How many of you remember wasting another night sitting
through an Amway bored plan meeting and hearing the same old bullshit from the
asshole preaching that night’s Amway sermon and the old eat drink and duplicate
your way to millions of dollars in the Amway scam.
The scheme goes something like demanding all the Amway cult followers eat one
Amway food bar daily and drink one Amway drink daily and find others to do what
you do.
Amway has these food bars that one would expect to be similar to what you can
buy at the grocery store in the aisle where granola bars are kept. The obvious
differences are at the grocery store there’s a huge selection of products, most
priced well under $5 for a box of 6 or 8 bars to a box, and with such a wide
variety to choose from most consumers are going to find a brand that they like
eating. Compared to Amway with little choices and very expensive with 5 or 6
bars to a box costing around $30. I can go to Walmart and buy 10 boxes of
granola bars that I like that actually taste good for around $30 though I don’t
usually go hog wild and buy more than 2 or 3 boxes at a time just using that as
an example. My $30 worth of granola bars bought at Walmart if I ate one a day
would last me over 2 months. $30 worth of Amway food bars would last less than
one week.
Besides price and getting more for your money at the grocery store, the taste
factor comes into play. Amway food bars are nasty tasting shit bars. Gross
flavored cardboard pretty much sums up how they taste.
At least the granola bars I buy at the grocery store taste pretty good. Good
value and good taste beats out Amway’s overpriced shitty food bars every time!
Its really hard to find other to duplicate what you do when it means eating one
of those nasty overpriced shitty Amway food bars every day.
Then get around to drinking one Amway beverage daily. Perfect(ly Useless) Water
costs about $50 for a case of 24 bottles. You can buy a case for less than $5
just about everywhere else so Amway costs 10 times as much. Or you can buy
energy drinks XS cat piss water costs over $30 for a box – how many come in a
box? 6? 8? I can go on and on. Whatever Amway beverage you buy is going to cost
a lot more money than a better tasting beverage at the grocery store.
The goal is to find 2 people to eat and drink one Amway products daily and that
will earn the ambot an extra couple hundred bucks a month but the goal is to
find 6 people (go Eagle!!!!) and those 6 people will find 6 people and
those 6 people will find 6 people and so on and so on and so on. And a bunch of
Eagles will happen and a bunch of ambots will qualify for Platinum and then its
real easy to go Diamond!!! And then gazillions of dollars in residual income
will come rolling in every month and the ambot can retire and never work again
all by eating one Amway food bar and drinking one Amway beverage daily. That’s
how the Amway fairy tale goes.
The reality is ambots can’t find others to eat, drink and duplicate because of
the high cost and the low quality of Amway products. So they improvise for the
2 people they can’t find and drink and eat 3 Amway food and drink products
daily. Then the assholes in their Amway upline bitch at them for not signing up
anyone else and so they improvise even more and singlehandedly take on the eat
drink and duplicate mantra of 6 ambots all wrapped up into one person.
That’s how it goes. Sounds easy. Eat drink and duplicate.
Except the ambot becomes a one man show to eat drink and duplicate to make up
for all the people they can’t sucker in to duplicate what they do according to
the Amway mantra – eat drink and duplicate. What the fuck? Are we talking
rabbits here?
That’s the reality. And watch the credit card debt go through the roof to be
ambot CORE when following that Amway mantra.
Those stupid Goads used to sing a song at the Amway functions. It went like this:
ReplyDeleteOne, two, three, four, five, six --
I'm goin' Diamond, that's it, period!
It never seems to occur to Ambots that "going Diamond" can only happen by means of RECRUITMENT. It can never happen just by retail sale of Amway products to the public.
And recruitment of six people to go Platinum underneath you? Really? You might as well try to recruit a full division of troops but signing up six sergeants and urging them to become brigadier generals.
Everything in Amway is a stupid fucking fantasy.
Anonymous - that's how pyramid schemes operate. The focus is more about recruitment over sales. In Amway it's all about sell the hope not the soap. The only people getting rich selling shitty overpriced Amway products have the last name of VanAndel or DeVos and the sales are only to a bunch of fucking Amway losers.
DeleteAmway jerks will whine and prate:
ReplyDelete"Just eat and drink and duplicate!"
They'll tell you that the Plan is great:
"Just eat and drink and duplicate!"
"Buy Perfect Water by the crate --
Just eat and drink and duplicate!"
The food bars have a taste you hate,
Like cardboard mixed with dead fish bait,
Or something from a sewer grate,
Or vomit on a sick dog's plate.
But Amway assholes tell you straight:
"Just eat and drink and duplicate!"
And that's a well-known Amway trait:
To lead you to a dreadful fate
From which you will escape too late,
A deadbeat in a helpless state.
LOL Anonymous! The Goads need to add this to their playlist. It'll be a #1 hit with Amway Ambots.
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