Another thing that really
pissed me of about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single
one of those bastards was an expert on EVERYTHING! You name it those fuckers
knew everything about the subject whether or not it had anything to do with
Amway. The biggest bunch of bullshitters I’ve ever met in my life have all been
Amway assholes.
The arrogance of those pompous Amway bastards is something I have never dealt
with on such a high level of mass concentration before our time in the Amway
hellhole. Fortunately it is something I’ve never had to put up with since we
got the hell away from those Amway assholes!
You name it those Amway assholes pretend they’re an expert at it. I guess the
fact that they run pretend businesses and they’re pretend business owners gives
them all the credibility they need to be pretend experts on every subject under
the sun.
I’m not saying that there are not ambots out there who don’t have
expertise in certain areas through job, education, or life experiences. What
I’m calling out are the Amway assholes who just be virtue of the fact that they
are Amway IBO’s means that now makes them card carrying know it
alls.
Those ambots are all experts when it comes to cars. Too bad none of them take
their own fucking advice and drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30
years old and always breaking down due to lack of maintenance. By that age many
cars do run into mechanical problems and need to be completely overhauled or
scrapped. Being an Amway IBO means you are constantly broke because you have to
hand over all your money to the Amway cult leaders so there is no money leftover
for car maintenance or to save up to buy a new car.
Those Amway assholes are experts on all things plumbing and electrical even
though most of them have never picked up a hammer or a screwdriver. I saw a
house an Amway “expert” was working on. Some ceiling lights were falling out of
their fixtures and he said he kept getting electrical shocks when he was
touching sockets and switches. Oh gee I wonder why! The tile in the bathroom
was not grouted right and squint and uneven. He was taking forever to paint
because he had to keep stopping what he was doing to deal with the phone -
calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline.
Those Amway assholes are experts when it comes to filling out your income tax.
“Everything in Amway is a tax deduction! Claim that toilet paper!”
Those Amway assholes are “counsellors” even though they’ve never taken any
formal training in counselling for behavior problems, emotional disorders,
marital issues, etc. etc. “The facts don’t count!” Not when you’re an Amway asshole
= automatic expert on everything!
Medical advice? Call an Amway Ambot. They’ll diagnose you and tell you the
treatment consists of buying some overprice shitty Amway vitamins. Snake oil
for whatever ails you! Pick up a case of Amway holy water! What’s the
difference between Dr. Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? Nothing! They’re
both fucked up liars trying to scam you out of your money.
Amway ambots are self proclaimed experts on everything - know it all Amway
assholes. If an Amway product isn’t working for someone then the ambot tells
thems they’re not drinking the water right or they need more vitamins. Amway
ambots viciously defend Amways “prestige” products. There’s nothing wrong with
them - the problem lies with the user. Yup its the typical old Amway standby
response of blaming the victim. Same thing with Amway’s prestige tampons. If
they leak after 30 minutes then us women must be putting them in wrong.
Couldn’t have anything to do with the inferior quality of these products could
it? Hearing a man giving tampon advice makes most women break down
into uncontrollable laughter! But that’s an Amway asshole for you! Experts on
everything!
The arrogant pompous know it all Amway bastards that I had to suffer are the
biggest bunch of assholes I’ve ever met in my life. Troublemaking bastards who
can’t mind their own fucking business.
The one thing that I’m an expert at is blogging about what Amway assholes are
really like! No Amway know it all expert in everything will ever be more expert
than me than cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!
Tuesday, July 13, 2021
Join The Amway Cult And Become An Obnoxious Know-It-All
2 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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The source of this phenomenon (the Amway "know-it-all") is the fact that many Amway freaks are small-town nobodies. They're the sort of guy who hangs out in the local barber shop, or around the crackerbarrel in the grocery store, or at the 7-11, and spends a lot of time shooting the breeze with his buddies, and spouting off about anything and everything. These types are very common in the out-of-the-way small towns where Amway recruits most of its IBOs.
ReplyDeleteThese nobodies have nothing to brag about, but they can pose as "experts." They'll give you unasked advice on everything. They generally have a snide smirk on the face as they talk to you, posing as a knowledgeable and experienced type who can answer any question and solve any problem.
Politics, business, religion, marriage, engines, medicine, travel, social relations, the law, plumbing, house repairs -- you name it, and these small-town schmucks have all the answers. When they join Amway, they get "fired up" by their recruiter, and start using that supposed expertise as a way to show how important they are. Their Amway recruiter puffs them up with arrogance by telling them how brilliant they are for joining Amway, and how this makes them superior to those who have not joined.
That's really well put Anonymous.
DeleteAmway losers are a bunch of smug arrogant assholes that look down at the rest of the world and think they're smarter than everyone except their Amway cult leader who's the smartest person they know LOL!