Thursday, June 18, 2020

What To Say When Amway Order Arrives In Mail

I hated it whenever brown boxes from Amway arrived in the mail because that meant my ambot husband had just purchased a bunch of overpriced shit on his credit card.

He must have thought it was like Christmas two or three times a week when the Amway shit arrived by good old USPS. Too bad there's nothing that stops those buggers from delivering the mail! What is it? Rain, sleet, snow, and dark of night etc. Nothing stops the mailman! Let's see him delivering in the dark of night to an Amway night owl meeting!

Unfortunately reality kicks in when the next credit card bill shows up with $1000 charged to Amway.

This photo exactly depicts what I'd say when he opened the box of Amway shit.



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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 19, 2020 at 8:44 AM

    It's nice to get things in the mail when you have ordered them by your own free choice, and they are things that you are looking forward to receive.

    But getting useless Amway crap that you don't want and can't sell? And that costs too much? And that clutters up your house? And every goddamned month?

    Amway is a sick business. You're not allowed to get a penny of profit (that is, a crappy discount) unless you shell out to get $300 dollars worth of lousy products every month.

    Amway sucks.

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    1. Anna BananaJune 19, 2020 at 10:33 AM

      I agree Anonymous. It’s nice to get things in the mail that you ordered because you wanted. Getting overpriced shitty Amway products because some fucking asshole in the Amway upline ordered you to buy them is another thing.

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  2. AnonymousJune 23, 2020 at 8:57 AM

    One of the worst things in Amway is the practice of compelling your down-line to buy extra stuff for the sole purpose of pushing somebody in the up-line up to a higher pin level. These "forced sales" are very common.

    They also are proof that in Amway sales are almost always for self-consumption, and not for retail to non-Amway customers. Rather than telling IBOs to go out and sell more products to strangers, the up-line insists on something easier: "Buy more Amway stuff and put it in your basement, so that we can push somebody up to Silver or Emerald!"

    That isn't a real business. That's just a corrupt racket.

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    1. Anna BananaJune 23, 2020 at 9:58 PM

      Anonymous - towards the end of the month some fucking asshole in the Amway upline will be phoning to say some motherfucker in the upline needs to meet their goals that month and all Ambots are ordered to buy more Amway shit to help them get there. And then they'll shovel out the bullshit that one day there'll be suckers in your downline to help you out too. There is huge pressure to buy hundreds of dollars worth of shitty overpriced Amway products every month.

      Yup Amway is a corrupt racket and Amway losers are only out to scam others.

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