I get a lot of hits from a reader(s) in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Most of them are affiliated with Alticor/Amway. They love Anna Banana! Gotta get their daily dose!
I got a hit from someone in Grand Rapids searching how to get a customer service job with Amway.
My first thought is what kind of scum sucking low life son of a bitch wants to work for a company that is responsible for destroying lives, causing financial distress, bankruptcies, debt, divorces, etc, etc. Then I remember I was watching the news and there was a segment about people who got laid off from their jobs two years ago, three years ago and some of them are desperate to accept any kind of job. So I shouldn’t judge some poor unfortunate soul who is so desperate to get a job that they’d apply to Scamway. Desperation causes people to lower themselves to accept jobs with shitty companies just to get a paycheck.
Average companies have 20% of their employees that actually like their job, 60% who don’t give a shit one way or another its just a job, and 20% who hate their jobs. Thats how it is. Average companies have 80% of their employees, some who might like their job but mostly its just a paycheck, who would leave their company in a second if they found a better job somewhere else. I’ve dealt with Amway’s customer service department and I can tell you that I was obviously dealing with people in the 80%! I have a clear picture of what the qualifications are to get a job as an Amway customer service employee so hopefully this list will help if Grand Rapids job searcher comes back to my blog.
Qualifications to get a job as an Amway customer service agent:
- Ability to be nasty to others
- Good at lying
- Poor communication skills
- Don’t give a shit about helping others
- Poor problem solving ability
- Argumentative
- Not looking for long term employment
- Arrogant
- Hate talking to people
- No experience necessary and we don’t train
- Have a rotten personality
- Be discourteous to customers
- Hate holding down a job
- Unhelpful
- Inappropriate time management skills
- Inability to complete tasks
- Ineffective customer follow up
- Clock watchers
- No particular desire to move up in the company
- Refuse to do anything that requires immediate attention
- Following company procedures optional
- Strong superiority complex
- Not flexible
- Ability to effectively convey to the customer how bored you are with them
- No sense of humor
- Able to push buttons and cause anger and rage in clients
- Ability to make people hate you and hate the company
No happy, helpful personality types who actually love their jobs need apply!!! Lazy ass bastards are absolutely encouraged to apply. This is your dream job come true!!!
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