Monday, February 19, 2018

Who Wants To Haul Ass To Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2018

Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2018 function is coming up. If anyone has information about it for 2018 feel free to load up the comments.

This blog is getting inundated from Amway ambots searching for information about Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2018 and other years too because Ambots seem to think they have the power to turn back time just by the virtue of the fact that they’re in Amway. And yes they’ve come to the right place. Spring Leadership is yet another Amway WWDB function that is top secret and the Amway cult leaders won’t tell the IBO’s what its about so Ambots frantically search online.

World Wide Dream Builders and Amway holds 4 brainwashing conferences through the year: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Reunion  and Free Enterprise Days FED. The Amway cult followers go ballistic crazy in their love and devotion and shower their leaders with $125 each to buy a ticket. WWDB Spring Leadership is usually held in April but so far the Amway cult leaders haven’t put the actual dates anywhere that I can find them so too bad for those Ambots desparately trying to find out cause so far I don’t know. And bottom line I don’t really give a shit either. The dates are more to help the search engine ranks. I will say there are lots of search hits by Ambots looking for Amway Spring Leadership in Spokane. Yeah look that one up on the map. Its in Washington out in the boonies. Not where you’d think would be a prime convention area like Las Vegas, Los Angeles and other big cities. Apparently Amway cult leaders live in that area. Anyway all I know is those Amway motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest log in and password in keeping with their deep cult secrets so outsiders can’t see where and when and how much. That’s cult behavior. Cult secrets and brainwashing sermons not to be breached.

So for those of you who are wondering what the fuck is Amway WWDB Spring Leadership its just another expensive social Amway gathering where ambots go to worship their Amway cult leaders and hand over their money. The ambots coming from out of town and that’s just about everyone, add in the travel expenses plus hotels and meals.

In past years for some cities this agonizing Amway convention drags on for 3 days and other cities its 2 days. I guess the 3 day events are in cities with dumber than average Amway ambots if such a thing could exist because the jury is in that everyone in Amway is dumber than shit!

According to the Amway propaganda the Amway cult leaders will be teaching Ambots how leadership plays a role in building “the business”. I’m not going to debate whether or not that’s true in the real business world but just LOL that they’re peddling that bullshit at an Amway brainwashing conference. Too many leaders and not enough Ambots based on the old too many Chiefs and not enough Braves syndrome comes to mind. And how does that work out? There will always only be a small number of Amway cult leaders. All the other lowly ambots are only being bullshitted with the leadership mumbo jumbo because the bastards at the top of the pyramid don’t want to share too many slices of greed pie. Apparently mostly the Amway cult leaders will be preaching how important it is to have a dream and how having a dream makes someone successful. Again just a bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about dreaming. The Amway scheme is to dream yourself into riches. Motivational and promotional videos will be shown all weekend. Let me break that down. The motivational videos will be about the Amway Diamond’s material possessions and how they aspire to be featured on the TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. The promotional videos will have to do with the Amway tool scam. Sign up for Communikate, buy more books and CD’s. That sort of shit. In the past John Maxwell has been a speaker so maybe he’ll be back again for another bullshitting session and the Amway cult leaders make a point of saying he’s sold over 16 million books. I bet we can all guess what some of those promotional videos will be showing –  LOL! - buy some of his books.

Here let me break it down to what really happens at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. At Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership the Diamonds are bullshitting and lying about how to build a business but mostly focusing on having a dream to believe in is the secret to success in Amway. Supposedly the Diamonds are teaching how leadership builds an Amway business and they’ll be yapping about dream building and believing in your dream and the usual mumbo jumbo brainwashing bullshit you can expect at any Amway function. They’ll be teaching leadership and business methods (Yeah right. That would be a first) and showing motivational and promotion videos all weekend.

And now for what really happens…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Ambot Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ambot Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions. Or maybe the ones they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it “then so can you”. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.

In the past the jokers showing up on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website were being called “difference makers”. I got two words for all you fucking Amway “difference makers”. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. The only difference between last year’s brainwashing conference and this year’s brainwashing conference is that the majority of faces in the crowd will be different. I’m not going to list the Amway bastards raking in the ticket sales mainly cause I don’t know for sure. But one thing I know it’s probably the same old tired crew who always show up to bore the Ambots. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!

Tickets cost $125 and although its unknown where World Wide Destructive Bastards are holding Amway Spring Leadership 2018 here’s where WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2016 was held so maybe the same places. No foreign locations. Guess these bastards aren’t as “Worldwide” as they’re bullshitting you to believe! LOL!

Las Vegas
Fort Lauderdale

Washington DC has been missing from the line up for a few years but I had to put it in this post to help with search results!

Spring Leadership will drag on for 2 or 3 days this year beginning on Friday night, depends on which city you’re going to. The Friday night brainwashing session is mostly a show of Amway products and there might not be any Diamonds brainwashing their cult followers that night in the arena but they’ll probably have a top secret meeting somewhere else for “serious business builders”.

This boring Amway Spring Leadership bullshit goes on all weekend. There is no training how to increase Amway sales, how to find prospects to recruit into the cult, there are no leadership skills taught. Just a bunch of Ken and Barbie Ambots figuring out how to entertain their cult followers and keep them up all night. Sleep deprivation is a common cult tactic for brainwashing.

And there you have it. Ambots wasted lots of $$$ just to hear the same bullshit they hear at every Amway function. But by going to the function that puts them 6 months ahead of the ambots who didn’t go. Yeah 6 months closer to bankruptcy.

And now all Amway ambots can save their money and not make the assholes in their upline richer by buying tickets to go to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2018 because I’ve already covered the highlights.

And now for a little assistance on the search results including years gone and still to come because Amway ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is. Seriously. They’re searching backwards and forwards. That’s what getting brainwashed into the Amway cult does to a person.

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2018
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2018
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2018
Amway Spring Leadership 2018
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2018
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2016
Amway Spring Leadership 2016
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2016
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2017
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2017
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2017
Amway Spring Leadership 2017
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2017
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2014
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2013
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2012
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2019
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2019
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2019
Amway Spring Leadership 2019
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2019

And as always let’s send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the Amway upline!

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!


  1. "hell hath no furry like a woman scorned"


    You are a one woman Amway wrecking ball!

    Get em!!!


    1. LOL! We just tell it like it is around here, what it's really like being inside Amway. For lies and dreams and bullshit people have to get themselves to Amway meetings.

  2. WWDB won't tell IBOs what's planned for a function because if they told them the truth (as you have done here) nobody would show up.

    It's all just a stupid fantasy-festival, designed to get persons "fired up." In Amway language, that means "filled with mindless enthusiasm and utterly impervious to facts."

    1. Anonymous - and that would be a good thing for no one to show up to an Amway function so the fat cats at the top of the Amway pyramid can't get fatter!

  3. i wish i could get my family members out of this cult.

    1. Anonymous- sorry to hear about your family. If it’s any consolation most Ambots quit after a few months when they realized they got scammed.

  4. When they start hemorrhaging money in a serious way, they'll probably quit. It normally takes about six months.


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