 dollar. One needs to be really brainwashed to pay premium price for this US chemical industry products...

    1. Hi Anonymous. Only Amway Ambots go around bragging about supposed ingredients in Amway products. Anyone who can read a label knows the Ambots are lying. But that's part of being in Amway - lying and scamming. Anything to make a buck. What's even more shocking is when Amway Ambots claim their products cure terminal illnesses. And these are the same motherfuckers that brag about their honesty and integrity! LOL! Amway products are generic at best and usually substandard when compared to lower priced similar products sold in grocery and drug stores.

  4. I actually liked XS and Perfect Water but that's just me. Of course, I'd take a Mountain Dew Freeze over it ANY DAY! HAHAHAHAHA! Check my post "Skittles, Mt. Dew Freezes and Tiger Woods: A Love Story" for further reference.

    Keep doing God's work Anna! Blessings!


    1. Thanks URASucker. But the big question is did you keep buying XS and Perfect Water? Everyone who brags about how wonderful and high quality Amway products are suddenly stop buying them when they leave the cult.

    2. I did NOT continue to buy them though I HAVE considered it. Conscience just weighed on me too much...which is probably why I left URA in the first place. LOL


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