There were IBO’s we knew that became 1000 pins. Our Platinum
would sneer at them that they were phoney 1000 pins and yes he was right. These
suckers were putting thousands of dollars in Amway purchases on the credit card
in a month so they could meet their upline’s goals and so they could “walk
across the stage”.
Yeah so what? I appeared in ballet recitals when I was younger. I’ve pirouetted
across a few stages in my time. Big deal.
Let’s see. Anyone upline checking to see if any of these 1000 pins actually
have customers, especially the ones with no downline? Somewhere in the Amway
rules it states how many retail customers one must have or some percentage
before being eligible for a bonus check. Obviously our last sack of shit
Platinum was well aware of the phoney pins and he wasn't doing his part by
ensuring the downline had the required amount of outside of Amway retail
customers.
I have no idea what the criteria is but I’m sure someone more familiar with
those rules will chime in to the comment box. Maybe they’ll also chime in why
nobody upline checks to see if the IBO has made sales to outside customers who
are not in Amway.
I can tell you nobody upline checked that Ambot actually had customers
before he got his $10 or $20 check each month depending on how much money he’d
spent on Amway products.
I am happy to say during our last descent into hell that Ambot did not become a
phoney 1000 pin. I don’t think he had that much space available on his credit
card otherwise he’d have probably tried.
I am unhappy to say that Ambot did become a phoney 1000 pin during the first
WWDB stint. His upline Platinum pushed him so that fucker could meet some goal
I guess. He spent all day on the phone trying to convince friends and relatives
to buy products. I think he may have had a couple of friends commit to making
small purchases but the majority of his purchases were for his own consumption,
mainly vitamins. So he got his phoney pin and walked across the stage years
ago. Whooppee!
Then the credit card bill arrived the next month and he’s sitting here staring
at all these boxes of Double X that we’ll never use nor find anyone else to
buy. There were other products as well. I just remember he bought a lot of
vitamins.
He managed to return some for a refund which put his PV/BV into a negative
situation. Also put his Platinum in a negative situation because the old
shithead phoned to bitch at him about all his returns and point out he’d lost
his eligibility for being a 1000 pin. I don’t think he cared anymore by that
point. But get this. The sack of shit Platinum bitches about buying him dinner
because he met that level.
Ha ha! That fucking asshole is bitching about dinner and we’d spent thousands
of dollars on the Amway scheme. Who should be bitching at who here?
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK
YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
It's amazing that someone could be so obsessed with parading on a stage at some half-assed function that he would buy huge amounts of stuff that he didn't want, and couldn't sell. How important is it to be applauded by a bunch of stupid Amway losers?
ReplyDeleteWhat it really boils down to is this: it is next to impossible to sell Amway products to a customer base of non-Amway buyers. NOBODY WANTS THE STUFF. You can get a few pity purchases from family and friends, but that's all.
Anonymous - it's amazing or stupidly brainwashed or whatever you call it with this obsession of "crossing the stage" so a bunch of Amway losers can applaud.
DeleteI mean really if you walked into Walmart or Lowes and an employee says if you spend $5000 today we'll get you to stand on a counter and all the staff will clap and cheer. Most people would say are you fucking nuts? And just buy whatever they came in for and spend $50 or $100 and don't give a shit whether anyone cheers them on for spending money there today.
Unloading Amway shit that nobody wants is a huge challenge. Most of it ends up in a landfill.
Here's an idea. Set up an alternate Virtual Amway where for half price the Virtual Ambots can forego the Amway product that never sells and still get to waltz across a virtual stage. 500 bucks a month instead of a thousand will get Virtual Ambot a ten or 20 dollar check and save a trip to the landfill. Win win.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea Ray. I bet someone is going to steal your idea and set up that venture. LOL! If an Amway cult leader promoted such a scheme I bet the Ambots would be lining up waving their cash to strut across a virtual stage.
DeleteI guess there are plenty of people who would pay money just to get others to applaud and cheer them. In fact, a great many of our "philanthropists" are probably motivated in that way. Pay millions to endow a building at some university, and you can have your name put on it: "The Andrew A. Asshole Humanities and Arts Center."
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - no one in Amway would become a philanthropist for two good reasons. They're greedy and they're broker losers who don't have it in them to become a rich philanthropist. LOL I'd definitely want to check out The Andrew A. Asshole Humanities and Arts Center!
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