Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Amway Emerald Throws A Hissy Fit

One of our readers shared a story about his Amway Emerald who’s the typical fucking asshole Ambot on a power trip.

 

One is that the bullying is real. One night, my upline Emerald (URA) threw a fit because they didn't sell out their ticket allotment to the upcoming biannual seminar (twice a year, $15 a head, usually in high school or church auditoriums where an Emerald speaks). One night at a weekly meeting, he talked about cream and scum and how cream rises and scum settles. Talk about motivation to the majority of people there! Nothing like getting called scum when you just paid $5 to hear that at a weekly meeting! The insults are real and are not worth the time.

Secondly, when you are told to "not count costs" (because what business owners count costs, right?), that should be a huge red flag because you can lose thousands of dollars quick!

And one other thing, if you have to attend multiple meetings a week, then that is a red flag. We used to have a "team meeting" twice a year at $5 a head a week before a major conference. So we would have to attend that meeting on a Saturday night, phone team at your upline Platinum or Emerald on Sunday night, weekly business meeting on Tuesday night (which was moved from Thursday night) at $5 a head, and then a major conference on Friday, Saturday, Sunday conference at $93 a head (cheaper than most organizations) plus $60 to $300 or so for hotel and parking depending on if you wanted to get stuffed five or six to a room. And oh, after Sunday's session ends at around 4pm or so, you have to then head to your upline's for either games or dodgeball or phone team to hear even more speeches.

So that right there shows a typical week four times a year. Oh, and phone team on that Saturday at conference after you had your team's breakout session (because why not right?)

The moral is that the majority of people can make more money in one day of doing Uber or working a part-time job, than all-together in Amway with the money spent and the time wasted.

Oh, and don't forget. You can only have Ameay products to eat or drink at events and Heaven forbid your upline sees you at the hotel restaurant getting breakfast one morning.

I could go on and one but this is just a sample of four weeks a year at my former organization.

 

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