Its kind of troubling the
pattern of search hits this blog gets:
“Should I kick my Amway ambot out of the house?”
“What happens when husbands and wives don’t agree on Amway?”
“How do you get someone to leave Amway?”
“Boyfriend wants me to travel to Amway meetings with him”
“Amway destroyed my marriage”
“How to deprogram an Amway ambot”
“How to be deprogrammed from Amway”
“How to quit Amway”
These ones are especially sad because the searcher - and here I’ll go out on a
limb and say probably a woman - has reached the end of their rope in putting up
with the Amway bullshit and being abused by the assholes in the Amway upline
and is searching on the Internet for how to deal with their relationship
crumbling due to the interfering upline. Its a horrible position to be in to
watch your husband throwing all your money at the great Amway cult, helpless to
stop it because some upline cult leader has bullied him into buying more shitty
Amway products that they can’t afford. How did some fucking Amway asshole get
his clutches in to your husband to have this kind of control over him.
Cult!!!!
The “how to quit Amway” variation we get many of each day and a big spike
happens about the midway point between major functions. Ambots are dragged off
to a major function with all the rah rah and motivational speeches from the Ken
and Barbies shoving each other across the stage. The ambot comes home from
these motivational rallies and is all fired up and figuring out how they’re
going to make their business explode. Sadly the only thing exploding is their
dwindling bank account and skyrocketing credit card debt. After a few days or
weeks of failing to convince any recruits to come to Amway meetings or finding
new customers to buy Amway products the enthusiasm dwindles and the ambot
starts to lose interest. They’re not making money and after all the whole point
of owning your own business is to make money. Their cult leaders might notice
the ambot not coming to meetings or slacking off on their Amway purchases and
convince them not to quit now, not when success is right around the corner.
Some ambots hang on for a few more weeks and get to the next major function,
get all motivated again, and the sick cycle repeats itself.
Meanwhile the wife - and yes for this topic I’m going to call the above
searches as done by the woman because I can give that point of view - is
feeling hopeful that the end is in sight because the husband is losing
interest.
Seeing as how I’d already been down the Amway path to hell I noticed things
about Ambot that showed he was finally realizing he’d been lied to about
getting rich in Amway. He stopped subscribing to Communikate and the World Wide
Dream Builders premier membership. He stopped buying CDs and books. He stopped
attending meetings.
This took longer than I wanted us to spend inside Amway hell. I was about at
the end of my rope and I could have written any of those above Google searches
about marriage being destroyed by Amway, how to deprogram an ambot from the
Amway cult, and ready to kick the ambot out of the house.
What I didn’t know at the time was that my Ambot had had enough of being
bullied by the sack of shit Platinum and being ordered to stop loving me and
devote his love instead to the assholes in the Amway upline and just being
taunted to death by those sickos. So there were other conflicts going on as
Ambot realized the sheer evil of the Amway upline and how they were hell bent
on destroying our relationship all in the name of trying to get their hands on
our money.
So Ambot was letting go of those bastards. Setback came when some upline
asshole phoned and told him he had to buy at least 100 PV of Amway products so
some other upline asshole could reach their goals for the month. Damn it anyway
he put another $500 on his credit card buying useless shitty Amway products
that we’ll never use. Then the same fucker phones back and badgers him about
attending the next major function.
“Too bad,” Ambot tells the motherfucking Amway upline bastard. “I spent all my
money buying those overpriced shitty Amway products so those assholes could
meet their goals this month. No money left for Amway functions.”
And that was the last time Ambot ever bought anything from Amway. Yay!
Though it wasn’t the last time the upline bastards phoned or texted him but it
came less often. Seeing as how he missed a major function he was on the shit
list and the punishment is to be ostracized by the sack of shit Platinum until
he returns to the Amway cult begging for forgiveness.
Didn’t happen.
So I will send out another big old fuck you to our Platinum. You lost your
grip asshole! And it was about time!
Oh why stop there. Let’s send out a big old FUCK YOU to every Amway asshole out
there!
Fuck all of you Amway whorebags!
An Ambot and his money are soon parted. When all attempts fail to get the Ambots to realize they are being screwed, they eventually can't afford to be screwed any more by Amway.
ReplyDeleteThat's so true Anonymous. When an Ambot has run out of cash and room on their credit cards they have nothing left to tithe the Great Amway God. You have to leave the Amway cult when you can't afford to be screwed out of any more money by Amway.
DeleteThe vicious behavior of your Ambot's up-line is of course really horrible and nasty. Trying to destroy a man's marriage, and at the same time bleeding him of money every month, is a moral atrocity. So is insulting him and attacking him just because he's trying to think clearly, and make a financial decision.
ReplyDeleteBut here's what troubles me: these up-line pieces of shit wouldn't do these things IF THEY DIDN'T WORK. That's what's really scary about Amway thinking. Amway is successful (for higher-ups) because of the weakness, the cowardice, and the ignorance of many of its IBOs.
Thousands of weak-willed, not-too-bright, and helpless persons are being victimized RIGHT NOW, EVERY DAY, by their Amway up-line. They're getting the same nasty and vicious treatment as your Ambot got. And they must be accepting it, because the up-line scumbags keep on doing it, year after year.
There are two elements in the Amway equation: the up-line stretching all the way up to Ada, Michigan; and the helpless IBO who suffers. But if that IBO isn't independent enough to think for himself, look at reality, and make hard decisions, then he is partly to blame for what happens to him at the hands of unscrupulous vermin like his Emerald and Platinum.
Amway dies when somebody finally says "NO, I'VE HAD ENOUGH," and walks out. When you say that, here isn't a damned thing your asshole up-line can do to stop you. But if by nature you are a weak-willed follower without a spine or a pair of balls, you will be too cowardly to do it.
To all Amway IBOs: Your up-line is not your friend. He's a leech sucking your blood. Quit now, and be a man.
Anonymous - Amway IBO's are the most nasty vicious evil motherfuckers around. From what I've seen in person plus comments left on this blog and other places online. I can say I saw this and heard that and when Amway Ambots show up online spewing out their venom its just more proof what people in Amway are really like.
DeleteBeing abused by Amway upline is a very real thing. That's why we get it out here how people are treated inside the Amway cult. And like you said - the Amway cult leaders wouldn't keep behaving like little Hiters and Jim Jones wannabes if it wasn't working.