Thursday, August 4, 2022

Amway Cheerleader Squad

Anyone who has been to an Amway cult meeting and isn't a brainwashed Ambot has observed the freaks in the room acting as cheerleader to the beloved Amway cult leader they've showed up to worship. Chants of "Freedom flush that stinking job." or "Yeah" or "Right on" are screamed out by the Amway devil worshippers listening to their leader spout off Amway's twisted religious beliefs. Yup the Amway Ambot cheerleader squad shows up to chant at every Amway cult meeting.

One of our readers came up with their own Amway cheer:

Here’s a cheerleader sequence that could be used to help de-program Ambots:

Amway klutz... Amway klutz...
If you believe those Amway lies you’re really nuts.

Amway chump... Amway chump...
Ya gotta be as stupid as a sawed-off stump.

Amway twit... Amway twit...
How long ya gonna keep on pushin’ Amway shit?

Amway dope... Amway dope...
When’s it gonna hit ya that there ain’t no hope?

Amway schmuck... Amway schmuck...
When ya gonna understand you’re outta luck?

Amway jerk... Amway jerk...
When ya gonna get it that the Plan don’t work?

Amway nerd... Amway nerd...
When’s it gonna sink in that the Plan’s absurd?

Amway prick... Amway prick...
How long ya gonna keep on suckin’ up-line dick?

Amway freak... Amway freak...
You gotta get permission just to take a leak?

Amway sap... Amway sap...
When ya gonna realize that the Plan is crap?

Amway slob... Amway slob...
When ya gonna give it up and get a job?

Amway goon... Amway goon...
Dump that stupid Amway crap, and do it soon.

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 8, 2022 at 6:54 AM

    Amway creep... Amway creep...
    You wanna quit the racket but you're in too deep?

    Amway ass... Amway ass...
    You're goin' to a function but you got no gas?

    Amway boob... Amway boob...
    You're nothin' but a stupid little small-town rube.

    Amway dolt... Amway dolt...
    You better tell your up-line that you're gonna bolt.

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