Anna Banana Is Miss Popularity?

The Married To An Ambot blog started out as a way to get a few things off my chest about the fucking assholes in my Amway upline and totally took off in a way I never would have imagined. Before the blog got rolling a couple of bananas had met on another forum and we had plenty to say about the fucking assholes in the Amway upline and getting sucked into a pyramid scheme thanks to our gullible husbands. We took it and flew. A lot of people find marriedtoanambot by doing Google searches and this blog is at the top of many searches. This blog is usually right behind the Amway propaganda when people search for Artistry.

You’d think these statistics would be somewhat alarming to Amway especially since this blog has regular readers from Alticor in Ada and Buena Park and Grand Rapids and Missouri City and even Amway Germany’s head office who just love reading about what we really think about the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.

But oddly enough Anna Banana’s popularity doesn’t seem to bother Amway enough to offer us the right amount of money to just go away and stop blogging. People sell websites all the time for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Millions of dollars to sell a website. I’m open to it. Anna Banana can be bought!

I’m used to apathy from Amway head office employees. We reported our Platinum right about the time we were getting out of Amway and the official response and here I’m paraphrasing: “We’re not responsible for what is said at Amway meetings.” To some extent that is true. People can’t be responsible for lies that someone else has uttered. But who is responsible then? Who at Amway head office will take responsibility for complaints about lies told at Amway meetings? No one! Apathy central! Platinums and higher up Amway cult leaders can say whatever lies they want at Amway meetings and head office isn’t going to take any action. Even when we have it recorded. Nope. Apathy city! Not interested. Not going to rock the boat. The upline brings in lots of money. Amway head office doesn’t give a shit about pursuing complaints made about Platinums and higher and that’s probably another reason why IBO’s walk away - no support from Amway head office! That’s why bloggers take to the Internet and share our stories to warn other people what lies ahead of them. Others take more extreme measures judging by the lawsuits out there.

Our regular readers know we weren’t in Amway very long. We never reached any significant level. Between 100PV and 300PV each month depending on how much Ambot charged to the old credit card. We never signed up any downline other than one person who quit a couple of weeks later after getting scolded by a fucking asshole in the upline for missing a meeting. We never met anyone of significant levels either. Though the pompous sack of shit Platinum would disagree and point out he’s been [in and out of] Platinum [qualification] for years and how he’s King Shit and we should have been honored to be in his presence. However we hadn’t “earned the privilege” to meet anyone of higher levels in the Amway house of cards.

So a few months involvement, never meeting anyone significant in Amway, and not attaining any level of significance, I only have limited stories. There’s only so many ways you can tell the Amway upline to fuck off! I think I really got a lot of it out of my system with the post Fuck YouIBO! It felt so good writing that down and letting go of it!

Have my stories all been told? Have all the bananas stories been told? I wasn’t in Amway long enough to have scads of stories. I wasn’t privy to any secret meetings. I didn’t meet any king pins. Although I went to major functions, monthly rallies and about 50 living room meetings I have covered a lot of Amway penance.

Don’t worry. We don’t plan to disappoint my readers by stopping blogging, unless of course Amway pays us some big bucks to go away. We keep the stories coming in reruns. Sometimes new posts as something jogs a memory about a horror tale during our Amway dark days or a dumb fuck Amway Ambot leaves a comment that deserves a post of its own to be ripped apart.

We even thought about collecting all the posts and turning them into a free ebook. But you know we got lives. That’ll take too much time.

Thank you to all the marriedtoanambot readers for your support - love having you stop by!

And we know Amway and fucking Amway losers just HATE that Anna Banana and Married To An Ambot is so popular! Like we give a flying fuck! That’s what this blog is all about. Giving a big old FUCK YOU to Amway and Amway Ambots!

To the courageous women -and sometimes men who are marriedtoanambot - who have shared their stories, thank you and we hope to keep hearing from you. I wish you well and hope you get your lives under control without the Amway black cloud following you everywhere.

THERE IS LIFE AFTER AMWAY!

And we can’t resist! Again from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

Fuck all of you Amway assholes!