Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Amway Bullshit Mantra – Be Dead Or Broke By Age 65

Who remembers sitting through boring Amway meetings listening to some sack of shit Amway asshole spouting off about how 95% of the population will be dead or broke by age 65. And the other 5%? They had their own businesses.

Where do these liars come up with this? Pulling it out of their asses? Ask the cult leader where they got that statistic from. Never question upline! Holy fuck you’ll be humiliated at the next ten Amway meetings for that sacrilege. Our sack of shit Platinum said he thought it was on the census. Yeah I remember seeing those questions on the census form: “If you’re under the age of 65 are you dead?” and “Are you broke?” LOL!!!!

As for people dying before age 65, sadly people die for all kinds of reasons, no point in going into morbid details. No matter how much Amway ambots try to sell you some snake oil pills to save your life! I can’t find anywhere on the Internet what percentage of people died before they turned 65. If I can’t find it how can those lying Amway IBO’s find it? They can’t! They make up these lies and the rest of us who aren’t brainwashed ambots our bullshit meter kicks in and says are you fucked in the head for believing that shit you’re spouting.

These days people are living a lot longer. We have great advances in medical and science and generally speaking people live healthier lifestyles watching what they eat, exercising, and not smoking. People with healthy lifestyles are easily living into their 80’s and 90’s. They grew up in a generation before credit cards and going into debt existed. They own their own homes, collect social security, and have savings and investments that they live off.

How does any Amway ambot know the actual percentage of how many people are broke by age 65. What government survey asks the question “are you broke”. I’m not sure many people would admit to it on a survey anyway!

I can find no government statistics that proves 95% of the population is dead or broke by age 65, therefore its easy to come to the logical conclusion that any Amway ambot who spouts off this bullshit is a liar probably repeating lies that originated from some Amway asshole further upline.

There are lots of people who plan badly for their future. That doesn’t mean they’ll be broke or dead by age 65. There are lots of people who aren’t business owners. That doesn’t mean they’ll be broke or dead by age 65. That’s just some sack of shit Amway asshole trying to instill fear so people will sign up for their Amway scam.

Other things may happen too. A spouse might die, loss of a job could lead to other financial woes such as unable to pay the mortgage and eventual foreclosure, or illness or injury could make earning a living nearly impossible.

The above paragraph defines people that IBO’s typically prey upon to recruit into Amway. People who are already in a sad state of affairs and in a poor financial position and who can least afford to lose money are sucked into the Amway scheme by nasty ambots who fill their heads with dreams of financial freedom.

What about the Amway ambot lie about the 5% of the population who are not dead or broke by age 65 simply by the virtue of owning their own business.

Owning your own business puts an invisible shield around you that guards you from being killed in an accident or dying from a disease or losing all your money by age 65?

Apparently that’s what brainwashed ambots believe. Brainwashed ambots also believe that because someone owns a business they will be successful and never be broke.

Another lie taught by the lying Amway upline assholes. Business fail for all kinds of reasons sometimes at great personal financial loss to the business owner that they might never be able to recover from. Including phony Amway businesses!

The upline brainwashes ambots into believing they are real business owners because they slapped down $200 or whatever the current fee is for an Amway registration fee and $300/month minimum for Amway products for personal consumption, and a few hundred more a month on Amway tools and functions. The upline Amway assholes preaches that this means they are part of the imaginary 5% of business owners who will live past age 65 and will never be broke.

Anyone thinking of signing up to this Amway fantasy business that heard  the old Amway mantra about being dead of broke by age 65 ask the ambot liar to show government documented proof of those statistics. Would be interesting to see what they come up with. Pretty hard to back peddle out of that lie!

 

 

6 comments:

  1. People in Amway love to lie. They'll spout any falsehood or fake statistic to get you to join their racket.

    At those stupid Amway "functions," the Diamonds on stage scream "You're all going to be WINNERS!" And yet Amway literature says that 99% of all IBOs will not make money in the business.

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    1. Anonymous - and every now and then those Amway losers will throw in real facts. You know the kind no one really cares about like did you know blah blah pounds of coffee beans come out of elephant shit every year. It's just part of how these Amway losers want to feel superior to the rest of the world.

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  2. If you are at the top of these pyramids you make your money from the people below you. Without them your income dries up. However no one below you is going to hang on for ever. Everyone eventuality realises that they are losing money in the scam and that they are better off quitting. In the era of the internet how do new people keep joining the scam though? Surely there cannot be so many people who have no idea what Amway is really about. Why hasn't this scam died a natural death yet? What keeps it alive?

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    1. Aussie Hillbilly - eventually the pool of prospects is going to dry up and the current Ambots realize they're losing money in this scam and quit and then the pyramid will collapse. And why aren't more prospects looking at the Internet before signing up to ScAmway. I've had readers leave comments that they're in an Amway cult meeting right now cause someone scammed them into coming and the cult leader tells the prospects not to look up Amway on the Internet because all those quitters leave comments and make YouTube videos. And cult leaders tell the audience not to look at the Married to an Ambot blog so of course this attendee Googled it while sitting there to see why the hell not to look at. Yeah because we talk about the emotional and financial distress Amway brings to our lives. Amway cult leaders HATE it when the truth is out there from real life personal experiences.

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    2. Amway is very frightened by the "Married to an Ambot" website-blog. This site is consistently interesting and amusing, and does not hesitate to talk about the Amway scam in sharp and harsh language.

      Also, the site has published hundreds of anecdotes and personal accounts of how rotten, vicious, and corrupt Amway and its various AMO subsystems are. The site has provided a mountain of evidence to prove that Amway is just a form of legalized theft, designed to bleed funds from inexperienced and simple-minded people.

      When Amway freaks tell IBOs not to look at a website, it means they are scared shitless of what the website reveals. If they had any balls, they would come here and try to refute what we publish. But since they have no answers to our criticisms, they have to pretend that we don't exist.

      The anti-Amway and anti-MLM blogs have accomplished one great thing. They have absolutely WRECKED recruitment possibilities in North America, and they are beginning to have the same effect in foreign countries.

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    3. Anonymous - all we want is to shut down this evil company. Amway is responsible for destroying so many lives.

      We can curse out Amway. We can curse out Amway losers. And that infuriates Ambots because they have such highly elevated opinions of themselves and other cult followers. Like how dare we curse out the Great Amway God and get the word out what it's really like inside the Amway cult.

      We just want there to be less Amway victims. Amway has caused so much suffering. It has to stop.

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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