Thursday, July 15, 2021

Holy Fuck How Did I End Up In The Amway Room?

How many times have I sat through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same bullshit over and over everytime. It doesn’t matter which sack of shit Amway cult leader is speaking. It will either be the sack of shit Platinum or the bigger sack of shit Emerald or the biggest sack of shit of them all Diamond. Those lying bastards all say the same thing: get rich quick in Amway. Be a millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Then sit back and watch gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month while you do nothing.

Freedom! Flush that stinking job!

And look at all the cult members watching their beloved Amway leaders like they’re hearing this bullshit for the first time. And they believe it! They love the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. They love spending too much money on overpriced shitty Amway products. They love bragging about how rich they’re getting in Scamway. They love hugging each other and showering fake attention on other Ambots.

All this time I’m thinking fuck am I ever in the wrong room!

I don’t like the members of the Amway cult. I hate going into debt spending too much money on their shitty products when I can buy better quality for lower prices at the grocery store. I’m not interested in listening to some fucking lying sack of shit Amway cult leader spouting off the same old bullshit about wouldn’t you like to tell your boss to fuck off and be financially free forever after wasting a couple of years in the Amway scam. I don’t want to be love bombed by the creepy members of the creepy Amway cult.

Amway - the cult of greed.

Fuck! I am in the wrong room!

Where’s the room with normal people who are not fucking creepy Amway cult members? Where’s the room where people don’t go apeshit delirious over overpriced shitty products thinking that a high price tag means its high quality.  Where’s the room where people don’t have to listen to the same old bullshit night after night from some fucking sack of shit Amway cult leader. Where the room where people don’t worship the great Amway god? Where’s the room where they’re not serving up teensy portions of XS cat piss water in Dixie cups and an Amway food bar sliced into 30 thin portions.

I need to find the room where they’re watching a football game on a big screen TV and serving up beer and nachos!


8 comments:

  1. It's amazing how many of those Amway freaks actually enjoy those endless repetitive meetings. It has to be some strange psychological fixation. Can their lives really be that empty?

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    1. Anonymous - whether or not the Ambot's life was empty before signing up to Amway once they're in they have endless Amway cult meetings to attend. Amway cult leaders keep their flock busy with stupid meaningless tasks and "important" business meetings. It's called brainwashing.

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  2. My boyfriend just started this Amway network marketing crap. I have to listen to stupid audios of crappy people saying useless things and then directly contradicting themselves minutes later. I can't say anything or question anything about the his "buisness" or I'm not being supportive. He spends all his time on his phone. I can never do enough to support, despite the fact that I was the first one to buy any of his shitty products, and the fact that I sit in silence when he stays on the stupid meeting calls for hours, and that I keep my mouth shut about all of the crap that goes on. I'm praying that he wakes up soon, but he's already switching all of his products to Scamway and trying to constantly use them around other people (and quite frankly embarrassing himself doing so). I don't know what to do and I feel so helpless, like he's going to cut me out of his life for not being in the buisness or not supporting him enough.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Welcome to the unsupportive unchristian dreamstealer club! LOL! That's how Amway losers think of us.

      NEVER question upline or they'll be a shit kicking in your future. Or your boyfriend's because that's who the Amway cult leaders control. Ah yes the all knowing Amway cult leaders and worshippers of the Great Amway God. Anyone who has differing opinions from those Amway motherfuckers are the enemy.

      You need to download a free ebook called Merchants of Deception. A link is on the right side of this page under more information about Amway. The author is a former Emerald with 1000 people in his downline. His highest earnings were $35K. Does your boyfriend know 1000 people he can keep motivated to buy hundreds of dollars worth of shitty overpriced Amway products every month?

      What you're feeling is the same as the rest of us. Helpless. Unable to understand how these fucking Amway assholes are able to brainwash our husband/boyfriend. Why won't he listen to us? It's really fucking embarrassing to admit you have to do with Amway.

      95% of Ambots quit Amway within 2 years and the majority quit after a few months when they realize they got scammed and the only chance they have of making money is by scamming others. You can either wait him out or find a new boyfriend who thinks you're more important than a box of soap.

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  3. Dump the shithead NOW. You can always get another boyfriend. If you stay with this fanatical Amway freak you will have a life of torment.

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    1. Anonymous - easier said than done. When someone decides they've had enough of the financial and emotional distress that Amway inflicts on them and enough of putting up with the fucking assholes in the Amway upline then they get the hell away from these sick Amway bastards.

      I forgot to tell the above woman or man that nothing brings those sick Amway bastards more happiness than destroying other people's relationships.

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    2. OP here, I'm gonna be so pissed if they fuck with my relationship. They wanna try me by manipulating my boyfriend? I've been reading all the books they assign him and listening to all his meetings and audios. I'll manipulate his ass right back, they have messed with the wrong person if they think imma take it lying down. I won't outright bash or say anything negative, because then they'd push him to break up with me, but I can sort of plant seeds of doubt to try to make sure he's a part of the 95% that quit

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    3. Hi Anonymous. It's Amway the Cult of Greed. Of course they're going to fuck with your relationship because you stand in the way of the upline assholes scamming as much money out of your boyfriend before he catches on.

      Here's the thing. Those fucking Amway assholes have a canned Amspeak response for every argument you counter them with.

      I've only found one thing that works with those Amway prudes. If you tell them you're raising money to produce and star in gay porno flicks and hit them up for an investment.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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