Monday, May 7, 2018

The Amway Nutrilite Dissolving Test


One day I heard Ambot throwing things into the toilet. Lots of little splashes. Nothing good can ever come of that so I went over to investigate. He was cleaning out his medicine cabinet because we're going to paint the bathroom and need the fixtures off the walls.

The medicines and first aid supplies are kept in another cabinet so I'm wondering just how much aspirin does he have stockpiled in there and if it has all expired. Closer inspection shows he is turfing out Nutrilite vitamins. I'm sure they have expired a long time ago. Its not like we consume vitamins but he had to buy them whether we needed them or not to get the PV up there. That's part of being in Amway. Buying overpriced shit that you don't need and will never use.

One of those bottles was concentrated fruits and vegetables. I mean what the fuck is he buying that for? I stock up weekly on fresh fruits and veggies. Half the time he's with me when I'm shopping and can choose what he wants. I buy berries in the summer and freeze them and we buy frozen fruits and vegetables as needed when not available at the produce store.

The reason he bought those concentrated fruits and vegetables is because of what we heard from the stage. Those Diamonds telling the IBO's what do they need fresh fruit and vegetables for when they can get what they need from buying a bottle of the Nutrilite shit. Yeah those bastards all have degrees as nutritionists.

But the Nutrilite vitamins don't all flush. Some of them are sitting there on the bottom of the tank despite several flushes to get them down. That would be me doing the flushing. Ambot had left the area. But an hour later he came back and said "hey what's that in the toilet?"

I mean really! What the fuck do you think it is? Who was flushing Nutrilite vitamins I remind him. And then I point out they've been in there for quite some time and they're not dissolving. Does that give you any clue what's happening inside your body once you swallow them?

So he grabs the plunger and is determined to get those hold out vitamins down the drain.

Brings back visions of using the plunger to deal with the dogshit from Amway dog food!

He has decent success with the plunger. Only one Nutrilite vitamin is left in the toilet bowl.

I tell him to leave it in there because I'm curious how long it will take to dissolve. I came back a couple of hours later to check on it and now it is starting to dissolve a little. I would have left it longer but now I had a baggie of dog shit to flush. Don't want to leave that ripening in the house! This time when I flushed the toilet the Nutrilite vitamin disappeared. Perhaps the dog shit dragged it through the hole. Kind of a fitting end.

I'm sure glad we're on city sewer and don't have a septic tank! Who knows what Nutrilite would do to bugger up the septic system!


22 comments:

  1. Now that was funny as our Anna did one fine stand up comedy routine!

    All that money wasted as that was me 40 years ago as Anna's humor brought those memories back like it was yesterday and I am so lucky to have woke up from that bad dream!

    Nine

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    1. Ha ha! Around here we aim to educate and entertain at the same time!

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  2. The idea that your husband would buy numerous bottles of this Nutrilite vitamin (they are not cheap, I understand), and then flush them down the toilet... it's just insane.

    Was PV more important to him than this mindless waste? Was pleasing his Amway superiors more important than losing money?

    This is why Amway is truly a cult. Only in a cult is irrational and self-destructive behavior considered good.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Nutrilite has the highest PV amount or one of the highest of Amway's shitty overpriced products so the assholes in the Amway upline are constantly pushing people to buy those nasty vitamins.

      I'd say many people end up throwing away or flushing Amway products that they stockpiled aka "invested in their own business".

      And yes PV and pleasing the Amway cult leaders by going into debt are the most important things for a brainwashed Amway Ambot to do.

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    2. I'm still appalled how some of these losers still hold connections to Amway after working on another job. I mean if you're gonna do that then please just quit Amway as it doesn't hold up anything well for you. You're only going to be wasting money for fuck sake. They're so dependent on Amway....That's not really impressive.

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    3. Anonymous- only those of us who haven’t been brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders realize it’s a waste of money. Getting involved with Amway is a waste of a whole lot of other things too.

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  3. ah no wonder my leeched cousin attempted to buy nutrilite and then serve them to my other trusted cousin's house in order to make a purchase sale...he does this once and never bothered to come back again to that. I'm sorry for those that purchased it and wasted their own currency.

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    1. All these Amway losers get hooked on vitamins when they probably didn’t even take them before they got in the Amway cult and think Nutrilite is the best thing ever invented.

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  4. you know what's funny? that these Ambots attempted to be "business partners" with other stores, all it is just them working as employees for them and think their "partners" are helping them selling their shit...or even sponsored Amway together. It's just a way of make believe.

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    1. Anonymous - you'll never convince a brainwashed Amway Ambot to believe they're employees or low paid commissioned sales reps. Ambots are brainwashed to believe they're big shot hot shit "business owners" and they're better than everyone else in the world because of it. Yup. Just a bunch of losers playing at being pretend business owners.

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    2. I also liked the fact some of these guys tried to say that different business owners/coaches have different styles of teaching and skill sets, but they never address to what they're doing specifically are suspicious and didn't get right to the point. All they do is stalling the question and are told never question the IBO. I might give an opinion that having a mind is better than not seeing the apparent reason why they're declining into bankruptcy. They're just bullies as I often see from their actions. Those types of people will never get far at all. I've been in college to know this.

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    3. Anonymous - that's right. If a prospect says they were in Amway before and didn't make money they right away the Ambot blames the group they were part of. No matter if its a WWDB Ambot and the prospect was in WWDB before. Amway is a blame the victim scam and they'll point fingers at each other too.

      And yes Amway Ambots are bullies. I've seen it in person and from the comments left on this blog by Amway losers.

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    4. Scammers never admit fault as a common trait. They only run away without taking an accountability from the result of lack of conscious. Children mentality. Sweetening words they will, but results bare the same consequence from lack of thoughts.

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    5. Anonymous - those would be common scammer traits!

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    6. Like Eddy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy early 2000's cartoon show? Except it manage to have Eddy be more mature as it shows his ending in a film to admit fault. He grown in mentality which is something I've seen from his character and admit he lied at the end about how "cool" is brother is, but it shows his maturity. These guys took like more than 5+ years just to given the chance! however Ambots never go past that far, the especially devoted ones, they will get what they deserve if they still manage to prolong the vicious bullying.

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    7. Ew...blaming others while they're a professional work? That's one way to get your rear fired or have their superiors in a lot of trouble. Pointing fingers is a big "NO". That's why legitimate workers and boss take the blame for their lack of responsibility. Not only does this break that cycle of childish behavior, but it also teaches responsibility. Customers will not like this displayed in front of them while they're doing the shopping. It just gets nowhere done! Worse cases losses of profit! whether you're at work or home, it's best to show a proper head since anybody outside of your work will spot your motives and comment about it = loss of more prospective customers! Bad news spread faster like wildfire than good news!

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  5. Nutrilite vitamins were a scam in the late 1940s, when they were invented by some snake-oil charlatan. De Vos and Van Andel were involved in selling the stuff, but in the late 1950s the Food and Drug Administration went after them for pushing a useless product.

    That's when De Vos and van Andel decided to create "Amway" instead. It would deal exclusively with soaps and cleansers, and therefore be free from FDA interference.

    When Amway became politically powerful, they decoided to go back to pushing the Nutrilite crap.

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    1. Anonymous - so the original snake oil salesman sold his snake oil empire to Amway so they could carry on the tradition of scamming others.

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    2. One of the world's con games in history, too bad it's a bad trade of losing more than earn.

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    3. A good Amway cult leader will brainwash the followers not to realize they're losing more than they're earning in Scamway.

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    4. I hear ya! speak what is within sanity! I don't understand what they manage to persuade people to eat food bars and drink Xs drinks in order to be successful per day? I mean how?! It just shows me that's how brainwashed to the point greed will take over the minds of the former reasonable into a brainless zombie droid that doesn't know common sense.

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    5. Anonymous - the formula taught at Amway cult meetings is you eat one Amway food bar and drink one Amway beverage like XS every day and you find 2 people to do what you do. And they find 2 people and they find 2 people and so on and so on. And then everyone will be rich. Sounds like bullshit to me but brainwashed Ambots believe it. The problem is they can't find one person let alone 2 to eat one Amway food bar and drink one Amway drink a day. So then the Ambot buys more and eats and drinks more to make up for all the people not in his downline. Defies common sense to me too but then I was never brainwashed by the Amway cult.

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