Monday, June 17, 2019
Amway Asshole Of The Week
Yup another Amway loser shows up to do an efficient job of representing their beloved employer - Amway Scamway. Another spelling and grammar genius, the type that Amway attracts LOL!
Have a great life blogging about stuff u dont know about & making no money off it. Oh and when your jobs are taken by robots im sure the “ambots” will be the first one to help you once your competant enough to understand what success is. And last thing here folks. YOUR JOB IS A PYRAMID! at the top theres an owner who makes money off the structured pyramid from people who work harder than him.aka probably all of you. Get real. But hey we do need people to make our burgers and shine our shoes and check our groceries out. So thank you to all that rather work at a pyramid. Oops i meant job.
My response:
Oh great. Another fucking Amway loser shows up to prove Amway Ambots are a bunch of dumb fucks who spout off bullshit Amspeak propaganda and make themselves and Amway look like a bunch of assholes.
You fucking lying sack of shit saying we don’t know what we write about. Our true life experiences of sitting in Amway cult meetings and buying shitty overpriced Amway products would suggest we do know what we’re writing about you dumb fuck.
And you’re right. We don’t make money blogging. We do this out of the goodness of our hearts and hope that people listen to our real experiences with Amway and that others don’t get scammed too.
Why do you fucking Amway losers always show up here screeching your job is a pyramid? It makes you look like a bunch of dumb fucks because Amway Ambots have been saying that for decades. Just about everything in life could be referred to as a pyramid. Take school for example. At the top of the pyramid is the principal. Beneath the principal are the teachers. At the bottom of the pyramid are students. There are lots of things you can compare as a pyramid. The word you left out is scheme. Not all pyramids are schemes to steal your money. Does your boss at work steal your money? Does your boss at work force you to buy a monthly quota of his products as a condition to keep working there? If you answer no then it’s probably not a pyramid scheme.
Bottom line it’s no skin off my ass if you don’t listen to people who got scammed by Amway and want to save you from going through the same financial and emotional distress. Drain your savings account and go into debt. It ain’t my money you’re fucking with. If you want to tithe the Great Amway God because you’ve been brainwashed to believe that’ll make you a gazillionaire in 2 years then you’ve chosen a life of being a broke Amway loser.
And why are too fucking lazy to shine your own goddamn shoes anyway?
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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That "all jobs are pyramid schemes" BS always makes me laugh. There are too many legal ramifications for that to be remotely true.
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time you heard a doctor or lawyer encourage their patients or clients to open their own hospital or law office? Practicing medicine or law without the proper certification is illegal in every jurisdiction.
I have worked genuine retail for over a decade, and have never been forced to recruit new employees, and nor would I receive anything from their sales.
Yes, there is a pyramid shaped hierarchy in companies, but legitimate businesses have a finite size, and don't force you to create your own competition.
Anonymous - when Ambots spout off the "all jobs are pyramid schemes" bullshit its like they're working off Peewee Herman's handbook. I know you are but what am I!
DeleteAmway Ambots pretend to be lawyers and doctors all the time. Yup. Why spend all that money going to law school or med school when you can go to Amway University instead and be an automatic expert in any field you choose? LOL! It might be illegal but Ambots don't care. That's the arrogance of being in the Amway cult. The rules don't apply to them and if they get into trouble Amway's head office will come to their rescue. LOL! Like Amway gives a flying fuck about their ambots!
Yes all companies have a flow chart no different than a family tree. Ambots prefer to look at it as a pyramid because - I know you are but what am I. LOL!
As you pointed out legitimate companies have a finite size. Even Amway. They're laying off staff and downsizing.
This is amusing to me because the excuse given for why Amway can't be a pyramid scheme is that you can pass your upline. Yet I've never seen an example of that occurring, but I have seen people get promoted in their 'J.O.B.' to positions above their current supervisors, and without having to spend all their money to do so.
ReplyDeleteAmbots insist that you can move past your upline, but how would that work? Sales of Amway product? Not likely given 80% or more of the product is purchased by the IBOs themselves, with many IBOs having no customers at all. And these purchases add to the upline's total pv, right? Which would keep them 'up' above the downline. So what mechanism could possibly exist that allows for a downline to pass the people above them?
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Anonymous - that's right. I've never known of any Amway Ambot who passed their upline. Never heard any of the Amway cult leaders on stage brag about doing that. I'm sure they might be some out there but it's such a small group that can do that it's not worth bringing up. I can tell you not a single Ambot who's left a comment here over the years has bragged about making more sales and signing up more recruits and leapfrogging over their entire upline.
DeleteAnd yes, it's possible in your job with training and education you might be promoted to a higher position that your supervisor or manager. That's a more likely scenario that Ambots at the bottom of the pyramid scrambling up faster than everyone in their upline.
I think it's more like over 95% of Amway products are purchased by registered IBO's. The last time a former Diamond released Amway's sales charts, it was just under 4% of sales to persons not registered as IBO's. That wouldn't change much except to maybe decrease a bit.
"But hey we do need people to make our burgers and shine our shoes and check our groceries out." Yeah I think that pretty much sums up the arrogant attitude...looking down at people as less then. To me, how I "judge" someone is based on their: character, kindness, goodness, courage, ecetera. (Not that making money is bad, if done ethically.) Although there were others with that attitude, I'd have to say Dean Whalen was the worst in that regard. His contemptuous, look down on others attitude was disgusting and embarrassing. Its funny because people don't say it to his face because when someone has achieved success, and posit themselves as high and mighty, most people don't have the strength to call someone out for it. And, well, also its a cliche but Canadians tend to be polite lol. I honestly don't know why people think they are doing a good thing and helping people by getting people involved in Amway when the majority of people fail and do not have a positive result/experience from joining.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. Yes you're right on how you judge a person.
DeleteAn Ambot judges a person by what level they've reached in Amway. LOL! If you're not in Amway then an Ambot looks at you as an infidel.
It doesn't matter what your nationality if you're an Amway Ambot no one would ever describe you as polite! LOL! Rude arrogant bastard is a more accurate Ambot description.