Fuck You IBO!

It finally happened! Someone did a Google search for “fuck you IBO” and found my blog! You guessed it. Number 1 on the search engine!

Yes this is definitely the place to be if you want to tell any IBO you’ve ever met: “Fuck you!” Or live vicariously through me saying it.

Depending on your perspective there are different types of IBO’s to say fuck you to:

1. from the point of view of someone who is not associated with Amway and does not want to be associated with Amway and does not want to be hounded by Amway IBO’s

2. from the point of view of someone who has a spouse, family member, or good friend who is an Amway IBO

3. from the point of view of a former IBO who has found out the truth about Amway and the tool scam

So rather than say fuck you over and over in each sentence I’ll just say it once at the top of the list.

FUCK YOU IBO:

1. for saying where else can you start up your own business for only $150 but neglecting to mention all the other costs once you’ve paid your start up fee
2. for saying people who have nothing good to say about Amway are only trying to steal your dream
3. for saying people who don’t support your Amway business don’t want you to succeed
4. for saying “don’t say negative!”
5. for saying buy from your own store
6. for trying to break up marriages
7. for saying the more meetings and functions you attend the more successful you will be
8. for saying “You can’t quit now because you haven’t been in it long enough to succeed” no matter how many years you’ve been in Amway
9. for hounding me to buy your shitty overpriced products
10. for lying about how the upline does not profit from the sale of Amway tools
11. for lying about how you’ll only spend 10 to 15 hours a week in this business
12. for criticizing people who have J.O.B.s
13. for saying you’ll always be broke as long as you’re working for someone else
14. for saying you must be on DITTO
15. for saying you must be CORE
16. for being disrespectful
17. for bringing misery to people’s lives
18. for saying you must always listen to tapes (oops I fucked up by saying TAPES!!! IBOFB will be in to leave a comment that tapes haven’t been sold since he was shitting his diapers and CD’s have been sold for the past few decades)
19. for forcing us to buy tools by saying you won’t work with us if we don’t buy them (even though the Amway literature says buying tools from your LOS is optional and your upline can’t refuse to mentor you and assist you to build a business if you don’t buy them)
20. for wanting your errands done for free
21. for saying attend all functions no matter what else is going on in your life
22. for not getting off my ass about recruiting me as an IBO
23. for getting bitchy if we question anything
24. for brainwashing us
25. for lying about how everyone in the upline is very successful
26. for telling us an Amway business is a great tax shelter and everything is tax deductible
27. for not taking “NO” for an answer
28. for telling us to sign up our dog and cat as downline IBOs
29. for not minding your own fucking business
30. for lying about being debt free
31. for being bullies
32. for telling us to charge Amway products and functions onto our credit cards
33. for lying about Amway owning the Amway Arena in Orlando Florida
34. for lying about the health benefits of Perfect Water
35. for blaming people who don’t succeed in their Amway business as being lazy
36. for blaming people who don’t succeed in their Amway business as not trying hard enough
37. for underestimating the power of the Internet
38. for telling us to wear business attire to all meetings
39. for lying about how Artistry is one of the top 5 best selling cosmetics in the world
40. for telling us not to have any competitor’s products in the house if Amway sells a similar product
41. for telling us to lie to prospects so they don’t know they’re coming to an Amway meeting
42. for telling us to do what our upline tells us to do because they’re the only ones with a sincere interest in us
43. for lying about how you’ll be our best friends forever
44. for saying duplicate your upline
45. for telling us that self consumption is essential to our success in the Amway business
46. for forcing your personal beliefs upon us
47. for saying that people who refuse to be part of the Amway business are losers
48. for saying don’t do anything and don’t buy anything without first counselling with your upline
49. for telling us not to socialize with friends and family who are not in the Amway business
50. for saying “always edify your upline”
51. for being annoying as hell
52. for lying about how you’ll buy back books and tapes (ah shit I meant CDs) if we decide not to build an Amway business
53. for lying about how we’ll collect residual income for the rest of our lives
54. for telling us to cancel our plans if you want to schedule a last minute business meeting
55. for saying “if the dream is big enough then the facts don’t count”
56. for berating us if we didn’t bring any prospects to an Amway meeting
57. for giving us “lines” to use to trick people into attending an Amway meeting
58. for holding late night meetings
59. for causing financial losses
60. for causing emotional distress
61. for scolding us if we miss a meeting
62. for being the biggest bunch of liars I’ve ever met
63. for being the greediest assholes I’ve ever met
64. for being the biggest troublemaking bastards I’ve ever met

OK I think I’ve said enough fuck you’s for now. If I keep thinking about it the list will keep growing and I have to stop this post sometime! Feel free to load up the comments with the many ways you want to say FUCK YOU IBO!