Monday, May 27, 2019
Like The Fucking Assholes Who Sponsored Us In WWDB Amway? Never!
Our first stint in WWDB and the Amway scheme was (no) thanks to the parents of a business associate. They claimed to be Platinums. She was more involved in Scamway than him like it was her full time job. He worked a real job so Amway was like a sideline for him and 100% obsession for her. He was a nice enough guy but she was a nasty old bitch who wore the pants in the family. She did not have the typical personality of an Amway cult leader because she was not a likeable, charismatic person whereas the other Amway cult leaders I met put on quite a performance being nicey nice, faking sincere interest, and real people persons. At least she was true to herself and let her ugly personality shine through. One time I showed up to pick up products at her house and she told me about an Amway meeting either later that week or the next week and made a big point of saying this particular meeting was specifically for all IBO’s going to the river. Like who the fuck wants to go to a river? I’d rather go to an ocean beach! LOL! For those who don’t get what the going to the river bullshit Amspeak is that meant going to the Puryear river house. A busload of these sack of shit WWDB Platinums show up for a tour of the lifestyle that Amway the cult of greed can bring to you. Ambots have to qualify Platinum to earn the privilege to “go to the river”. Hell I’ve seen enough rivers in my lifetime so I didn’t bother going to that meeting. The next time I showed up to pick up products she started bitching at me because I’d missed the meeting and she’d missed her cut of the proceeds from my ticket sale.
“Well you told me it was only for people who are going to the river.” I reminded her. “So it seemed pointless for us to go.”
She stared at me with her narrow shrew eyes. “And you’re not going to the river?” She asked in an icy tone.
“That’s right, we’re not,” I answered cheerfully.
Oh, man, you should have seen the evil death glare I got. Too bad for her I didn’t like her so I didn’t give a shit. Eventually Ambot didn’t like her either and we ended our “doing business together” stint.
As an aside we saw her at FED Free Enterprise Days during our last Amway penance. She was one of those morons rushing the stage when her upline Diamonds came on. She was no longer Platinum but obviously still involved in Amway. I don’t remember seeing her husband rushing the stage with her. Maybe he got FED up with her and FED up with Scamway and said fuck you I’m outta here.
The next foray into WWDB and Amway was (no) thanks to a friend of Ambot’s who I’ve never liked. Fucking arrogant prick is the nicest thing I can say about him and it goes downhill from there. The bastard knows I can’t stand him. Over the years he’s borrowed stuff from Ambot and returned it broken if he ever returns it at all. Sometimes Ambot doesn’t hear from him for months because he’s gone off on one of his tantrums because Ambot won’t loan him something - those are the good times! He’s unreliable, undependable, and for years his presence anywhere near me makes me madder than hell. He’s one of these fucking assholes that if you say the wrong thing to him he’ll stomp off in a snit. So in an effort to get him to stomp off I’m rude to the fucking bastard at every opportunity. Yeah, that sounds like a good IBO prospect to sponsor especially after I made it very clear to him and his wife and all the other fucking Amway assholes up to in the Amway upline up to the sack of shit Platinum that I had no interest in getting involved in Amway again. Those fucking Amway Ambots have an overinflated opinion of themselves that they’re better than everyone else in the world and that the rest of the world should suck up to them because they’re Ambots. Well this motherfucker had that overinflated opinion of himself way before Scamway! LOL! Fucking broke loser!
If that fucking arrogant prick had just minded his own fucking business I wouldn’t have gone through the emotional and financial turmoil and I wouldn’t be writing for this blog.
So one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots. Fuck all of you fucking Amway assholes!
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It's typical of cults to encourage a specialized lingo to be used by a favored few in the group. So "go to the river" meant "visit the house of the Puryear couple." If you hadn't been told that, how the hell were you to know what the bitch meant?
ReplyDeleteSince you were not Platinums, why did the dumb broad think that you'd want to attend the meeting of those few who had been invited to the Puryear house?
I think she was just showing off in front of you, implying that she was important enough to be invited to this "river house," and you were not. It's so fucking typical of Amway.
Hi Anonymous. Yeah I knew what the bitch meant from other Amway meetings and seeing her photos of the Puryear house and her bragging about going to the river. She gave me an out when she said that meeting was for people going Platinum. WWDB and Amway are scams. It’s nearly impossible to go Platinum and stay there. Why would I waste time plus $10 ticket to the Amway cult meeting if I got the heads up it’s only for people who will reach a level in Scamway that we have no hope in hell of obtaining.
DeleteBut yeah when you talk about going to the river people think to go rafting or fishing not to visit an Amway cult leader.
Going to the river was something she constantly bragged about wanting the recognition from the rest of us that she toured a cult leaders house. If I’m going to tour a cult leaders house I’d think Jonestown would be more fascinating.