I get a lot of hits from a reader(s) in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Most of them are affiliated with Alticor/Amway. They love Anna Banana! Gotta get their daily dose!
I got a hit from someone in Grand Rapids searching how to get a customer service job with Amway.
My first thought is what kind of scum sucking low life son of a bitch wants to work for a company that is responsible for destroying lives, causing financial distress, bankruptcies, debt, divorces, etc, etc. Then I remember I was watching the news and there was a segment about people who got laid off from their jobs two years ago, three years ago and some of them are desperate to accept any kind of job. So I shouldn’t judge some poor unfortunate soul who is so desperate to get a job that they’d apply to Scamway. Desperation causes people to lower themselves to accept jobs with shitty companies just to get a paycheck.
Average companies have 20% of their employees that actually like their job, 60% who don’t give a shit one way or another its just a job, and 20% who hate their jobs. Thats how it is. Average companies have 80% of their employees, some who might like their job but mostly its just a paycheck, who would leave their company in a second if they found a better job somewhere else. I’ve dealt with Amway’s customer service department and I can tell you that I was obviously dealing with people in the 80%! I have a clear picture of what the qualifications are to get a job as an Amway customer service employee so hopefully this list will help if Grand Rapids job searcher comes back to my blog.
Qualifications to get a job as an Amway customer service agent:
- Ability to be nasty to others
- Good at lying
- Poor communication skills
- Don’t give a shit about helping others
- Poor problem solving ability
- Argumentative
- Not looking for long term employment
- Arrogant
- Hate talking to people
- No experience necessary and we don’t train
- Have a rotten personality
- Be discourteous to customers
- Hate holding down a job
- Unhelpful
- Inappropriate time management skills
- Inability to complete tasks
- Ineffective customer follow up
- Clock watchers
- No particular desire to move up in the company
- Refuse to do anything that requires immediate attention
- Following company procedures optional
- Strong superiority complex
- Not flexible
- Ability to effectively convey to the customer how bored you are with them
- No sense of humor
- Able to push buttons and cause anger and rage in clients
- Ability to make people hate you and hate the company
No happy, helpful personality types who actually love their jobs need apply!!! Lazy ass bastards are absolutely encouraged to apply. This is your dream job come true!!!
The simple fact is that Amway DOES NOT WANT to answer any customer complaints. Those complaints are basically the product of troubles in the various AMOs, and if Amway tried to deal with them they would just get into legal disputes over jurisdiction.
ReplyDeleteAmway surrendered to the AMOs years ago. They no longer even bother to try enforcing Amway rules and procedures. All Amway does at this point is produce stuff, and the AMOs distribute it.
Anonymous - the response you get from the assholes in Amway's I-don't-give-a-shit department when you phone in with complaints is to discuss it with your upline.
DeleteThat makes as much sense as if you're being bullied in school and inform the teacher who then tells you to discuss it with the bully.
What might have got our sack of shit Platinum fired from Amway is something he said at Amway meetings to get free products. Phone the I-don't-give-a-shit department at Amway's head office and tell the shithead that you sold a case of XS to a customer and they hated it and Amway will send you another case for free. So that's how you get free ScAmway products though I doubt that that son of a bitch thought that one up all on his own. I had someone leave a comment who claimed to work in Amway's I-don't-give-a-shit department and probably did judging by how nasty they were and couldn't string a sentence together and said they're on to Ambots who phone in and request free replacement products but they still have to send them out anyway. And basically accused me of being one of those people. Yeah right like I want any more Amway shit in the house. Notice how Amway does not refund cash or credit card. Just product replacement. One of the biggest lies in Amway is the claims Ambots make about the "wonderful" LOL return policy but I bet none of those fuckers have ever actually tried to get a refund then they won't be bragging about it so much!
What a piece of low-life shit your Platinum was! He's actually made it to Platinum, has managed to get a little success in the company, and here he's trying to pull off some two-bit scam by lying about a case of XS!
ReplyDeleteI can think of several words to describe this jerk. He's CHEAP. He's CHINTZY. He's a SCROUNGER. He's a PENNY-PINCHER. He's a LIAR. He's a CON-MAN. He's a THIEF. He's a RIP-OFF ARTIST.
In short, he was perfectly suitable for Amway.
Anonymous - your description matches all Amway Platinums out there! As you said - perfectly suitable for Amway. Low life bastards who get their happiness out of destroying other people's lives.
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