Career Choice: Amway Cult Leader

Here’s a comment that appeared on the posting QuittingAmway During Spring Leadership.

Anonymous said...

Just to let you all know, all of you dont have a life for bashing on people that are trying to grow an asset and want to be full time parents, and actully HAVE a life insead of chasing a paycheck for the rest of our lives. When people are trying to do somthing to benift their future why would you take the time outa ur day to diss somthing that could be helping someone?
Like serisouly?? lol Mkaes me sad. Porn and gossip are the number 1 money makers in world right now. And its all thanks to the negitive fat ppl that sit at home all day online and bash on people all day becuse no one cares about them and it makes themselves feel better.

It takes someone with a really low self image to think that have the right to talk shit about somthing like this. I wish all of you the best in ur life, even though all of you are going no where. I still love people, so there for i love you and wish all of you the best from the bottom of my heart.

I figured this Amspeak deserves its own post as a response! In typical chickenshit fashion I doubt I'll see Anonymous back at the blog again but I always enjoy pulling apart Amway speak as do many other readers.

I get tons of IBO’s showing up here after doing a search for Spring Leadership. What can I say? Top of the search engines, a fact that WWDB and Amway don’t appear to give a shit about otherwise they’d pay me handsomely to take this blog, shove it up my ass and go away.

Most IBO’s can read the tagline at the top of the blog and see this is a blogger who is intent on showing the world how the Amway upline are a bunch of assholes and they’re probably not going to find the information they seek here and so they leave. A few stick around long enough to leave a comment full of Amway speak. Like they think they’re so original and we haven’t heard it all before!

I can appreciate why they stay anonymous. It is very embarrassing to admit that you’re involved with Amway. Also their upline would ride their ass if they found out they were speaking (writing) negative. A HUGE no-no when you’re an IBO.

I don’t bash on people who are trying to grow an asset or become full time parents. I bash on the losers in the Amway upline who are a bunch of fucking assholes. They’re liars, they treat people like shit, they abuse their downline, etc, etc. Read more posts if you want more stories on those fuckers. There are other ways to grow assets like investing in stocks and financial products. Getting involved in Amway is over 99% certain failure. Becoming full time parents is something that both partners should discuss prior to having children. Already touched on this subject on another post. A couple should be financially and emotionally prepared to have children. Leave Amway out of the equation especially if you think its the only way that parenthood will ever happen for you. It ain’t the path.

I think most people who get involved in Amway do it under the false impression that they will make something better for their life. There is nothing wrong with trying to make a better life for yourself and your family. Unfortunately the fucking assholes in the Amway upline fail to inform prospects that less than 1% of IBO’s will actually make money at this poor opportunity. Instead they catch them up in the hype of numbers and millionaire lifestyles and retiring after 2 to 5 years while residual income and plenty of it rolls in for the rest of their lives.

Porn and gossip are the number one money makers in the world right now? I thought the illegal drug industry was.

Are you calling me a negative fat person who sits online all day? Someone who still looks hot in a size 5 mini skirt? Someone who is very active and very aware of how to keep my body in shape through exercise and eating well? Someone who swims several times a week has no problem putting on a swimsuit. Unlike you Amway motherfuckers I don’t fat shame oversized people who have the guts to put on a swimsuit and come to the pool or the beach. Good on them! Its people like this fucking Amway loser who look at women who wear clothes in the single digits and call them “fat” that are the problem. You undeservedly call people fat and are responsible for creating self image problems and creating eating disorders. I bash the fucking assholes in the Amway upline for their attitudes and their abuse. I don’t poke fun at their bodies except sometimes the cult leaders promoting the Amway diet plan when the lack of results is pretty obvious. There are many in my upline who tried Nutrilite’s Trim and the only thing they lost was their money not any pounds. I’m not bashing anyone for being “fat” the way you are. Talk about negative! Fuck you asshole!

In closing to the anonymous fucker - you will make an excellent Amway cult leader one day. Look at the negative you have to say, particularly critical of fat people, which is a probably a huge self image thing for many people who don’t need assholes pointing it out to them. For all the Amway bullshit propaganda about “don’t say negative” you came here to do that and then say “but I still love all people”. Apparently you don’t love fat people who watch porn. The fucking assholes in our Amway upline used to say “but we still love you”.  They’d be really critical of any small successes and totally make you feel like shit when you were feeling good about making a sale and then in the next breath say “But we still love you.”

Good luck with your career choice as an Amway cult leader you fucking son of a bitch!