Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Amway Shitheads In Hiding

One of our readers makes an observation about Amway losers who leave comments on marriedtoanambot:

 

I notice that the pro-Amway shitheads aren't showing up here so much as they used to years ago. It's probably for three reasons:

1) They get their ass kicked so badly here when they try to defend the rotten Amway scheme, that they are too embarrassed to post anything further.

2) This blog, lasting for fifteen full years, has been uniquely responsible for the steady decline of Amway's sales figures and IBO recruitment.

3) Amway up-line has very likely insisted that NO MORE PUBLICITY be given to Anna Banana's blog, since it is the worst public relations disaster for Amway since the collapse of Quixtar and the publication of Merchants of Deception.

Anna, keep up the good work! You are giving Amway a solid fuck up the ass!

 

Anna Banana responds:

Ha ha! Thanks Anonymous! Those are all big reasons why Ambots don't show up here as much as they used to. For the past few years Amway cult leaders have told their followers not to have an online presence. Word probably came down from Amway's head office that cult followers were making assholes out of themselves all over the Internet. Amway already has a shitty reputation so how much more help do they need with Amway losers screeching out negativity. It says right in Amway's terms and conditions that IBOs aren't supposed to do that so maybe cult leaders are drilling that point in at their meetings.

Also with forums like Reddit Amway shitheads are heading there to leave negative comments instead of individual blogs.

 

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.