Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Amway Ambots Brag Communikate Is A Personal Assistant

 One of the things I remember hearing at Amway meetings is that Communikate is a personal assistant. And its still taught today. Every now and then some fucked up brainwashed Amway ambot stops by to brag that Communikate is his personal assistant.

I realize that Amway ambots have a messed up way of looking at things but to me a personal assistant is a real live living breathing person who is hired by someone to be a, well an assistant. Duties could run a wide range of things so I won’t bother to give examples but generally a personal assistant is paid to take some of the work load or errands off their boss.

What is Communikate? It’s owned by a communications company named Webley and Communikate is basically a voice mail system that Amway ambots pay around $35 or $40 a month to subscribe to.

If you’ve never been a brainwashed Amway ambot you’re probably thinking are you fucking kidding me? $40/month for voicemail!!!!

A Webley employee stopped by to confirm the Diamonds earn commission for every Amway IBO that subscribes to this system so that’s why the assholes in your Amway upline push so hard to get ambots to sign up and pay for it. What else do you expect from something that’s part of the tool scam.

Communikate gives ambots a toll free number so potential clients across the country can phone and leave messages for the ambot, conceivably with their big Amway order is.

Ha! Dream on!

Using Communikate, Amway cult leaders can leave bulk voice messages to their downline. I remember Ambot and a few other Amway assholes gathering around a phone in our living room to listen to some Amway cult leader spout off bullshit: “just calling to let all you fuckers know I just got out of the can and I just fired out and now I am FIRED UP! Can’t believe I just made more money taking a shit than you make in a month at your J.O.B.”

And here I want to say for everyone that’s heard a similar message – don’t you all want to know what kind of job you can get that pays you for taking a shit so you can make more money than an Amway Diamond just by shitting. Not bullshitting!

Our sack of shit Platinum used to leave a message on Communikate telling all the cult followers there’s a last minute meeting and everyone better haul ass to the location NOW!!!!!!

This was a ploy to find out which ambots had signed up for Communikate. The ambots who didn’t show up weren’t serious business builders because they didn’t subscribe to this tool scam would be publicly outed and shamed at the next Amway cult meeting.

This still goes on today. An ambot stopped by this blog to say he doesn’t buy any of the Amway tools. Holy shit talk about a bad little ambot! And that everytime one of those messages goes out on Communikate to summon the cult followers to an immediate meeting somewhere, one of the subscribers lets the others know so they can show up too.

Has anybody figured out yet how any of the above could be referred to as a personal assistant? That’s what getting brainwashed by Amway does for you.

Does anybody else wonder what Communikate does for you that a cell phone doesn’t? Toll free number? Who needs one these days? Many cell phone plans offer country wide calling either as part of the base rate or maybe a few bucks a month extra and its probably unlimited. Smartphones can do conference calling. Like I really want to get stuck on the phone with a bunch of Amway assholes on the same conference call. Text messages can be sent to multiple users that is included in the base rate for most phone plans. With my plan I can send unlimited international texts. I can’t tell you how useful this is for the multiple texts I send to Japan and Russia all the time. And what does a cell phone plan cost? Even with a few extras added on? Probably no more than Communikate. $35 or $40 a month for a cell phone plan that does so much more than Communikate. Kind of a no-brainer for people who aren’t brainwashed Amway ambots.

For brainwashed Amway ambots who truly believe that Communikate is a personal assistant yeah try getting Communikate to bring you coffee. All it is is a way to make the assholes in your Amway upline richer every time you buy into the tool scam. And they sit at the top of the pyramid looking down and laughing at you ambots thinking what a bunch of dumb fucks to subscribe to this piece of shit tool just cause we brainwash you into thinking it’s a personal assistant but thanks for making us richer.


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8 comments:

  1. RayJune 30, 2021 at 2:02 PM

    Hi Anna and thanks for another gem. It seems like the Communikate scam is just another part of how thorough Amway is in making sure their cult members don't get away with even a nickel. Reminds me of the old Richard Pryor comedy quip: "You got any dreams, I want them too." I'm still laughing about your experience with the sack of shit Platinum who called on Ambot and expected him to buy $500 of Amway "wholesale" (which is probably about $200 retail at your local corner store) so some other upline Ambot could make his PV for that month, which caused Ambot to finally tell the bastard to go to Hell. I just can't even imagine the amount of gall, nerve, chutzpah and ego it must take to do that and not even consider the wife or husband of any given Ambot to meddle in their family finances like that.

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    1. Anna BananaJuly 1, 2021 at 9:10 AM

      Ray - At least one of Amway's owner's was involved with the company that owned Communikate. Either as a part owner or gave them a business loan I don't recall which or if it was the usual secretive thing going on. So that person obviously has a financial interest in this company's success and where better to drum up business than to go to leaders of Amway's cult sects and demand they all sign up and they'll get a commission for all their sales on that too.

      But does the real business world have a need for Communikate? Not when cell phones and video conferencing do the same thing and more. For less money if you already use those type of products you're already paying for them. It's like going to a car rental place to rent a car for the week to drive around to work, shopping, whatever when you already have a perfectly good car in your garage that you can use whenever you want and are already paying for its upkeep. Why pay more money to use something different when you already pay money for something already in your possession?

      The biggest fucking meddlers and troublemakers I've ever met in my life have all been in Amway. Something that needs to be drilled into every potential recruit's head is that Amway is only going to bring you misery. If you don't want to go through financial and emotional distress - then stay the fuck away from Amway and their Ambot army of broke Amway losers.

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  2. AnonymousJune 30, 2021 at 4:46 PM

    Everything in Amway is about faking it in front of outsiders, to impress them. So one of these Amway assholes gets a call on his phone from CommuniKate, and he pretends that he's talking to his secretary or assistant named "Kate," as if she were a real woman with a steno pad and pencil.

    In other words, he's just posturing as a bigshot "businessman" who gets calls from his employees. What a fraud! Only some little defensive schmuck of a loser would do this.

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    1. Anna BananaJuly 1, 2021 at 9:13 AM

      LOL Anonymous - that's quite a vision. But one that Amway Ambots put out there. My assistant Kate will handle all of that LOL!

      There's a lot of bigshot businessmen who don't go around wearing business suits and have their phones plastered to their ears. Amway losers have cornered that market LOL!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 25, 2021 at 3:55 PM

    There is a 60% markup on Communikate
    10% to upline Platinum
    20% to upline Emerald
    30% to upline Diamond
    total scam

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    1. Anna BananaJuly 26, 2021 at 11:48 AM

      Anonymous - that 10% commission explains why the sack of shit Platinum is riding the asses of all the Amway cult followers to make sure they sign up for Communikate. The rest of the world that aren't brainwashed Amway losers see Communikate as out of date technology.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 26, 2021 at 5:06 PM

    It's called having a "captive market." People are basically forced to buy from you, even if they don't really need or want the product you're selling. Some professors assign their own textbooks as required texts to their college classes, and thereby manage to rake in thousands in forced sales. It's totally corrupt.

    I'm surprised that younger IBOs (who are no doubt familiar with e-mail and voicemail and Skype and on-line conferencing) don't rise up and refuse to buy this absurd and obsolete "CommuniKate" system. Would these same IBOs agree to install an unnecessary land-line phone in their homes, when they already have and pay for cellphones or i-phones?

    Amway is such a load of shit that it stinks right up to high heaven.

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    1. Anna BananaJuly 27, 2021 at 11:51 AM

      Anonymous - that's part of being inside a business cult like Amway. The only people who're buying Amway's shitty products and tools are brainwashed Ambots. There's no market for any of this shit in the real world. Just like who else would want to buy a weird textbook written by a professor on a topic that doesn't interest most of the population? Like you said - the professor's students who are give a list of books for mandatory reading. Just like Ambots are given lists for Amway shit they need to buy.

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