Wednesday, May 22, 2024

“I Work My Own Hours” Bullshits The Amway Ambot

You know how whenever you read a job ad that says “work your own hours” its probably a scam. Not always, but its probably a sign of an MLM scam. “Work your own hours” doesn’t everyone want to do that. Wake up when you want. Go to Starbucks, go shopping, whatever you got to get done and maybe by lunchtime or early afternoon you’re ready to start “working your own hours”. And then what do you do for work? Open up your grocery store? Start sewing clothes? And then a couple hours later you decide to do something else and close down for the day. Or maybe reopen a few hours later for another hour or two.

Yeah something like that would be “working your own hours”. Something that Amway ambots show up here screeching about that they “work their own hours”. And that would probably be “working their own hours” after they get home from their real J.O.B. with the scheduled hours, you know the one that pays all the Amway bills.

Here’s a little gem of advice that real business owners know. Their hours of operation are when customers normally need to purchase that product or service. If someone owns a clothing store and decides their hours of operation are between midnight and 8am, sales are probably not going to be as good as another clothing shop owner who is open from 9am till 6pm. I know someone who runs a yard care business. His hours of operation are generally during daylight hours so he can see what he’s doing and that varies by the season. Not too many customers would have a need to have their lawn mowed at midnight. Like the neighbors would sure appreciate that! And here’s its important to point out I’m not talking about people involved in businesses where there might be 24 hour emergencies like plumbers. And here its also important to point out that Amway Ambot customers probably don’t have a need for shitty overpriced soap at 2am and demand the ambot place an order then. Though that would be kind of fun to phone and wake up that fucking Amway asshole!

When you’re an Amway ambot you work the hours the fucking assholes in your Amway upline tell you to work. “Get your ass to the Amway meeting at 8pm!” If you’re a “serious business builder” that means getting there at 7pm to set up the chairs. The assholes in your Amway upline demand you be available to answer their calls and texts at all hours, so again your’re working the hours they tell you. Basically you’re on call 24 hours for those fucking assholes in your Amway upline. Probably your boss at work doesn’t have you on call 24 hour unless it’s the kind of business where there might be round the clock emergencies.

Work your own hours? Be your own boss? Unlikely if you’ve devoted all your love to Amway cult leaders and buying shitty overpriced products from your “own store”.

 

 

4 comments:

  1. You're absolutely right, Anna. Amway is always telling its IBOs the exact opposite of the truth!

    You have no free time in Amway if you take directions from your up-line. He wants you to show the "Plan" at least six times a week. He wants you to come to every single little weekly meeting that he calls. He wants you to show up if some Diamond comes to town to give a speech. He wants you to go out and cold-recruit strangers in public places. He wants you to listen to two or three stupid tapes every day. He wants you to read whatever Kiyosaki-type book he recommends. He wants you to answer every goddamned voicemail or phone call he makes to you, at any hour of the day or night.

    The man is a bloody TYRANT! He believes that you are his slave, and that you are permanently at his beck and call.

    The idea that you can "work your own hours" in Amway is one of many lies that are told to IBOs. Others are that you can retire with residual income after 2 to 5 years, or that Amway products are easy to sell, or that when you buy an Amway product to self-consume you are making a profit, or that going into deep debt to run your business is a sign of success.

    These are all lies. And yet there are stupid people who fall for them.

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    1. Anonymous - you have no free time if you're inside the Amway cult. The Amway cult leaders control your life more than your boss at work does! Ambots are on call 24 hours to the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Those motherfuckers tell the downline what time they have to be somewhere and what they have to wear and what to have to bring. And if they're expected to meet an Amway cult leader for an earlier meeting at a coffee shop they are expected to pay for the meal. Phone calls and texts from the fuckers in the Amway upline must be responded to immediately no matter what time of day or night it is. If the Amway cult leader has a craving for a Big Mac at 2am and texts an Ambot to look for a McDonald's that's open 24 hours then the Ambot is expected to bust their ass doing it even if it means driving an hour or 2 to complete the task. Yup Amway is full of liars spouting off lies and bullshit to the stupid ambots that fall for getting scammed.

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    2. What I really can't stand is the CHEAPNESS and STINGINESS of Amway up-line. If your leader meets you in a coffee shop, he actually expects you to buy his meal for him? If he wants a hamburger, you have to get it and pay for it? This is petty and disgusting.

      This also shows what kind of penny-pinching scumbags your Amway up-line is. They are arrogant, self-important pricks who cling to every nickel. It's typical of the small-town, classless nobodies who are in Amway.

      When a high-ranking police detective sends his team of men out to investigate details of a crime, he meets them later in the day at a bar or cafe to hear all of their findings, and to pool all the information gathered. The high-ranking detective pays for EVERY MAN'S DRINK, with no questions asked. It is considered his duty as the team leader.

      That's the way a REAL leader works. His men are working for him, but he never dreams of letting them pay for their own drinks, or forcing them to pay for his.

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    3. Anonymous - the assholes in the Amway upline are cheap and stingy for sure and they are also broke losers. They can't afford a snack or a meal in a cafe unless they have some room left on their credit card. But yes absolutely arrogant pricks is the best way to describe Amway Ambots.

      You know when we're taking our staff out for a meal or something casual like Dunkin' or making a McDonald's run - we pay for it! Real business owners do this. OK we expense it. And sure sometimes someone comes in with cookies or donuts to treat everyone and that's cool but we don't send a text demanding it and telling them to pay. But we're not fucked in the head like Amway assholes.

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