Its hard to say which Amway product I despise the most. I
mean there are so many shitty overpriced low quality items to choose from!
I really hate the Amway toothpaste - Glister!
I use normal toothpaste the kind you see advertised on TV all your life
- Crest or Colgate. Whatever is on sale when I get to the drug store! I’m
not overly picky. They all do more or less the same thing.
When we first got involved with Amway the fucking assholes in our upline ran
through our house telling Ambot to get rid of the illegal products and replace
them with something similar that Amway sells. This really pissed me off. But
then there was nothing about our upline that didn’t piss me off. In this case I
hate being wasteful. If we have perfectly good products in the house I want to
use them up and once the container is empty then throw it out. The Amway
philosophy is to throw out perfectly good useable products and then spend lots
of money replacing them with shitty overpriced Amway products.
One of those shitty products was Glister toothpaste. I can go to the drugstore
and there will be 20 feet of shelf space devoted to all the different kinds of
toothpaste and all the different things they can do for a person: help prevent
cavities, fluoride, mouthwash, whitener, sensitivity etc. etc. With all this
incredible toothpaste variety also comes a huge range of prices. Anywhere from
a buck or so up to several dollars per tube.
Price? Amway Glister toothpaste is sort of in the range of other toothpaste
brands, a bit more expensive but not 3 or 4 times more expensive like other
Amway products are, maybe that’s because most toothpastes at the store cost $2
or $3, so Glister might be twice as expensive as a tube of Crest.
What about variety? Oh I forgot. Amway has none when it comes to toothpaste.
What about taste? There are all kinds of toothpaste flavors out there. Mint,
root beer, strawberry....
But not with Amway. They have one toothpaste flavor - puke!
I’ve never had trouble using normal toothpaste to brush my teeth. Brush, rinse,
spit. No problem.
There is something seriously wrong with the Amway Glister toothpaste. I brush
and the foul taste of Glister makes me gag. I try to spit out as much of the
crap there is in my mouth and keep brushing. I feel the sweats coming on, I’m
salivating and I’m having trouble breathing. I am going to puke if I keep
brushing using this nasty shitty Amway toothpaste!
Being a glutton for punishment I keep trying the Glister toothpaste. Remember
those fucking assholes in our upline threw out my perfectly good toothpaste
that does not make me puke and I hate wasting anything.
I gave in after a few days. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth. I
went back to using a normal toothpaste and I haven’t had a repeat gagging
performance since.
A good Amway slogan? Spend more money for Glister our low quality toothpaste.
You might not get your teeth clean but Glister will empty your stomach!
Toothpaste is toothpaste, and all brands of it work pretty much the same. Therefore the two things that you should consider when making the choice are these: is the price reasonable, and does it taste good?
ReplyDeleteAmway "Glister" loses on both counts. And what half-assed Ambot came up with a brand name that rhymes with "blister" and "clyster" and "fist her"? Those are disgusting connections that you don't want in a potential customer's mind when you're trying to sell him a tube of the stuff.
Exactly Anonymous. Toothpastes all do pretty much the same thing. Except you get the added bonus with Amway's Glister of nearly puking. Or maybe some users do puke!
DeleteLike anything people put in their mouth - they'll choose toothpaste on taste and price.
Amway's Glister or Blister can't compete in either of those categories because it tastes nasty and is high priced.