My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Amway Ambots Dream Of Walking The Beaches Of The World
4 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
Of course, the Ambots will point to the ESBI quadrants, and claim that being an IBO will automatically put you in the "BI" side of the diagram.
ReplyDeleteThey gleefully ignore having an upline, and that they will always be above you in the pyramid unless they are a Van Andel or DeVos.
Anonymous - over the years I've found it impossible to convince Amway Ambots of a simple fact:
DeleteIf your last name is NOT DeVos or VanAndel then you do NOT own an Amway business.
Ambots are dumb fucks who have been brainwashed to believe they are "business owners" when what they really are is extremely underpaid commissioned sales reps who are getting scammed out of hundreds of dollars every month just for the "privilege" of belonging to the Amway cult.
Hi Anna,
ReplyDeleteCan you please post the link to your first post? I really like reading your blogs, but I want to know when and how you started all this.
Thanks
K.
Hey you're in luck K! We recycle our blog posts and have about 3 years worth of posts and the ones from the first month this blog was up are being rerun over the next month. A couple of those early posts have already been posted. The rest are coming! Interspersed with posts about Amway WWDB Family Reunion.
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